Chapter 186
Huh? Hua Chenyu froze on the spot.
You f*cking didn't catch it? I was cursing you!
Su Meng didn't bother with him any longer, but turned his head and said curiously to the others.
"If I remember correctly, from the start of the show until now, that line just now was my very first line, right?"
Xiao Yueyue caught on instantly and burst out laughing.
"Hahaha… Hua Hua, what you just said about Su Meng's few lines inspired you."
"But Su Meng clearly didn't say a single word just now; those few lines were said by us…"
His laughter cut off abruptly, like a duck with its neck wrung.
His face instantly darkened.
The other few female stars also looked displeased.
What the f*ck do you mean?
Our few lines inspired you, and you wrote a song called "IQ 250"?
Are you f*cking cursing us?
Holy sh*t! Hua Chenyu was instantly dumbfounded.
Earlier, the moment he'd seen Su Meng he'd lost his composure, his mind completely consumed by rage.
And the result was he didn't curse Su Meng, but cursed the other few people?
……
The chief director, watching from the side, was already numb.
What the f*ck, is your company behind this? Such a great situation, and you still managed to screw it up?
A good hand played to total mush, this IQ… tsk tsk tsk…
In the silence, Boss Yang lowered her head to look, then suddenly sighed and said.
"Sigh… anyway plenty of netizens say I'm big-breasted and brainless, I'm used to it."
Deng Ziqi lowered her head to look, confirmed she couldn't see her own toes, then nodded heavily.
"Same here!"
Liu Tianxian imperceptibly lifted her chin, her slender swan neck looking especially charming, forcing herself not to lower her head.
"If I remember correctly, by international standards, an IQ above 140 counts as a genius?"
"Seems like Da Vinci's IQ was only 200, right?"
"'IQ 250'? Hua Hua, are you complimenting people?"
Xiao Yueyue said with a smile on his face, staring at Hua Chenyu.
"It's also possible Hua Hua is boasting about himself!"
"What do you say, Hua Hua?"
Hua Chenyu was on the verge of tears.
Just like that, he'd offended four A-list superstars?
And four A-list superstars with tons of fans at that?
Besides Su Meng, who could pull off such a sh*tty stunt?
Even though he was about to cry, the bitter fruit he'd grown himself still had to be swallowed by himself.
Hua Chenyu pulled the corners of his mouth into a nod and said, aggrieved.
"Xiao Yueyue is right, I was praising myself."
"I think my IQ really is 250, this IQ of mine… is truly so touching."
Oh~~~~ the four of them drew out a long "oh," and their expressions finally returned to normal.
Su Meng glanced at this one, then at that one, and fell into deep thought.
Speaking of which, isn't the protagonist supposed to be me?
Why is it that before I've even said a few words, you all are in such a rush to jump out?
……
Seeing the plot suddenly take a twist, the livestream chat instantly lit up with joy.
Those Hua Hua fans who had just been jumping around so lively instantly fell silent.
How the f*ck do you even whitewash this?
They all f*cking self-destructed!
Instead, Su Meng's fans were all dumbstruck.
We haven't even made our move yet, and they've already collapsed?
"Hahaha, Da Mimi actually roasted herself about being big-breasted and brainless, that's too cute, I'm a fan, I'm a fan!"
"Deng Ziqi isn't willing to be outdone either, alright, I admit I only used to pay attention to the goldfish mouth, didn't notice the development situation."
"The details! Just now Liu Tianxian was desperately tilting her head up, savor carefully, savor carefully!"
"Why do I feel like these people are firmly united around Su Meng? Su Meng hasn't even spoken yet, and they're already getting anxious."
"Um… since the Cult Leader's army has already assembled, let's swing by and become fans of Liu Tianxian and the others too."
"De Yun Girls officially announce Da Mimi, no explanation needed!"
"Please, Da Mimi is the old beggar woman, she's one of our Beggars' Gang people, okay?"
"Don't care who's who, when the time comes, Su Master won't be missing from any grave!"
The vibe in the livestream chat suddenly changed, the battlefield that had just calmed down once again stirred up waves
……
With Hua Chenyu taken care of, the others finally turned their attention back.
Boss Yang's brows suddenly furrowed.
"I'm an actress—how am I supposed to handle this musician thing?"
Liu Tianxian thought for a moment, then said tentatively.
"Boss Yang, how about we find a song to cover?"
"Ziqi, neither of us has much vocal prowess. Do you have any simple songs we could sing?"
Deng Ziqi, however, beamed.
"No problem—I'll find some songs for you two in a bit."
"My new song just needs a little more before it's done recording. I'll abuse my position to record it—surely that counts as being a musician, right?"
"Oh right, Su Meng, could you record a suona part for me?"
"That counts as being a musician, and it counts as completing the task."
As she spoke, her chest puffed out all at once.
This episode, it's my turn—Deng Ziqi—to show what I can do!
Take the show's appearance fee, record my own song, and ride the show's buzz to run a little promo—perfect!
When luck comes, nothing can stop it!
Before Su Meng could even speak, Xiao Yueyue had already timidly raised his hand.
"Sister Ziqi…"
"Hmm?"
"Sister Ziqi, could you take me along?"
"Um…serving big musicians like you tea, pouring water, massaging shoulders and backs—surely that counts as being a musician, right?"
Deng Ziqi didn't even think, blurting it out.
"Serving tea and pouring water is fine."
"The shoulder and back massages should still be left to Su Meng… uh…"
Xiao Yueyue was almost in tears.
Why is it that whenever I'm with Little Uncle-Master, all the dirty and tiring work falls to me, while all the good stuff goes to Little Uncle-Master?
……
Under everyone's expectant gazes, Su Meng finally spoke slowly.
"Recording a part for you is no problem—it won't take much time anyway."
"But…just in these three days, I'll be a serious and proper musician for once."
"Mm…I'll record my debut solo album."
End of Chapter
