Chapter 367

Generally speaking, it's not much different from most bathroom scenes; in short, Bai Lang was basically empty, but Xiaotian You, not Teng Tian Taozi, was completely satisfied and full. Bai Lang felt he might have gotten himself into a little trouble, but thinking of Teng Tian Gang's expression, he immediately felt this was a good deed done out of friendship—'Otherwise you'd die sooner or later.' Forget it, it's just everyday; don't think too much about it.

Since ancient times, there have been many such things in the Laughing Forest Broad Records and historical records; stealing people is also a biological instinct....

Bai Lang is now a philosopher and also a biologist; in short, he finally had to take another shower to wash off the smell on his body. Even if he is a martial artist who has grasped Qi, Bai Lang now, aside from wanting to lie in bed and sleep, doesn't want to do anything else.

「I can't go on like this, degenerating! This unhealthy life isn't what I want! I'll sign up for the King of Fighters tomorrow! Teammates? 」 When Bai Lang thought of teammates, he felt a bit deflated. Really go find those few Linglan losers? I feel bringing them to the King of Fighters would greatly lower morale; maybe call it a gangster team? «Anyway, teammates aren't necessary, so why not just bring Ban Tian and Taozi? It's just hard to say that to Teng Tian Gang. »

Drag two Lala Teams over; anyway, if Bai Lang loses, he'll just forfeit. When he fights, they cheer below; when he wins and rests, he can still have a good time. Thinking about it, he's actually a bit excited. «How should I tell Teng Tian Gang? » Bai Lang actually seriously considered it...... Then he fell asleep.

The next day at school, he ran into Teng Tian Gang who was on duty again. «Hey, Mr. Teng Tian Gang. » Bai Lang almost blurted out 'Your wife is great,' but he held back and said, «I'm going to sign up for the King of Fighters. Teammates not enough? How about it, want to join and have fun? » Upon hearing this, Teng Tian Gang's eyes widened immediately. «Bai, Bai classmate, you want to sign up for the King of Fighters?! »

«Don't look at me like that, I'm actually a martial artist who has grasped Qi too. » Bai Lang smiled narrowly. Teng Tian Gang certainly wouldn't go play, but it's the King of Fighters; maybe he could become famous! But what would a day‑dreaming programmer gain from fame? Bai Lang didn't wait for his refusal: «Don't rush to refuse, think it over— or you could let Taozi's wife join too— rest assured, you wouldn't need to fight, just like those celebrities who get others to stand in for them. »

He patted the flustered Teng Tian Gang on the shoulder, grinning, and got on the tram—Mr. Teng Tian Gang might be late today. Of course, Ban Tian Qiuzi was still waiting for Bai Lang; after thinking it over, Bai Lang gave up the idea of taking that bespectacled girl to a hotel—since he already had Baihezi and Taozi, this yin-yang harmony, Ban Tian Qiuzi became irrelevant. Bai Lang wasn't that low, nor did he want to harm a little girl.

So he acted very much like a gentleman, but Ban Tian Qiuzi seemed not too happy. Walking along the road, Bai Lang also mentioned wanting to join the King of Fighters, «So, do you want to join my team? » Bai Lang lowered his head, looking at Ban Tian Qiuzi. Ban Tian Qiuzi lowered her head, then quickly raised it and nodded firmly. This surprised Bai Lang, who had prepared a speech, as he hadn't expected it to go so smoothly.

The whole school day passed without anything unusual; after class, Bai Lang didn't attend club activities, took a day off directly, and took Ban Tian Qiuzi away. Although he hadn't yet obtained Teng Tian Gang's or Teng Tian Taozi's consent, Bai Lang didn't think they would refuse him—what a moving friendship!

The registration point for the King of Fighters isn't exactly a bustling place with queues; it's just a dojo, a dojo in Eight Prince City, Dong Jing Du. «Goju‑ryu? Is that karate? » Bai Lang wasn't sure, but he was just there to sign up, not to cause trouble. At the registration desk were three middle‑aged men in dojo uniforms, plus a woman presumably in charge of registration—she had a computer in front of her.

Because you have no invitation, your team must start from the preliminaries. Understood? Then, what's your team name? » After the three men had Bai Lang assume a stance to release Qi and noticed he actually could release Qi, their attitude became very amiable, and the woman also began to handle Bai Lang's registration. Anyone who can master Qi is basically already transcended the mundane, standing at the pinnacle of humanity, so everyone deserves respect.

«Wave Little Tiger Team? Surge Team? Too chuuni—how about this: let's call it Bai Lang and his friends team! » The woman glanced at Bai Lang, «I got it, call it the Bai Lang Team. » Bai Lang looked at her big‑eyed, «The name's too long; let me trim it down to the core idea. » Bai Lang wanted to protest, but the woman also emanated an aura, «Yo, you're also a master. » Bai Lang smiled and gave up.

«Your teammates? » the woman asked again. Bai Lang directly nudged Ban Tian Qiuzi, «Here's the first, Ban Tian Qiuzi, and there's also Teng Tian Taozi. » On the way he had already called Taozi's phone, and just then Taozi walked into the dojo—she still hadn't figured out what was going on, wearing a long windbreaker but Bai Lang was sure she had black underwear underneath. «It's exactly the time to know the taste of marrow... »

«Just in time, sign your name. » Bai Lang said, good thing it only requires a signature, no seal needed. Teng Tian Taozi came over, «What name to sign? Ah? King of Fighters? » She had just shown a difficult expression, Bai Lang grabbed her Taozi, and thus this woman, with peach blossoms on her face, swiftly wrote down her name, and also leaned against Bai Lang. The woman sitting in front of the computer had eyes like knives, shooting out sharp sword intent.

Hearing her silently mutter, «Adulterous dog man and woman.... » That's probably it. After registration, Bai Lang received a sheet—this is his schedule for the preliminaries—though the specific opponents are yet to be decided.

When the registration deadline arrived, it was also the start of the preliminaries—the King of Fighters is a professional competition; there's no such thing as secretly fighting in dark corners. Usually they hold matches in public venues and also broadcast live. Starting from the preliminaries—those who can register are Qi‑master martial artists who have transcended the mundane; of course, from the very start they're fighting for viewership.

This competition can earn a lot of money.

Bai Lang dragged Teng Tian Taozi out of the dojo, «Ah, I'll take you to the tram first, Ban Tian classmate. » That classmate dared not say more, just nodded and let Bai Lang take her onto the vehicle. «Ah, you're a classmate? Girlfriend? » Teng Tian Taozi, since she'd already been with Bai Lang, simply showed her true colors, rubbing her body against him while teasingly asking. «Yes, just classmates. Let's go back and talk later. »