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Chapter 373

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"My piano playing isn't great, but it's not off-key, right?"

Xiao Ying shook her head frantically.

"No, it's not that your piano playing was off-key just now!"

"It's your singing of '...' that was off-key!"

????

A bunch of question marks floated up on Bai Xiao Ling's face.

Off-key? How is that possible?

Seeing her utterly confused expression, Xiao Ying directly took out her phone and tapped a few times.

"Look quickly, this is the new song the Sect Leader just released!"

Su Meng released a new song?

Bai Xiao Ling was delighted and quickly took the phone.

On the screen, Su Meng was standing in a recording studio.

As the music started, Su Meng instantly switched states, his whole face beaming with excitement.

..."

Listening to such demonic music, Bai Xiao Ling's mouth opened wider and wider until she was completely stunned.

After a moment, the music finally stopped, and the music room fell silent.

Bai Xiao Ling was still somewhat dazed and murmured to herself.

"'...'... how was it supposed to be sung again?"

Seeing her expression, Xiao Ying felt somewhat smug.

"How about it? You sang it off-key, didn't you?"

Bai Xiao Ling barely snapped out of it, looked closely at the screen, and nodded in admiration.

"Falsetto tenor, plus Huagu Opera style; Teacher Su is indeed amazing!"

"No way?" Xiao Ying was completely stunned.

"You're still being stubborn?"

"Looks like I have to let you hear the new song from Phoenix Legend!"

Phoenix Legend? New song?

Bai Xiao Ling was even more confused.

Isn't Phoenix Legend just her and Su Meng's duo?

When did they release a new song? Even I didn't know about it?

Xiao Ying snatched the phone, operated it for a bit, handed it back, and wore an expression of sympathy.

"Sister Xiao Ling, comparison causes pain..."

Bai Xiao Ling picked up the phone to look, but saw the screen clearly displaying...

(Meat-Aged Silver's Floor Mattress)

What the heck?

Bai Xiao Ling was already completely dumbfounded.

Just looking at the visuals, it was clearly the MV for '...'.

But... the next moment, the camera cut, switching directly to Su Meng's face.

"(Huagu Opera)..."

Then it cut back to the original MV, and Bai Xiao Ling sang with deep emotion.

"(Original)..."

"(Huagu Opera)"

"(Original)..."

The scene transitions were incredibly smooth; the two of them singing line by line was strangely harmonious.

Especially the chorus in the later lines, which was absolutely seamless!

After a long while, the phone slowly slid to the floor.

Bai Xiao Ling stared blankly and murmured to herself.

"Is this song... really a sad love song?"

"Is this song... really a sad love song?"

Su Meng stared at Wan Zi and said calmly.

At this moment, Wan Zi was completely bewildered.

Seeing her expression, Su Meng felt secretly delighted in his heart.

The Huagu Opera version he produced was a cover by Liao Jialin from his previous life.

Using the Nongxiang dialect accent combined with the Huagu Opera singing style, it produced a wonderful effect.

And the version of Phoenix Legend he mentioned was actually a parody by netizens from his previous life.

It was simply a mashup of the Huagu Opera version and the original, which also had a highly demonic effect.

Since Su Meng had made up his mind to completely destroy Wan Zi's belief in this song, he might as well present both versions at once.

Wan Zi shook her head frantically, trying to shake this demonic tune out of her head.

But how could that be done?

Su Meng smiled slightly and said calmly.

"To put it plainly, this is just a pop song."

"Music, for me, hehe, is just for fun!"

"So you insist on linking me to this song and calling it my romantic history? Isn't that ridiculous?"

Wan Zi still looked completely baffled and stammered.

"But you wrote this song with such deep emotion..."

Damn! Are you really that slow to catch on?

Su Meng instantly flew into a rage; you were forcing me to unleash my ultimate move!

"Xiao Yan!"

"Ah?... Ah, Brother Su, I'm here."

The little assistant paused for a moment, then hurried over.

"Go! Bring me my suona!"

Damn! Everyone at Star Sea Entertainment instantly turned green.

They would never forget the terror of having their office dominated by "The Grand Funeral"...

By now, the internet had exploded.

Netizens who had just been cheering and celebrating were now questioning their very existence.

"Wow, the first line already hooked me, didn't it?"

"Bai Xiao Ling was clearly off-key; Su Meng still slayed."

"It's like taking a sip of '82 Lafite and then eating a peanut; the pairing is perfect!"

"Did you see the duet version? It feels like they're just screaming at each other, haha..."

"I feel like my entire personality is splitting apart."

"I'm going to start drinking fake wine; don't stop me..."

"Forbidden Duet; I've completely forgotten the original singer..."

"I strongly suggest they perform a live version; I want to see if Bai Xiao Ling actually gets led off-key!"

"Bai Xiao Ling couldn't out-argue Su Meng, got led off-key, and angrily smashed bowls all over the floor!"

"So the whole 'Su Meng's brain-dead fan' thing... just lost its heat?"

Hua Chenyu stared at the screen, feeling utterly defeated.

The manager's face was equally grave.

"With these two songs out, the entire net is discussing them; who even cares about the brain-dead fan drama anymore?"

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