Chapter 149

The boss was also somewhat awkward.

This is the second time Su Meng has already come to this instrument shop; the first time was when he bought the suona.

Pfft~~ Several female stars burst out laughing at once.

By your logic, wouldn't Su Meng be a bringer of bad luck?

Su Meng was also a bit numb; I'm a popular little fresh meat loved by everyone, you know?

He shook his head and stopped dwelling on this issue.

"Boss, do you have an erhu? Hand me one."

Erhu?

Many people in the venue and the live stream were stunned.

Buying an erhu? You actually know how to play the erhu?

Awesome, my brother.

The boss was also somewhat surprised and subconsciously pointed to a shelf.

"Yes, right over there."

Su Meng walked over, picked up an erhu to look at it, grabbed the bow, and was about to play.

"Stop~~~~" Seeing this scene, the boss's face turned green with fear.

He leaped forward in one stride and tightly held Su Meng's hand.

"Master Su, I beg you, please don't play."

"I'm getting old; I can't withstand such stimulation. I can't cry again."

"Hahaha..." The few people behind could no longer hold back and burst into loud laughter.

Each one laughed until tears were about to burst out.

Tell me, how much psychological shadow did you leave on the shop owner?

Su Meng also froze, and the smile on his face became somewhat awkward.

"Boss, I just wanted to test the sound..."

"No need to test!" The boss's face turned green.

Last time you bought a suona, you said the same thing, but what was the result?

"My erhu is definitely top quality. You're a regular customer; don't you trust me?"

Su Meng thought for a moment and did not insist further.

"Alright then, I'll take this erhu. How much is it?"

"No money! I'll give you the erhu for free!" The boss blurted it out without thinking.

Damn, have I really become a plague god?

Does everyone who sees me have to lose money to avert disaster?

Su Meng was completely numb.

"Boss, you should still take the money. Like this, you're putting Master Su in a difficult position."

"He's a great master after all; would he take advantage of you?"

Xiao Xiao Yueyue leaned over and said with a smile.

The boss thought for a moment and said helplessly.

"Alright then, this erhu is 59.9 yuan. If you want it, pay up."

"59.9?" Su Meng pointed at the tag and felt terrible.

"Boss, if I'm not mistaken, the tag says 599, right?"

"You saw it wrong! Oh no, the tag was marked wrong!" The boss kept a straight face, calm and composed.

But then he saw the cashier covering her mouth and giggling, and instantly flew into a rage.

"Wife, how could you mark such an important tag wrong?"

"You actually missed a decimal point?"

"How did you even learn math?"

"I'll deduct two hundred from your allowance this month!"

Su Meng felt terrible.

Damn it, is it you who's lacking sense or me?

But he didn't say anything; he just casually took out sixty yuan and slapped it down.

"I'm a great master; would I short you on such a small amount of money?"

"Here's sixty; no need to give me change!"

Quack quack quack... It seemed a few crows flew by quacking at the scene.

You're so self-righteous; where does your confidence come from?

"Boss, I'll take this violin. The price is 2999, right?"

A voice suddenly rang out.

Everyone turned to look and saw Hua Hua Chenyu standing in front of a violin, examining the tag.

Is this guy going to buy a violin?

Many people were also somewhat surprised.

The female boss looked at the boss and said hesitantly.

"This... I think I tagged it wrong too... there should be one fewer decimal point... right?"

The netizens in the live stream were all laughing themselves into a frenzy.

This pair of clowns is a bit too funny, isn't it?

The boss frowned, shook his head, and wore a look of utmost seriousness.

"You did tag it wrong!"

"But it's not that you missed one decimal point; it's that you missed two nines."

"So the price of this violin should be

yuan!"

"Wife, why did you tag it wrong again? Deduct another 200 yuan from my allowance this month!"

Pfft—A whole group nearly spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Boss, are you serious?

A broken old violin, and you dare ask for 300,000?

Why did you give Su Meng a ninety-percent discount when he bought an erhu?

But when Hua Chenyu buys a violin, you give him a... hundred-percent discount?

Deng Ziqi covered her stomach and laughed for a long time, unable to hold it in any longer.

"Boss, how do you run your business? Won't you go bankrupt?"

Facing her, the boss instead wore a smile.

"You just don't get it. Traditional music players are all poor; if you sell too high, they can't afford it."

"Western music players are all so pretentious; if you sell too cheap, they think you look down on them."

Deng Ziqi suddenly froze, no longer able to laugh.

I seem to play the piano, violin, saxophone, guitar, and drums... aren't those all Western instruments?

Boss, I suspect you're implying something about me!

"Damn, are you slaughtering a pig? I don't want it!"

Hua Chenyu could hold it in no longer, turned his head, and walked out.

Why stay here? To be slaughtered like a pig?

Wait, when I get serious, I even insult myself?

In the live stream, seeing such a scene, the netizens were all laughing themselves into a frenzy.

"Hahaha, this pair of clowns is so interesting; I'm dying of laughter."

"Su Meng is awesome; a single 'Grand Funeral' scared the boss like that?"