Chapter 135

"Please enjoy the traditional clapper talk 'Ultraman Battles Little Monsters'!"

What the heck?

Countless people in the venue and in the live stream burst out laughing.

You've already messed up Naruto, and now you won't even spare Ultraman?

On stage, Su Meng has already started singing.

"A red flag rises in the Land of Light, counting the Ultraman heroes, there's Eddy!"

"Eddy is eight thousand years old, he arrived at the Space Garrison, a public institution with a bright future."

"One day, a great monster appeared on Earth, Great Star is invincible."

"He kicked over a small car with one foot and knocked down a small plane with one hand."

"Terrifying humans into screaming, they called, they called the Earth Defense Force, the monster's natural enemy."

"The team member pulled out a small pistol but didn't even scratch the monster's skin."

"The common people exploded in panic, each one couldn't be more anxious."

"At this moment, a person walked from afar, two eyes shining with brilliance, radiating pride and fortitude."

"You ask who has arrived, the guard Shide Meng speaks out and shouts Eddy!"

"This shout scared the enemy half to death, this shout, the Earth people's worries vanished."

"This shout, Ultraman Eddy arrived, this shout, to duel the monster..."

Su Meng sang with increasing excitement, and the atmosphere below the stage grew even more heated.

Laughter, applause, and cheers never ceased in their ears.

Their favorite Ultraman was turned into a clapper talk, and it actually sounded so good?

Are you hooked or what?!

"Two Zero Seven"...

In the Deyun Society, Guo Dagang listened to the clapper talk, shaking his head and swaying.

Occasionally, he even called out "Good!"

However, Old Yu suddenly furrowed his brows.

"Old Guo, this Ultraman... why does it sound so familiar to me?"

Reminded by him like that, Guo Dagang also noticed the anomaly.

"Surname Ao, given name Te, courtesy name Eddy? Why does this name feel a bit off?"

"Earth? Monster? Car? Airplane? Pistol?"

"Old Yu, earlier Su Meng said... this is a traditional clapper talk?"

The many young people behind them simply couldn't hold back anymore.

One by one, they slapped the tables and laughed loudly.

Master, you are really old... no, Master is forever young, forever living in our hearts...

Pfft, pfft, pfft!

Seeing the disciples in this state, Guo Dagang and Old Yu finally sensed something was wrong.

Guo Dagang scanned the entire hall and pointed at Qin Xiaoxian, who was laughing the hardest.

"Qin Xiaoxian, tell me, where is the punchline of this Duan Zi?"

Qin Xiaoxian froze instantly, his expression shifting from laughter to a cry in an instant.

"Um... Master... do you really want to hear it?"

"Speak!"

"Master, the segment Su Meng just sang... is adapted from 'Ultraman'..."

"The previous segment 'Three Heroes Battle Kakashi' was adapted from the Japanese anime 'Naruto'."

"Su Meng this time broke the dimensional wall, air-dropping the clapper talk into the 2D world..."

"By the way, Master, do you believe in light?"

What the heck?

Guo Dagang and Old Yu were instantly stunned.

Ultraman? Anime? 2D world? Dimensional wall? What the hell is all this stuff?

You call this a traditional clapper talk?

I believed your nonsense!

Seeing the disciples laughing until they were bent over, Guo Dagang simply couldn't hold his face.

He slammed the table hard and stood up, his face turning red with anger.

Just as he was about to start cursing, Guo Qilin had already jumped up, his voice changed.

"Quick, quick, quick! Call 120! My dad is dying!"

What?

The laughter in the venue stopped abruptly, becoming as silent as death...

On stage, Su Meng has already gone berserk.

"Just now we catered to the anime fans, now we gamers must also get our fair share."

"Come, come, I'll put in more effort and perform a traditional clapper talk 'Ma Liao Saves the Beauty' for everyone!"

"Blue blue sky, yellow yellow ground, white clouds in the sky smiling happily."

"Rows of bricks floating in the sky, pipes rising from the ground."

"There is a dark villain named Bowser who has kidnapped Princess Little Loli."

"He sent his minions, the Goombas, causing a crisis in the Nintendo World."

"Watching helplessly as the world is shrouded in darkness, at this moment, Mario falls from the sky."

"See him, wearing a small red M hat, with two mustaches curling upward."

"Overalls, white gloves, short legs that jump with incredible skill."

"The hero rescues the beauty in a blaze of glory; the plumber has arrived."

"..."

"Arriving before the eyes at Bowser's Castle, Little Mario wears joy on his face but sorrow in his heart."

"How can I alone defeat him? I must summon some helpers to urge the enemy on."

"Summoned, summoned is brother Luigi, wearing a green hat with no rush."

"Red Fortress jeep, Tank Battle with two tin men."

"Ninja Turtles sit in the middle, the Gold Digger brings along a mummy."

"Cuban Warrior throws grenades, Donkey Kong throws barrels, truly invincible."

"Mega Man brings along Double Dragon, the Three-Eyed Boy leads Piggy Little Brother."

"In the circus, Pac-Man eats, Takahashi Meijin rides a dragon."

"Whoosh, old Bowser spits divine fire from his mouth; the Crimson Shadow Warrior comes to the rescue."

"Then came a crack sound as Tetris blocks split downward."

"This is dreaming back to a youthful summer, now once again wielding the Famicom!"

"Excellent!"

"Awesome (voice cracking)!"

"Brother Su Meng is too handsome!"

The scene erupted once again with huge cheers.

If during "Three Heroes Battle Kakashi" everyone only found it funny,

"Ultraman Battle Little Monsters" had already made them completely hyped up.

Originally, the battle scenes in tokusatsu were unremarkable, but sung by Su Meng with clappers, they were nothing short of high-octane.

And this third segment, "Mario Rescues the Beauty," sang of pure nostalgia.

Super Mario, Tank Battle, Pac-Man, Tetris...

These classic games, even if many young people never played them, had at least heard the names.

In the live stream, many middle-aged people had already switched into nostalgia mode.

"I remember going to a classmate's house to play the Famicom when I was little; I didn't even have time to eat, and my mom dragged me back with a broom."