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Chapter 90

~3 min read 489 words

Boss Yang froze for a moment, instinctively gestured to reverse, and said offhandedly.

"And we all… love eating meat!"

The moment she finished, she couldn't help but laugh out loud herself.

Deng Ziqi stood beside him, chiming in with great enthusiasm.

"Being together… is so enjoyable!"

Liu Tianxian was already dumbfounded, and just went along with their words, saying instinctively.

"Welcome to our friendship… universe."

Xiao Yueyue was already about to burst, chopping vegetables as he spoke.

"The way we talk… is really funny!"

"Huh? I jumped in?"

He couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing.

The other female stars were the same, each one laughing prettily.

……

In the livestream, countless netizens had already laughed their heads off.

"Your rap is… really bad! Did I jump in too?"

"This rap is… really addictive! Oh my, it's toxic!"

"Su Meng today is really a bit… of a dog? Did I get infected too?"

"No matter how you play this, you just can't get… enough!"

"Feels like Su Meng is chanting… a spell!"

"Add in the movements, why do I feel like I've been completely brainwashed?"

"Upstairs, you're breaking formation."

The netizens in the livestream had already completely let loose.

……

At the recording site, a group of people had already laughed themselves crazy.

Even the chief director had bloomed into a flower from laughing.

No need to think about it, this is absolutely the iconic moment of this episode!

The ratings are secured!

Among the crowd laughing uproariously, only Hua Chenyu had a dark face, suddenly roaring angrily.

"Enough!"

"You call that rap? You're insulting rap! Insulting such an art!"

"Art?" Su Meng sneered.

"I just can't stand you people always dragging art into everything."

"Anything lofty and unreachable is called art?"

"Su Meng!!!!" Hua Chenyu was already getting a bit hot-headed with rage.

"What kind of trashy stuff are you even saying?"

"You think rhyming makes it rap?"

"Do you even freaking understand?"

"Rap needs melody…"

"Oh~~~~ right~~~~" Su Meng suddenly put on a look of sudden realization.

He patted his own forehead, turned his head, and said to the others.

"Those moves just now were stage one, stage two still needs to add in melody."

"Melody?" Xiao Yueyue scratched his head and said uncertainly.

"Even though I'm a crosstalk performer and have studied it specifically, I'm still not great at melody."

"Is it easy to learn?"

"Easy to learn, super easy to learn!" Su Meng nodded emphatically.

Then, gesturing with movements as he went, he chanted while swaying his head.

"I'll teach you a mnemonic!"

"Super easy to learn!"

"First line, pitch it up↗"

"Second line, bring it down↘"

"Third line, add skr."

"Finally, hold-on…"

Huh?

On site and in the livestream, after a brief silence, everyone suddenly burst into wild laughter……

……

This mnemonic comes from the comedy competition sketch "My Girlfriend Is Here." Interested Yanzus can look it up on Baidu themselves.

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