[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta":3,"chapter-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta-entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-74":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: I Was Told to Be Down-to-Earth, Not Handle Funerals",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1930659,2633,"Chapter 74","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-74",74,"\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was almost crying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Big sisters, the headquarters of the Deyun Society is in the capital. That's common knowledge, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Get lost! Who are you calling big sister!\" the three women shouted in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng nodded helplessly at Zhang Zhang Zhang Xiaoyan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You heard them, so just buy their tickets along with mine.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Um... remember to ask them for reimbursement later.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"When you ask for reimbursement, add 50% as your errand fee.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't worry, they're big stars; they don't care about small change. If you add the money secretly, they won't know.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Zhang Zhang Xiaoyan looked at this one, then at that one, feeling a bit numb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Big Brother, are you stupid or am I stupid?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You said it right in front of them; how could they possibly not know?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come, come, come, Xiao Ling, let's play a private game between the two of us!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the plane, Su Meng said impatiently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the heck?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gazes of the people around them shot over in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How can you be so righteous about playing such a private game in public?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiao Ling's little face turned red instantly. Just as she was about to speak, she saw Su Meng reach into his pocket and pull out two dice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dice? Bai Xiao Ling didn't feel good at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You call playing dice a private game?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come, come, come, hurry up and roll; let me see how your luck is today!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng was already impatient.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>During this time, Su Meng had been carrying these two dice with him every day, bathing and changing clothes before rolling them once every day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But it was just so evil.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let alone 12, he hadn't even rolled a 10!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng had completely lost confidence in his own luck.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially after wasting 1 million... carefully saved popularity points at Boss Yang's place last time, it made his heart ache even more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And this is called bringing prosperity to one's husband?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pfft!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking around, Bai Xiao Ling was the most reliable!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiao Ling already had experience. Although she didn't know what Su Meng was up to, she didn't say anything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She just picked up the two dice and tossed them casually onto the small table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two dice spun around a few times and slowly came to a stop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy crap! 12 again!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng was instantly stunned. This girl, is her luck too good?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiao Ling was also a bit surprised and subconsciously picked up the dice and rolled them again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the evil thing was, the final points that appeared were still 12!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy crap!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng hurriedly held Bai Xiao Ling's hand tightly, closed his eyes slightly, and muttered something.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Heavenly spirits, earthly spirits, please lend me some luck!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The sky is vast, the night is boundless, the Queen Mother is my mother...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking he had received Bai Xiao Ling's luck, he hurriedly gave the command in his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"System, ten consecutive draws!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ding~ Congratulations, your draw is complete. You have received the following rewards:\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"1. God-level makeup technique mastery.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"2. Professional-level violin skill.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"3. Professional-level Peking Opera skill.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"4. God-level Henan Opera mastery.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"5. Professional-level percussion skill.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"6. Professional-level editing skill.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"7. Entry-level all-instrument skill.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"8. Common crosstalk scripts * 100.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"9. Common Peking Opera repertoires * 100.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"10. Common Henan Opera repertoires * 100.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy crap! I'm rich, I'm rich!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng was so happy he almost jumped up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As expected, Bai Xiao Ling's luck is heaven-defying. Another grand slam?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn't this much better than drawing \"Thanks for participating\"?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And two god-level skills? Although they don't seem to be used often, they are still god-level!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And among these ten, there is only one entry-level... wait!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng stared at the \"Entry-level all-instrument mastery\" and was dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is entry-level?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What is the concept of all instruments? As long as it makes a sound, Su Meng can play it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although other than the other instrument skills he drew, all other instruments are entry-level, that still means he can play them!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For such an entry-level skill, I wouldn't trade it for a god-level one!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come, come, come, Xiao Ling, roll again!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng looked at Bai Xiao Ling as if she were a rare treasure, which made Bai Xiao Ling feel a chill in her heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, she still picked up the dice and rolled them once, but when she took a look, her face instantly turned black.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A 1 and a 2. What kind of ghostly luck is this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Again! Bai Xiao Ling rolled again, a 1 and a 3.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Again! 4!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Again! 5.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Again! 3.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After rolling more than a dozen times in a row, there wasn't a single one over 5.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stop rolling!\" Su Meng couldn't bear to watch anymore. He really had borrowed all of her luck.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang was watching from the side and was also amused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Meng, her luck was heaven-defying just a moment ago. Did her luck turn bad just because you held her hand?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Are you really a jinx?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What do you know?\" Su Meng rolled his eyes at her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I have special abilities; I can borrow other people's most prominent things to play with...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Pfft! There are so many people here, what nonsense are you saying? How can you play with that?\" Boss Yang's face turned red instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng was completely bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What did I say? Isn't it just borrowing other people's most prominent places to play with?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What prominent place do you, Boss Yang, have? Is it fun?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, this must be Teacher Su. You are indeed handsome and talented.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as the group walked out of the airport lobby, someone rushed over and grabbed Su Meng's hand, shaking it vigorously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That enthusiasm made Su Meng instantly bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Big Brother, who are you? Do I know you?\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Before he could speak, someone else darted over from the side and pushed that person away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Old Six, get lost.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he held Su Meng's hand and said enthusiastically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Teacher Su, you've had a hard journey. Let me carry your luggage for you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the heck? Someone is stealing my job?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Zhang Zhang Xiaoyan tightened her grip on the suitcase, and a sense of crisis suddenly arose in her heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Old Three, Old Six, what are you doing?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You're such grown men; why are you acting like children? Aren't you afraid of Teacher Su laughing at you?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A steady voice suddenly came from the side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A refined middle-aged man walked over and glared fiercely at those two people.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It startled those two, and they hurriedly stood at attention.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The middle-aged man turned to look at Su Meng, and his face instantly bloomed like a flower.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Teacher Su, you must be hungry after this long journey, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I've already made arrangements here. Shall we go eat first?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Um... Teacher Su, please rest assured. My driving skills are quite good, and the car was just washed today; it's very clean...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old Three and Old Six looked at the middle-aged man in a daze and silently gave a thumbs up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As expected of the Senior Brother; no wonder he could even win over the Senior Sister!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng was already completely confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>May I ask who the three of you are? Do I know you?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You are so enthusiastic; offering favors without a reason usually means something is up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiao Ling sighed softly, seemingly unable to bear watching.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Teacher Su, don't pay any attention to them.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Let me introduce them to you: they are my Senior Brother, Third Senior Brother, and Sixth Senior Brother. They are all my Master's disciples.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Um... they are also the leaders of the three major domestic folk orchestras.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy crap! Boss Yang, Liu Liu Liu Tianxian, and the others were instantly startled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three major domestic folk orchestras? Those are all state-level ones!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These three leaders are genuine performing artists!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But why do these three artists look so much like legendary sycophants when facing Su Meng?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng was also taken aback, but then he realized something and couldn't help but feel amused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He cupped his hands at the three of them and said politely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The three of you, I will be going to the Imperial Music Academy for an exchange tomorrow. Shall we talk in detail then?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As for now, I've already made arrangements. I'm truly sorry.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three looked at each other, but could only nod helplessly in agreement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since he had already said so, could you really kidnap him?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However... the three looked at each other, and suddenly sparks and lightning seemed to fly in the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother Yue is back.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue enter the door, Qin Qin Xiaoxian greeted him, then froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pointed behind Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue and said tremblingly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Meng? The living Su Meng?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng was almost numb. Why is this the same sentence everyone says when they see me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this rate, I'm starting to doubt if I'm even alive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue asked casually: \"Where's Master?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Master... is in the office upstairs.\" Qin Qin Xiaoxian was still a bit dazed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue nodded and led Su Meng upstairs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Knocking and entering, Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu, the old couple... ugh, the old partners, were drinking tea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng walked into the room, saw these two people, and a bold idea suddenly appeared in his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This idea instantly rushed to his lips, and without thinking, he blurted it out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uncle Yu, I find you particularly kind!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Would you like to come to my movie... and play a corpse?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What? Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu were instantly stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is our first time meeting, and the first sentence... you want me to play a corpse? Are you being so informal?\u003C\u002Fp>",1634,"2026-06-14T05:02:39.376Z","2026-06-14T06:01:34.412Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","cd758841a7549348cd51b267e4795048489c6100b03914bf924ff922557cc00c","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-75","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-73",277,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-cover.jpg"]