Chapter 400

But forced by necessity, I still have to charge a little.

Holy crap! No wonder I felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity?!

Thinking of this, the live broadcast room suddenly erupted in laughter.

"Haha 537 haha, I said why it felt so familiar, isn't this just the 'Selling Crutches' routine?"

"Originally I was worried Su Meng would fall for it, but now I see, he's definitely just teasing those two scammers!"

"If it were an ordinary person, I'd really worry about them falling for it, but Su Meng is the Great Swindler!"

"Here's a joke: two monks trying to swindle people, only to get swindled by the Great Swindler Su."

"Hahaha, dying of laughter, wasn't performing 'Selling Crutches' on the Spring Festival Gala enough, now they have to perform it again in the real world?"

"Stop arguing, stop arguing, let's see how the Great Swindler Su handles them!"

Previously, many people worried Su Meng would fall for it, but now that the routine was understood, they instantly relaxed.

Just kidding, who is Su Meng?

The Great Swindler who swindled the entire nation on the Spring Festival Gala!

He is the very patriarch of swindling people!

Could he possibly be swindled by you two little rascals?

Watch the show, watch the show, watch a real-life version of 'Selling Crutches'!

At this moment, Su Meng's acting was exploding.

As if in this very instant, the body of the cook with the big head and thick neck instantly possessed him.

Patting his pocket, Su Meng said with difficulty.

"But I recently invested in a big project, so I don't have much money left on hand."

As long as they are willing to pay!

The two monks' eyes instantly lit up.

But the next moment, Su Meng's words left them completely stunned.

"So... two venerable masters, if I am to buy this holy relic, I can only offer... one million!"

O-one million?

The two monks were instantly dumbfounded, their heads buzzing loudly.

One million, how much money is that? This big fat sheep is actually this fat?

Seeing their expressions, Su Meng hesitated for a moment, then finally made up his mind.

"I know, one million is still too little."

"How about this, I have a sports car there, I'll just give you the self... small sports car!"

"You see, in my situation, I'll have to say goodbye to driving from now on!"

"I'll say no more, this is all fate!"

"Thank you~~~"

In the live broadcast room, countless netizens had gone crazy with laughter.

Holy crap! Can't you just play your own meme?

At this moment, the two monks had long been swept off their feet by huge surprise, how could they think so much?

Su Meng took out his phone and said casually.

"Two venerable masters, do you have accounts?"

"Yes, yes!" The young monk barely suppressed his excitement.

He skillfully pulled out a piece of paper, wrote down a string of numbers, and handed it over.

Su Meng chuckled.

"Yo-ho? So skilled? Even the account number can be recited from memory?"

The young monk froze, suddenly feeling something seemed a bit off.

Su Meng paid him no mind, took the paper, glanced at it, then turned to the old Monk and said.

"I rarely meet a master like this, and I still have a few doubts; please, master, guide me out of confusion."

More? The two monks were stunned, then went wild with joy.

Isn't this line of work all about one-off deals? Who would have thought there could be a returning customer?

The old Monk clasped his hands, pretending to be calm and said.

"Benefactor, please speak; this humble monk will certainly speak without holding back and say everything without omission."

Oh? Su Meng raised his eyebrows slightly.