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Chapter 44: I Just Want to Be a Suona Master—I Never Planned to Be Your Son-in-Law!

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At the entrance of the restaurant, a hush fell over everything.

A few crows cawed raucously as they flew overhead—perfectly fitting the moment.

The groom and the father of the bride looked at each other, wishing they could dig a hole and crawl inside.

They were mortified, but the viewers in the livestream chat had already gone wild with laughter.

"Holy crap, Su Meng actually showed up at a wedding to crash the bride-snatching? Hahaha… I'm dying."

"Speaking of which, if Su Meng came to crash my wedding, would I go with him, or would I go with him?"

"These days, even suona masters pull romantic bride-snatching stunts?"

"Gotta say, these two have some seriously wild imaginations, huh?"

"Who could come up with this plot without a decade's worth of cerebral thrombosis?"

"Why does it feel like ever since Su Meng joined this show, he's completely let himself go? Is this his true self?"

"Honestly, that song he just played was absolutely sick!"

"Cut the nonsense, there's a wedding happening here!"

On the trending search list for being beaten up, Su Meng's name once again appeared.

#Su Meng Crashes Wedding to Snatch the Bride! (Explosive!)#

#A Tune of "Carrying the Bridal Sedan," Liu Tianxian Breaks into Square Dancing! #

Sister Qin has already been thrown completely into chaos.

In the past, getting Su Meng onto the trending searches still required spending money to buy traffic.

But why is it that ever since he joined this show, the trending search list has practically been monopolized by Su Meng?

……

"Uh, weren't you two about to get married? How about you, uh, continue?"

Seeing everyone so mortified, Su Meng said helplessly.

His words finally brought the crowd back to their senses.

"Right, right, right! The wedding, the wedding!"

The groom finally came to his senses, but the moment he saw the bride's darkened face, he instantly froze up.

Did I just say something I shouldn't have, about her cuckolding me?

Speaking of which, how am I supposed to coax the bride now? Online and waiting, kinda urgent.

The bride gave a cold snort, then turned to look at Su Meng and put on a smile again.

"Brother, why are you here today?"

Su Meng chuckled, and for the moment a teasing impulse rose in him.

"Why am I here? Do you want to hear the truth, or do you want to hear a lie?"

"A lie!" the bride said without hesitation, then added.

"A man's mouth only sounds sweet when it's telling lies."

Perceptive! Su Meng immediately gave a thumbs-up.

"The lie is: I knew one of my fans was getting married, so I came specially to deliver my blessings!"

"Ah~~~~" The bride was so thrilled she nearly fainted, jumping and shrieking with excitement.

"Brother actually came specially to bless me? I'm way too happy!"

Not just her—the young women in the crowd also let out wave after wave of screams.

One by one, they looked at the bride with eyes full of envy.

After jumping around for a bit, the bride blinked her big eyes and asked.

"Brother, then what's the truth? Are you here to film a show?"

Su Meng chuckled, gave a little laugh, and patted the groom on the shoulder.

"The truth is: the groom knew you were my fan, so he specially paid to invite me here!"

Huh? The groom gaped, hardly able to believe his own ears.

When did I ever pay to invite you here?

The bride pouted her little mouth and said sulkily.

"Brother, stop teasing me."

"You're a big star—your appearance fee must be crazy expensive!"

"My husband is just an ordinary guy. How could he ever afford you?"

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