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Chapter 51

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"As the saying goes: Heaven builds the magpie bridge, the mortal world marvels at the wonder — a pair of mandarin ducks, just in time for the new joy, blossoms open in pairs, happiness joins the bridal union, sweet and tender, a hundred-year marriage."

"This is exactly — Heaven rejoices, Earth rejoices, and people too rejoice. Things rejoice, affairs rejoice, everything rejoices; not arriving, one does not rejoice; once arrived, one rejoices; arriving again, one rejoices again; the more one arrives, the more one rejoices; joyfully, joyfully, joyfully, joyfully."

"You rejoice, I rejoice, he too rejoices — men and women, old and young, all rejoice together; inside rejoices, outside rejoices, every place rejoices."

"Today is boundless joy, joy descending from the heavens — let us celebrate together as Mr. Zhang Xiaotian and Ms. Xu Xiaoyu joyfully tie the knot of a blessed marriage…"

Watching him rattle off one set of lines after another, he simply couldn't stop.

The netizens in the entire livestream chat were completely dumbfounded.

"Is this Su Meng? Is this really Su Meng? Isn't it an alien in disguise?"

"Speaking of which, isn't Su Meng that stoic-faced domineering CEO who barely talks? Where did he get all these lines?"

"Holy crap, why do I feel like he's so professional at being an emcee?"

"Unlocking Su Meng's hidden skill +1!"

"Why does it feel like Su Meng is going further and further down the goofy path? Give me back that cold, dashing, domineering CEO Su Meng!"

"Big brother is so handsome! Big brother can actually host a wedding? I'm in love, I'm in love!"

"If when I get married, big brother could come as the emcee or the groomsman, then I'd be so worth it… no wait, if big brother could be my groom, that would be true happiness!"

……

Liu Tianxian looked at Su Meng, and she too had been thoroughly thrown into disarray.

How do I feel like he's so professional at hosting a wedding?

Even compared to a few famous hosts in the industry, he doesn't seem much worse.

Just how many more skills does this fresh-faced hunk have?

At this moment, how could Su Meng care about so much? He had already completely entered the zone.

"In this season full of love, the bride and groom have ended their long run of romance…"

"At this happy moment, first let us welcome our shining Prince Charming to make his grand entrance…"

"Under her father's escort, the bride has arrived at the happiness gate adorned with flowers…"

"The groom's sincerity moved the kind-hearted father, and the father handed his beloved treasure over to the groom…"

Under Su Meng's control of the scene, the entire wedding proceeded in an orderly fashion.

The whole venue was brimming with a festive atmosphere.

Only the netizens in the livestream chat grew ever more flustered.

Tell me, are you really a professional domineering CEO? Really not an emcee?

Why does it feel like you're so professional at being an emcee, and so into it too?

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