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Chapter 290

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"The instantaneous traffic has far exceeded our server's upper limit."

"Even though we immediately activated the backup servers and opened all bandwidth, we still can't hold it..."

"Hahaha..." The chairman paused for a moment, then suddenly burst into loud laughter.

Damn it!

No wonder the view count was zero; it turns out it wasn't because few people watched, but because too many people watched?

A moment later, the chairman's expression turned serious.

"Tell me your solution!"

"Yes, Boss. In this situation, we need to urgently contact the data center to rent new servers."

"But this is beyond my authority, and our director is unreachable..."

"Do it your way!" The chairman cut him off directly.

"Don't be afraid of the cost; you must give users the best experience!"

"Also..."

The chairman glanced at the technical director, who was sleeping like a dead pig, and kicked him.

"Also, starting tomorrow, you are the technical director!"

At this moment, the internet had exploded.

"Holy crap, what is Bilibili doing? Making such a huge fuss, but the movie won't play?"

"Damn, I've already taken off my pants, and you show me this?"

"In this day and age, can't we even watch a rotten film shot in three days?"

"Bilibili, Bilibili, you really are a disgrace this time!"

Finally, Bilibili's official Weibo account posted a message.

"Bilibili Emergency Notice:"

"The movie 'Shining Girl' launched on Bilibili and has been enthusiastically embraced by netizens."

"Due to the movie's overwhelming popularity, Bilibili's traffic surged, far exceeding the server's capacity."

"This caused the servers to crash completely; technical staff are currently working urgently to fix it."

"In response, we have executed the technical director as an apology."

"To express our apologies, Bilibili will gift every user three days of membership."

"The movie 'Shining Girl' will be delayed until 10 AM tomorrow; stay tuned!"

As soon as this message was posted, it instantly topped the trending search list.

Seeing this message, netizens were stunned.

"Holy crap, just a rotten movie shot in three days, and really that many people watched it? It crashed Bilibili?"

"No way, I thought going to watch it was stupid enough, but who knew there were so many others like me?"

"Can't watch because too many people are watching? That flex... so smooth!"

"I wasn't interested originally, but seeing this news... well, I want to see what magic this three-day rotten movie has."

"Complaint army, ready? Assemble promptly at 10 AM tomorrow!"

"Bilibili is a major site, yet it was literally crashed? I'll check it out tomorrow too."

Unknowingly, many netizens who originally felt nothing about this film also began to take an interest.

Hu Zhengyuan walked into the Jieti Sect classroom with a smile on his face.

"I adjusted the schedule for this morning; I imagine many of you have complaints?"

A student below spoke up, gathering his courage.

"Teacher Hu, if it weren't for your class, I would have skipped already to watch Teacher Su's movie."

"Exactly, exactly. Didn't they say many people from our school participated?"

"Teacher Hu, please let us skip class."

Bai Xiao Ling walked over and said softly.

"Teacher, the computer is ready, and it's time."

"Mm, begin."

"Okay."

Bai Xiao Ling responded, walked to the computer, operated it a few times, and instantly a webpage appeared on the large screen.

The students below were stunned, then immediately cheered.

Isn't this Bilibili?

Teacher Hu, you understand me!

"Finally started! Won't anything go wrong this time?"

Qin Xiaoxian happily clicked the play button, and the dragon logo instantly appeared on the screen.

Immediately, a beautiful and tranquil campus scene appeared before everyone.

As the camera pushed in, Boss Yang was practicing the violin in the music room.

The camera continued to push in, and Reba, who was practicing the harp, also appeared in the frame.

Her noble and elegant temperament instantly caused a chorus of wailing and howling in the De Yun Society.

This was also a little trick Su Meng employed during filming.

With so many stars available, why not use them?

A few stars must appear immediately to capture attention right away.

The camera swept past the Western music section and quickly arrived at the folk music section; the visual style and the music changed simultaneously.

"Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix" began to play.

Liu Tianxian struck the yangqin listlessly, while Su Meng, his looks sealed by glasses and braces, radiated a single word from head to toe—dejection.

The suona player stopped and said helplessly.

"Classmate Shenjing, I'm playing 'Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix,' you know. Please, couldn't you be a bit more energetic to match?"

This suona player was no ordinary person; he was Bai Xiao Ling's fourth senior brother and the principal suona player of the Shanghai Folk Orchestra.

Liu Tianxian wore an expression of disgust.

"Friend, the funeral atmosphere is already so thick; how can you expect me to be energetic?"

Hearing this, everyone present couldn't help but burst into giggles.

This piece was written by Su Meng; what did he call this? An official roast?

As the plot advanced, Xiao Yueyue was stuffed into a cello case and dragged all the way along.

The entire group from Deyun Society laughed until they could barely stand.

The entrance of the male version of Deng Ziqi also caused a sensation.

Under Su Meng's lens, Deng Ziqi turned out to be so handsome it seemed to break through the sky!

And the person who ended this great melee surprised everyone even more.

It was the giant eraser of the big fat man, Sun Yue!

For a moment, many people gathered around Xiao Yueyue and Sun Yue to joke.

Xiao Yueyue, however, wore an expression of total indifference, glanced sideways at Guo Dagang whose face had turned somewhat black, and chuckled.

"Keep watching, keep watching, there's a surprise!"

"Oh right, let me spoil it first: the department head is played by Uncle Yu."

"Wow! Da Da Mimi, I didn't expect Su Meng to film you so nobly!"

Reba looked at the screen, her eyes sparkling.

Boss Yang gave her a helpless look.

"Haven't you already seen it? What are you pretending for?"

"Besides, you just want me to praise you, don't you?"

"Isn't that because Su Meng filmed it so well?"

"Huh? I'm just realizing now that Su Meng as a director... is actually this amazing?"

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