Chapter 167: Guo Dagang: First time at Deyun Society, and you want to smash up my theater?
"Uncle Yu, I feel especially close to you!"
"If you don't come act in my movie... as a corpse?"
Quack quack quack... It seemed a few crows flew over Xiao Yueyue's head, leaving him completely numb.
Big brother, how did your brain grow?
The very first thing you say when meeting someone is this?
Having grown fond of Su Meng during these two episodes, he didn't want Su Meng to anger the elderly couple, so he quickly chuckled twice and stepped in to smooth things over.
"Hahaha... Su Meng, you really know how to joke, dropping a punchline right at the meeting?"
"How could Uncle Yu be like a corpse~?"
"Pah!" Uncle Yu spat fiercely at Xiao Yueyue.
"Do you know how to speak? What corpse? Don't you know this age group is most superstitious about this?"
Turning to face Su Meng, a kind smile returned to his face.
"Alright then, it's settled."
"When your movie starts filming, just let me know; I'll come act as the corpse for you."
"Don't look at my age, but I never avoid this!"
What? Xiao Yueyue was almost crying.
Uncle, isn't this a massive case of double standards?
Why are you unhappy when I say corpse, but you don't avoid it at all when Su Meng says corpse?
Su Meng was also a bit confused and quickly explained.
"Sorry, Uncle Yu, I've been mulling over a movie script these past two days and have gone a bit mad."
"As soon as I saw you, I thought of a character in the movie and felt you were especially suitable."
"Though you'd have to lie in a coffin..."
"You're being pretentious!" Uncle Yu waved his hand dismissively and said carelessly.
"I've spent my life partnering with Old Guo... pah, I mean, performing cross-talk; not a single one of my ancestors for eighteen generations has been any good, so it doesn't matter if I add this to the list."
Su Meng then chuckled and bowed to Guo Dagang.
"Teacher Guo, I'm truly sorry for making fun of you on stage the other day..."
"What's the big deal!" Guo Dagang chuckled.
"I watched your livestream too; if you hadn't saved the show, Xiao Yueyue would have died on stage."
Turning to see Xiao Yueyue, his face immediately darkened again.
"Look at you, isn't that shameful? Didn't you tie your mouth shut with a belt? Your homework for this month is doubled!"
Waa... Xiao Yueyue couldn't hold it back anymore and burst into tears with a wail.
Once upon a time, wasn't I the one you held dearest in your hearts?
But why is it that as soon as Su Meng arrives, I'm no longer favored?
End of Chapter
