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Chapter 112

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Let me set the record straight—I really was cursing someone out, why doesn't anyone believe me?

……

The assistant director leaned over and whispered.

"Director, things seem to be getting a bit out of hand. Should we step in?"

"Step in?" The chief director shot him a sidelong glance, a faint air of superiority, as if surveying all living beings from on high.

Do you know why I'm the director and you can only be an assistant director?

Because I've already grasped the supreme realm of variety shows, and you're still a long way off!

"Step in for what? You think he's cursing someone out? Then tell me—who do you think he's cursing?"

"Uh…" The assistant director choked, unable to get a word out.

Damn it, do you take me for an idiot? You want me to offend people?

The director pointed at the screen and said calmly.

"Isn't it obvious? Take a look at the bullet comments first."

Bullet comments? The assistant director looked over in confusion, and immediately felt a bit disoriented.

……

"Hahaha, I knew Su Meng would come with the crude jokes—exactly as expected!"

"Did he curse anyone out? I don't think so, I don't see anything wrong with it at all."

"If this were before, I'd definitely think Su Meng was cursing himself, but now it seems like he actually has some skill?"

"He does have some skill, though the skill is a bit… out there."

"If I say he cursed Aikun, won't Aikun's fans tear me apart? Hua really knows how to survive (dog head emoji)."

"Well said! We're not just the bread and butter of celebrities, we're also the bread and butter of web novel authors. Without readers—our esteemed Masters—wouldn't the novelists starve to death?"

"Exactly! I know a web author called Xianyun Shisi Lang. That dead-broke hack would've starved on the streets long ago without the support of his readers—our esteemed Masters."

"Is the person upstairs also following 'Entertainment: You Asked Me to Be Down-to-Earth, and I Took Odd Jobs for Fun'? That guy updates way too slowly. I'm about to mail him razor blades—anyone want to join?"

"5555… that's my fault. I got so worked up waiting for updates that I chopped off his hand with one slash. That guy's now a hand-disabled mutt…"

"The person upstairs is a traitor, confirmed!"

Before they knew it, the chaotic netizens had dragged the thread so far off-topic no one could tell where it had gone.

As for whether Su Meng was cursing anyone out?

Who cares?

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