Chapter 122

Hearing Su Meng speak with such enthusiasm, Boss Yang could no longer hold it in and burst out with a goose-like cackle.

She shot him an annoyed glare.

Pfft! Who's drooling? Who asked you to support me?

No, today I'm following you to beg, so today you have to support me!

The onlookers, seeing Su Meng comforting Boss Yang, erupted into a round of raucous laughter.

This scene, why does it look so much like a young couple quarreling?

In the crowd, a female fan suddenly spoke up loudly.

"Brother Su Meng says this sesame cake is delicious, I'll take two too!"

Saying that, she directly tossed down a ten-yuan bill, grabbed two sesame cakes, and walked away, still shouting loudly.

"Just now Brother ate two of your sesame cakes, consider it my treat, no need for change!"

Her words seemed to remind many people; the big sister's sesame cake stall was instantly swarmed, with everyone talking at once.

"Give me two, I want to eat the same sesame cakes as Brother."

"I want five! I'll take them back to eat slowly!"

"If Brother says it's delicious, then it must be delicious."

"Da Da Mimi is even drooling, hurry and give me ten! My dad is a fan of Da Da Mimi, last time he watched Da Da Mimi's swimsuit show he was drooling too!"

A moment later, the female owner of the sesame cake stall, looking at her empty stall, fell into deep thought.

Where are my sesame cakes? Where is that huge pile of sesame cakes I had?

Why do I suddenly have so much money in my hand?

This actually worked? Boss Yang was instantly dumbfounded.

Looking up, she saw that the fan who had paid the ten yuan seemed somewhat familiar, as if she was... Su Meng's little assistant?

Su Meng was in front, Boss Yang behind, and a throng of fans following closely behind them.

Outside, people continued to pour in endlessly.

Su Meng walked past each stall one by one, singing as he went, singing about whatever he saw.

"Come forward and come closer, see the boss selling pork."

"The sun comes out a little red, Zhang Fei killing pigs spreads a fine name."

"Zhang Fei killing pigs spreads a fine name, the pork seller earns big money!"

"This pork is truly good, if you want pork, find him."

"His family's pork is truly good, and the price is fair."

"Selling pork, top-notch, cooking at home is indeed fragrant."

"No refrigeration, no freezing, eating his pork is the happiest."

"There's fat, there's lean, and there are ribs on top..."

Su Meng's fans jumped out again.

"Brother says the pork is delicious, boss, give me two ribs!"

The fans behind did the same, one by one generously opening their wallets.

"Boss, I'll take this one with fat and lean!"

"I want it too, I want this piece!"

"Don't fight, don't fight, this piece was the one I spotted first..."

A moment later, the fans, each carrying pork in their hands, continued to follow in Su Meng's footsteps.

"Broken bowl held, broken bowl knocked, over here the boss sells chili peppers."

"Boss's chili peppers are truly excellent, their color is red and red."

"Red chili peppers, truly good-looking, buy them home to scramble with eggs."

"Eating them in the mouth is the best deal, adults and children all like them."

"Red chili peppers, everyone likes them, sell the chili peppers and earn money..."

"Boss, I'll buy chili peppers!"

"I'll buy them too!"

"Buy, buy, buy!"

"Spicy radish, radish is spicy, let's praise the radish a bit."

"Eat radish in winter, eat ginger in summer, no need for a doctor to prescribe medicine."

"This radish, top-notch, whether much or little, all sold out."

"Eating your radish is truly satisfying, eating too much radish will make you fart..."

"I want to fart, buy!"

"Buy, buy, buy!"

"This green onion, green and green, just like Liu Yong leaving Bei Jing."

"Eaten raw or cooked, it's all fine, everyone can afford to eat it."

"This white part of the onion can be used as medicine, treating wind-cold and colds..."

"Buy it, buy it, buy it!"

……

After walking a full circle, Su Meng had returned to the door.

The old man at the door selling sweet potatoes and ginger was already completely dumbfounded.

Su Meng flashed him a grin, knocked out a "dang li ge dang" rhythm, and was just about to open his mouth and sing.

The countless fans behind him roared in unison.

"I'll buy it!"

……

In the livestream room, watching this bizarre scene, every single viewer was already thoroughly thrown for a loop.

Hey now, didn't you come here to beg for food?

You begged for half the day, sang up quite a storm, but look at your results?

All you got was two flatbreads? Not even a single cent?

Aren't you Su the Beggar, the most professional beggar there is?

That's it? That's all?

In your own words, a whole lot of fancy moves, and the scoreboard reads... two flatbreads?

Wait no... countless gazes turned toward the empty market, and everyone sharply sucked in a breath of cold air.

You freaking bought out the entire market?

Did you come here to beg, or to hawk goods?

This just goes to prove what old Confucius said—

Su the Beggar, king of hawking, sweeps the market without a word.

Boss Yang, old beggar woman, follows Su Meng with a hungry belly!

Su the Beggar, really awesome, specializes in fleecing his fans.

Boss Yang, so pitiful, an empty broken bowl!

No no no, why the hell am I suddenly talking like this too?

I'm done, I'm done, this Su Meng is seriously freaking toxic...

……

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