[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta":3,"chapter-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta-entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-88":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: I Was Told to Be Down-to-Earth, Not Handle Funerals",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1930673,2633,"Chapter 88","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-88",88,"\u003Cp>The corners of several people’s mouths were twitching wildly, and they couldn’t help but want to curse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Last time I let you be a musician, you took a funeral job and became a suona master.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time, it’s even better, I let you be a musician again, and you actually upgraded?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You don’t want to be a suona master anymore, you want to be the master of the suona master?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And you want to record teaching materials for funeral suona masters?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can’t you do something serious?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue took a few deep breaths, barely making himself a bit normal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Turned to Deng Deng Deng Ziqi and laughed dryly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hehe… Sister Deng Deng Ziqi, that… give me the job of serving tea and pouring water.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I was a restaurant waiter before I talked about crosstalk, I’m familiar with this, don’t let anyone snatch it from me…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And me!” Liu Liu Liu Tianxian interjected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The job of beating shoulders and kneading backs is mine…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No!” Boss Yang interrupted him directly, looking suggested.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Beating shoulders and kneading backs must be mine, because I have experience!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I often massage Teacher Teacher Reba, every time she is very comfortable…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless curious gazes were instantly cast on Boss Yang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Did I eat too many beans, why did I think crookedly in an instant?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By the way, are you wearing lace today?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang hadn’t realized what she was saying, just staring at Deng Deng Deng Ziqi, not showing any weakness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Liu Liu Tianxian silently gestured with a thumb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You are still great, you dare to say such things?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In order not to record funeral songs, you are also fighting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I, Liu Liu Liu Tianxian, am not as good as you!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sighing, Liu Liu Liu Tianxian finally retreated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright then, beating shoulders and kneading backs belongs to you, serving tea and pouring water belongs to me, let’s decide happily.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was anxious when he heard this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Two…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmm?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Two sisters, you can’t be unreasonable! This was reserved by me first! First come, first served…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ladies first, understand?” Liu Liu Liu Tianxian looked at Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue with full threats.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do you want the million guardian vajra of Fairy Sister to talk to you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wow…” Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue finally couldn’t help but burst into tears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While crying, he was still stubborn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are you bullying people like this? Do you think only you have fans? Do you think I don’t have fans?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do you think the legendary Deyun girls are vegetarians?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you force me, be careful I…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before he finished speaking, Boss Yang suddenly floated over a sentence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By the way, do those Deyun girls prefer to see you serve tea and pour water?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Or do they prefer to see you record funeral songs?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ga… Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue’s crying stopped instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After being stunned for a while, he burst into tears again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This crying sound is simply heartbreaking and tear-jerking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You are right, you are too damn right!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deyun girls, they are famous for being good at digging, catching, replacing crosstalk actors on stage, and watching actors make fools of themselves!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do you think they will stand by and watch such a chance to lose Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No! Not only will they not stand by, they will add fuel to the fire!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What’s fun about serving tea and pouring water?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Go record funeral songs!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pfft! Dead Big Honey, why do you say everything?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t you know that if this is said, it is easy to be misunderstood?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a photo studio, Teacher Teacher Reba held her phone, her delicate face blushing instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But… Big Honey massages me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sounds so interesting…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Teacher Teacher Teacher Reba, it’s time to shoot the next set!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A photographer shouted from the side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Coming, coming!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Teacher Teacher Reba hurriedly dropped the phone and ran in front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A moment later, exclamations from the photographer came from the studio.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh, Teacher Teacher Teacher Reba, the two blushes on your face are very natural!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Too great! This set of photos will definitely be the peak of my career!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shoot faster, I’ll massage earlier after shooting…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmm?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“……Shoot faster, I’ll… go install a motorcycle…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng looked at Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue crying sadly, and couldn’t bear it in his heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, don’t cry, since they don’t want you, you come with me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wow wow wow… Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue cried even more sadly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Junior Uncle, you let me record funeral songs? You say it simply!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I am a crosstalk actor, the audience laughs when they see me, that is my pursuit.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But now, I go to record funeral songs, and the audience wants to cry when they see me, what is this?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A scene instantly appeared in many people’s minds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue walked onto the stage and bowed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Apprentice Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue bows on stage.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A burst of warm crying erupted from the audience.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Good… wow wow wow… Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue is really too easy to cry… I want to cry when I see him.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Today’s crosstalk, why is it so crying… wow wow wow…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wow wow wow… crying to death…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this Deyun Crosstalk Society, or Deyun Funeral Home?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking of this scene, everyone couldn’t help but shiver.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Terrible! Too terrible!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By the way, is the impression I left on you a bit biased?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Snorted coldly, and said with hatred that he couldn’t turn iron into steel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Look at your promise!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I am your uncle, can I still pit you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t believe it!” Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue interrupted him directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>“My master has pitted Uncle Yu’s ancestors for eighteen generations.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Junior Uncle, you must also…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I pfft!” Su Meng said angrily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Did you bring your brain when you went out?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Didn’t you hear clearly what I just said?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This time, besides funeral songs, I will also record ‘Map of Mountains and Rivers’…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Junior Uncle, are you serious?” Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue’s crying stopped, and he was instantly energized.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What do you say?” Su Meng looked disdainful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If I pit, I pit your master, pit you? It lowered my seniority for no reason!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I knew Uncle was the best!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue ran over, lifted a pair of fleshy fists and tapped his back gently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was still a humble smile on his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Uncle, I’ll take care of all the work of serving tea, pouring water, beating shoulders and kneading backs!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How is this strength, Uncle?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t worry, I will definitely serve you well, make you very comfortable…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm? Su Meng’s eyes suddenly became dangerous…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>‘Map of Mountains and Rivers’?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Liu Liu Tianxian and Boss Yang looked at each other, suddenly thinking of this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Right! Why did the old lady forget this song?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since Su Meng has serious songs besides funeral songs, then…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if they had discussed it, the two women rushed over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pushed Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue away, and pulled Su Meng’s hands left and right.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Liu Liu Tianxian pulled Su Meng’s left hand, a pair of pure and innocent big eyes blinking blinking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brother Su Meng, will you take me with you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I can serve tea and pour water, and I can make the bed and fold the quilt, I will definitely serve you well.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang was not to be outdone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn’t it comparing acting skills? It’s like who is not an actor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her eyes instantly blurred, waves moving, just like a pool of water.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Boss, I can massage, my massage technique is very good.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Even Teacher Teacher Reba said it was comfortable after using it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You are the first male boss I massaged…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My equipment is all ready, when can I get on the clock… work?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue watched from the side, dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are female stars too curly now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even serving tea, pouring water, massaging, and beating shoulders are snatched?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But… why do I want to cry so much?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why did no one treat me like this…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the other side, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi was already sluggish.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Did you make a mistake? It seems I am the real musician, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just now you were spinning around me, one by one swearing, now you have betrayed me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pfft! Slut!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough, the more beautiful the woman, the more she will lie!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still I am the most honest and won’t lie… Hmm? This sentence seems to be wrong somewhere?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deng Deng Deng Ziqi fell into deep contemplation…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can’t hold it! Really can’t hold it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng was about to surrender.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this life still a virgin, okay?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A pure jade girl, a charming demon, a slender figure, a hot and domineering one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These two joined forces to use beauty tricks, which man can bear it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it weren’t for the fact that I was a VIP in Red Romance in my last life, would I have made a fool of myself now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But… I really can’t hold it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a daze, Su Meng had lost his resistance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Good good good, then let’s go together!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Great!” Liu Liu Liu Tianxian and Boss Yang jumped up excitedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was about to cry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why was my work snatched again?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Uncle… will you take me to play together?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Get out!” Su Meng, Liu Liu Liu Tianxian, and Boss Yang roared in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wow… Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue couldn’t help but burst into tears…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deng Deng Deng Ziqi looked left and right, and seemed to have a feeling of being isolated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for Hua Hua Chenyu, he was in the same boat as her… Pfft! Who is that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking about it, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi suddenly gritted her teeth and made up her mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Su Meng, aren’t you going to record ‘Map of Mountains and Rivers’?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do you want to come with me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The recording studio I use this time is opened by Mr. Liu Huan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll talk to him properly and let him guide you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“At worst… at worst…” She hesitated again and again, and stomped her feet fiercely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“At worst, I will talk to Mr. Liu Huan and let him allow you to record those 300 suona pieces in the recording studio…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What? Su Meng was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such a coincidence?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So the recording studio you use is opened by Liu Huan?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before he could speak, Boss Yang nodded frantically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Good, good, Deng Deng Ziqi, then you talk to Mr. Liu Huan properly.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This way we can play together again.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In her heart, an evil thought flashed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good, then let’s go together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Su Meng really grabs strong men to record funeral songs, one by one, none of us can run away!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is called, a family must be neat…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm? When did we become a family?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing that Su Meng didn’t speak, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi thought he acquiesced, and took out her phone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dialed the phone, and her voice also carried a bit of respect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hello, Mr. Liu.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh, it’s Deng Deng Ziqi, what’s the matter?” On the other end of the phone, Liu Huan’s mood seemed good.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s like this, Mr. Liu, I want to go over in a while and finish recording that song, do you think it’s convenient?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come if you want, finish recording and release the song earlier.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deng Deng Deng Ziqi hesitated, and said weakly.\u003C\u002Fp>",1906,"2026-06-14T05:02:39.376Z","2026-06-14T06:01:34.412Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","4bab6dc44f67f5613b2a67eba96fed71d8d33200feac3d534202bc5195b0d9dd","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-89","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-87",277,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-cover.jpg"]