Chapter 88

The corners of several people’s mouths were twitching wildly, and they couldn’t help but want to curse.

Last time I let you be a musician, you took a funeral job and became a suona master.

This time, it’s even better, I let you be a musician again, and you actually upgraded?

You don’t want to be a suona master anymore, you want to be the master of the suona master?

And you want to record teaching materials for funeral suona masters?!

Can’t you do something serious?

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue took a few deep breaths, barely making himself a bit normal.

Turned to Deng Deng Deng Ziqi and laughed dryly.

“Hehe… Sister Deng Deng Ziqi, that… give me the job of serving tea and pouring water.”

“I was a restaurant waiter before I talked about crosstalk, I’m familiar with this, don’t let anyone snatch it from me…”

“And me!” Liu Liu Liu Tianxian interjected.

“The job of beating shoulders and kneading backs is mine…”

“No!” Boss Yang interrupted him directly, looking suggested.

“Beating shoulders and kneading backs must be mine, because I have experience!”

“I often massage Teacher Teacher Reba, every time she is very comfortable…”

Hmm?

Countless curious gazes were instantly cast on Boss Yang.

Did I eat too many beans, why did I think crookedly in an instant?

By the way, are you wearing lace today?

Boss Yang hadn’t realized what she was saying, just staring at Deng Deng Deng Ziqi, not showing any weakness.

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian silently gestured with a thumb.

You are still great, you dare to say such things?

In order not to record funeral songs, you are also fighting.

I, Liu Liu Liu Tianxian, am not as good as you!

Sighing, Liu Liu Liu Tianxian finally retreated.

“Alright then, beating shoulders and kneading backs belongs to you, serving tea and pouring water belongs to me, let’s decide happily.”

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was anxious when he heard this.

“Two…”

“Hmm?”

“Two sisters, you can’t be unreasonable! This was reserved by me first! First come, first served…”

“Ladies first, understand?” Liu Liu Liu Tianxian looked at Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue with full threats.

“Do you want the million guardian vajra of Fairy Sister to talk to you?”

“Wow…” Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue finally couldn’t help but burst into tears.

While crying, he was still stubborn.

“Are you bullying people like this? Do you think only you have fans? Do you think I don’t have fans?”

“Do you think the legendary Deyun girls are vegetarians?”

“If you force me, be careful I…”

Before he finished speaking, Boss Yang suddenly floated over a sentence.

“By the way, do those Deyun girls prefer to see you serve tea and pour water?”

“Or do they prefer to see you record funeral songs?”

Ga… Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue’s crying stopped instantly.

After being stunned for a while, he burst into tears again.

This crying sound is simply heartbreaking and tear-jerking.

You are right, you are too damn right!

Deyun girls, they are famous for being good at digging, catching, replacing crosstalk actors on stage, and watching actors make fools of themselves!

Do you think they will stand by and watch such a chance to lose Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue?

No! Not only will they not stand by, they will add fuel to the fire!

What’s fun about serving tea and pouring water?

Go record funeral songs!

…

“Pfft! Dead Big Honey, why do you say everything?”

“Don’t you know that if this is said, it is easy to be misunderstood?”

In a photo studio, Teacher Teacher Reba held her phone, her delicate face blushing instantly.

But… Big Honey massages me?

Sounds so interesting…

“Teacher Teacher Teacher Reba, it’s time to shoot the next set!”

A photographer shouted from the side.

“Coming, coming!”

Teacher Teacher Reba hurriedly dropped the phone and ran in front of the camera.

A moment later, exclamations from the photographer came from the studio.

“Oh, Teacher Teacher Teacher Reba, the two blushes on your face are very natural!”

“Too great! This set of photos will definitely be the peak of my career!”

“Shoot faster, I’ll massage earlier after shooting…”

“Hmm?”

“……Shoot faster, I’ll… go install a motorcycle…”

…

Su Meng looked at Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue crying sadly, and couldn’t bear it in his heart.

“Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, don’t cry, since they don’t want you, you come with me.”

Wow wow wow… Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue cried even more sadly.

“Junior Uncle, you let me record funeral songs? You say it simply!”

“I am a crosstalk actor, the audience laughs when they see me, that is my pursuit.”

“But now, I go to record funeral songs, and the audience wants to cry when they see me, what is this?”

A scene instantly appeared in many people’s minds.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue walked onto the stage and bowed.

“Apprentice Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue bows on stage.”

A burst of warm crying erupted from the audience.

“Good… wow wow wow… Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue is really too easy to cry… I want to cry when I see him.”

“Today’s crosstalk, why is it so crying… wow wow wow…”

“Wow wow wow… crying to death…”

Is this Deyun Crosstalk Society, or Deyun Funeral Home?

Thinking of this scene, everyone couldn’t help but shiver.

Terrible! Too terrible!

…

Damn!

Su Meng almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

By the way, is the impression I left on you a bit biased?

Snorted coldly, and said with hatred that he couldn’t turn iron into steel.

“Look at your promise!”

“I am your uncle, can I still pit you?”

“I don’t believe it!” Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue interrupted him directly.

“My master has pitted Uncle Yu’s ancestors for eighteen generations.”

“Junior Uncle, you must also…”

“I pfft!” Su Meng said angrily.

“Did you bring your brain when you went out?”

“Didn’t you hear clearly what I just said?”

“This time, besides funeral songs, I will also record ‘Map of Mountains and Rivers’…”

“Junior Uncle, are you serious?” Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue’s crying stopped, and he was instantly energized.

“What do you say?” Su Meng looked disdainful.

“If I pit, I pit your master, pit you? It lowered my seniority for no reason!”

“I knew Uncle was the best!”

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue ran over, lifted a pair of fleshy fists and tapped his back gently.

There was still a humble smile on his face.

“Uncle, I’ll take care of all the work of serving tea, pouring water, beating shoulders and kneading backs!”

“How is this strength, Uncle?”

“Don’t worry, I will definitely serve you well, make you very comfortable…”

Hmm? Su Meng’s eyes suddenly became dangerous…

…

‘Map of Mountains and Rivers’?

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian and Boss Yang looked at each other, suddenly thinking of this.

Right! Why did the old lady forget this song?

Since Su Meng has serious songs besides funeral songs, then…

As if they had discussed it, the two women rushed over.

Pushed Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue away, and pulled Su Meng’s hands left and right.

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian pulled Su Meng’s left hand, a pair of pure and innocent big eyes blinking blinking.

“Brother Su Meng, will you take me with you?”

“I can serve tea and pour water, and I can make the bed and fold the quilt, I will definitely serve you well.”

Boss Yang was not to be outdone.

Isn’t it comparing acting skills? It’s like who is not an actor.

Her eyes instantly blurred, waves moving, just like a pool of water.

“Boss, I can massage, my massage technique is very good.”

“Even Teacher Teacher Reba said it was comfortable after using it.”

“You are the first male boss I massaged…”

“My equipment is all ready, when can I get on the clock… work?”

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue watched from the side, dumbfounded.

Are female stars too curly now?

Even serving tea, pouring water, massaging, and beating shoulders are snatched?

But… why do I want to cry so much?

Why did no one treat me like this…

…

On the other side, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi was already sluggish.

Did you make a mistake? It seems I am the real musician, right?

Just now you were spinning around me, one by one swearing, now you have betrayed me?

Pfft! Slut!

Sure enough, the more beautiful the woman, the more she will lie!

Still I am the most honest and won’t lie… Hmm? This sentence seems to be wrong somewhere?

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi fell into deep contemplation…

…

Can’t hold it! Really can’t hold it!

Su Meng was about to surrender.

Is this life still a virgin, okay?

A pure jade girl, a charming demon, a slender figure, a hot and domineering one.

These two joined forces to use beauty tricks, which man can bear it?

If it weren’t for the fact that I was a VIP in Red Romance in my last life, would I have made a fool of myself now?

But… I really can’t hold it!

In a daze, Su Meng had lost his resistance.

“Good good good, then let’s go together!”

“Great!” Liu Liu Liu Tianxian and Boss Yang jumped up excitedly.

Only Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was about to cry.

Why was my work snatched again?

“Uncle… will you take me to play together?”

“Get out!” Su Meng, Liu Liu Liu Tianxian, and Boss Yang roared in unison.

Wow… Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue couldn’t help but burst into tears…

…

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi looked left and right, and seemed to have a feeling of being isolated.

As for Hua Hua Chenyu, he was in the same boat as her… Pfft! Who is that?

Thinking about it, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi suddenly gritted her teeth and made up her mind.

“Su Meng, aren’t you going to record ‘Map of Mountains and Rivers’?”

“Do you want to come with me?”

“The recording studio I use this time is opened by Mr. Liu Huan.”

“I’ll talk to him properly and let him guide you.”

“At worst… at worst…” She hesitated again and again, and stomped her feet fiercely.

“At worst, I will talk to Mr. Liu Huan and let him allow you to record those 300 suona pieces in the recording studio…”

What? Su Meng was stunned.

Such a coincidence?

So the recording studio you use is opened by Liu Huan?

Before he could speak, Boss Yang nodded frantically.

“Good, good, Deng Deng Ziqi, then you talk to Mr. Liu Huan properly.”

“This way we can play together again.”

In her heart, an evil thought flashed.

Good, then let’s go together.

If Su Meng really grabs strong men to record funeral songs, one by one, none of us can run away!

This is called, a family must be neat…

Hmm? When did we become a family?

Seeing that Su Meng didn’t speak, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi thought he acquiesced, and took out her phone.

Dialed the phone, and her voice also carried a bit of respect.

“Hello, Mr. Liu.”

“Oh, it’s Deng Deng Ziqi, what’s the matter?” On the other end of the phone, Liu Huan’s mood seemed good.

“It’s like this, Mr. Liu, I want to go over in a while and finish recording that song, do you think it’s convenient?”

“Come if you want, finish recording and release the song earlier.”

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi hesitated, and said weakly.