Chapter 34: At a Grave, Introducing a Match for Your Daughter?

"Then let me tell you, Deng Ziqi has to eat too — when she sees something tasty, she drools too!"

In a car parked by the roadside, Deng Ziqi burst out laughing at once.

"Su Meng's actually this funny? Who doesn't drool when they see something tasty?"

The young lady passenger beside her nodded, then suddenly felt something was a bit off.

"Sure, that's what you say, but isn't Deng Ziqi a big star? She actually drools too?"

"So what?" Deng Ziqi said with great interest.

"Let me tell you, Deng Ziqi is a total foodie — when she sees something tasty, she can't move a step."

"Oh right, is there anything good to eat around here?"

Hm? The young lady passenger froze on the spot.

……

"You know what? When Boss Yang has a stomachache, she has to go to the bathroom and poop too!"

In a swimming pool, many people's gazes instinctively turned to Boss Yang in her swimsuit.

Although she was just experiencing an ordinary job, she hadn't hidden her identity.

Almost everyone on site had already recognized her.

Hearing Su Meng say this, everyone's gaze turned over.

Their eyes also carried a hint of curiosity and inquiry.

So you're just like us — you have to go to the bathroom and poop too?

At this point, Boss Yang's face was already flushed red.

Although there was nothing wrong with what he said at all, saying something like this publicly in front of so many people — no one could take it.

Before she could speak, Su Meng's next line had already drifted out.

"When Liu Tianxian has an upset stomach, she farts too!"

Boss Yang froze, then burst out laughing with a snort, a hint of schadenfreude crossing her face.

Liu Tianxian's image has always been that of an ethereal, fairy-like goddess sister, right?

Wonder what kind of reaction she'd have hearing this?

Looks like I'm not the worst off after all!

……

"You know what? When Liu Tianxian has an upset stomach, she farts too!"

In the lobby of a restaurant, Liu Tianxian, wearing a work uniform and a face mask, froze on the spot.

A moment later, from her cheeks to the roots of her ears, she turned beet red all at once.

Nonsense — people eat the five grains, who doesn't fart?

But is it appropriate to say this in front of hundreds of thousands of people in the livestream?

She's a little fairy at least, and the farts of a little fairy are pink, okay?

No! Not hundreds of thousands!

Liu Tianxian suddenly caught on.

Su Meng's words are definitely going to trend!

In other words, the fact that I fart… the whole world now knows?

Liu Tianxian instantly felt terrible……

……

Pfffft~~~~

Manager Qin Jie, who had been drinking water, sprayed it all out in one mouthful.

But at this moment, how could she care about all that?

She just felt a chill shoot straight from the base of her tailbone to the crown of her head.

Su Meng's words were the truth — there was nothing wrong with them at all.

But the problem is, with that one sentence you've thoroughly offended three female stars to death!

Who is Deng Ziqi? The little diva of Hong Kong Island, the hottest female singer of the moment.

Who is Boss Yang? From a top-tier actress she made a gorgeous turnaround and rose straight up to become capital itself.

Who is Liu Tianxian? The absolute nation's goddess, the pure and flawless little fairy in the hearts of countless fans!

Which one of them isn't bigger than you?

You've completely burned your bridges with them!

Speaking of which, why has Su Meng started completely letting himself go ever since joining this show?

End me now, hurry up, I'm tired!

Qin Jie collapsed weakly into her chair, indicating she didn't want to talk right now.

……

In the livestream, after a brief silence, the chat suddenly exploded.

"Holy crap! Can't bear to watch! How are you going to let me look at Boss Yang and Liu Tianxian from now on?"

"Although there's nothing wrong with what he said, the problem is… is it appropriate to say that?"

"I don't care! Liu Tianxian is the woman of my dreams — a little fairy doesn't poop or fart!"

"Bro… no, Master Su, please stop talking."

"Damn, I used to think celebrities were high and mighty, but now hearing Su Meng say it… celebrities really are just ordinary people?"

"The show's been running this long and never made the stars feel down-to-earth, but with that one sentence, Su Meng knocked these stars right off their pedestals."

"If we're talking about being down-to-earth, who could be more down-to-earth than Su Meng? Even the gross stuff came out?"

"Su Meng! How dare you slander the woman of my dreams — I'm your mortal enemy! Lifelong hater, no explanation needed!"

"Vulgar! Way too vulgar! Who would've thought Su Meng could be this unbearably tacky?"

……

Before the grave, the silence was deathly.

The moment Su Meng said that, everyone froze.

They were just ordinary people, and still held some reverence for celebrities.

But hearing Su Meng put it that way, it seemed… that was actually right?

Su Meng held out a hand and waved it in front of Niuniu's eyes.

"Niuniu, Niuniu! Did you forget something?"

Huh? Niuniu stared at him blankly, still not having come back to her senses.

Su Meng let out a sneaky chuckle and pointed at the big red envelope in her hand.

"Weren't you going to give me a red envelope? I'm still waiting!"

What? Niuniu instantly felt her thoughts scatter.

She looked at the red envelope in her hand, then at Su Meng's ridiculously handsome face, and shyly tucked the envelope behind her back.

"You're a big celebrity, and I'm giving you a red envelope…"

"Hey hey hey, don't you go welching on me — you're the one who said you'd give a red envelope!"