Chapter 607: A Sycophant Deserves No Good End

"Who is this?" Bai Lang asked. Si Wu had probably brought him over just to have someone to talk to, so Si Wu quickly replied, "The daughter of that dragon. The dragon you've met. Her name is Aphrodite."

"The Goddess of Love and Beauty? Don't tell me that guy is called Zeus? Wait, Aphrodite isn't Zeus's daughter either..." Bai Lang spoke up to help Si Wu ease his embarrassment. "That's right, that guy is Claudius, though she does indeed possess the divinity of love and beauty."

"Miss Aphrodite, I have a wife." Si Wu took this opportunity to reiterate his point. However, the dragon girl acted as if she hadn't heard him, gripping him even tighter instead. Seeing this, Si Wu shook his head slightly and said nothing more. The gaunt Sen Luo let out a hearty laugh.

Just then, a burly man walked into the tavern, a young girl with thick, stubby legs sitting on his shoulder. Bai Lang sensed an incredibly violent appetite coming from the girl. "I probably can't beat her... she's definitely a dragon girl too." He recognized the burly man's face; it was none other than that giant dragon.

"Oh, Aphrodite, clinging to Brother Si Wu again? Where did your big sister go? Minerva is never here when you come; she always arrives sooner or later." The burly man nodded at Sen Luo as well. When he turned to look at Bai Lang, he scratched his chin. "Ah, this is that baboon's disciple, right? Hello, hello! Put whatever you eat on my tab!"

Bai Lang wasn't shameless enough for that, so he smiled and declined repeatedly. The young girl jumped down from the Dragon King and dashed behind the bar, quickly running back out holding a large piece of meat on the bone that was bigger than she was. The surface of the meat was bright red and glistening with oil; it was roasted perfectly. Bai Lang's nose twitched, and he knew the meat had been boiled, then braised, and finally roasted, allowing the flavor to soak deep inside.

His appetite was whetted, but the girl with the stubby legs seemed extremely sensitive; she glared at Bai Lang immediately, giving him the feeling that he, a tiger, had fallen into an endlessly gaping mouth. The girl held the huge piece of meat up to the Dragon King. "Umm," she made a cute sound, gesturing for the Dragon King to eat.

"Oh, Daddy won't eat. You eat first." The Dragon King seemed to be melting because of his daughter, instantly revealing his useless father side. "Iberia, hurry up and eat."

A scene that left Bai Lang dumbfounded occurred—the girl held the huge piece of meat, opened her mouth like a cartoon character, and took a bite that removed a third of the meat. She chewed the piece, which was almost half her size, in her mouth with a *nom-nom* sound.

Finally, the meat disappeared, vanishing into the girl's body. The girl took another huge bite, this time cleanly eating all the remaining meat, even chewing the bone around in her mouth before finally swallowing it with a *gulp*. The meat-on-the-bone, which was bigger than a person, didn't even make the girl's stomach bulge in the slightest.

A large amount of drool flowed from the girl's mouth as she dashed back inside to bring out a second piece of meat-on-the-bone... Bai Lang eventually snuck into the back as well, but no matter how he looked, he couldn't find anything to eat. By the time he came out, the tavern was empty.

But before he could walk out, two more people walked in. These two looked very weak; Bai Lang could see through their hearts, livers, spleens, lungs, and kidneys at a glance. "Genuine, authentic weaklings, about the same as ordinary people." However, these two guys had quite an arrogant air. "Hello, hello. Goodbye, goodbye." Bai Lang quickly bid farewell to these two—one claimed to be the Emperor of the Galactic Empire, and the other claimed to be a frog in a well.

Leaving the place, Bai Lang didn't know where to go, so he picked a random direction and flew off like a shooting star. "I finally understand how this thing works. But this... hey, hey, there's no need to go this far just to integrate into a world, right?"

Bai Lang finally felt completely how the Jade Fish handled the problem of him traveling to a world. First, it tried to infiltrate the "bottom layer" of these worlds, while simultaneously inputting "virus commands to steal permissions," but its function was merely "automatic identity implantation" rather than "opening administrator cheat permissions" for him.

Thinking about it carefully, this operation really wasn't something a mere Innate Expert like him could achieve; there were many techniques worth studying. However, the thing finished quickly, and the next moment, Bai Lang discovered it was starting to modify him. "This thing can even rewrite my status? This is too exaggerated! Could it be that a Great Luo Golden Immortal is this awesome?"

"Yes, a Great Luo Golden Immortal is exactly this awesome." A voice came from afar.

Bai Lang had lost his consciousness—it was only for a split second. The next moment, he woke up and found himself squatting on the curb. He touched his face; it was scratchy, as if he hadn't shaved and stubble had grown out. His eyebrows were still slanted, but his hair had been trimmed and didn't look like it had been burned.

In short, he looked like someone who could go out in this world. That's right, this was a modern world, and Bai Lang was in a city in China. He looked up at the street signs and shop signboards, realizing he was in Nanjing. His hand touched the Jade Fish, and he immediately received a segment of background data.

"I'm starting to think Qianshan Zhenren needs a beating, even though I can't beat him. But I wonder if a desperate struggle could splash some blood on his clothes?" Bai Lang thought viciously.

Indeed, the cheap things made by a cheap person can mostly only do cheap things—Bai Lang's background this time was a married man who had just divorced. The reason was that his wife had cheated and run into the arms of an old boyfriend, and of course, she left behind a little daughter for him to raise. "What the hell!" Bai Lang was between laughter and tears. "How could I be such a weak piece of trash?!"

The character he was substituted into in this background was a true sycophant; he had actually voluntarily given up most of his assets and left. It was truly hellish to the extreme. Bai Lang squatted on the curb, grinding his teeth, thinking about how to go kill someone. For him, this world wouldn't have much of an impact, but the destruction he caused wouldn't be very large either—he had already experienced the solidity of this type of world; it was just that this world was tighter in terms of rules.

He can summon a storm, but the range of influence is probably only about the size of a gymnasium, so he is just a Goenitz. However, the martial arts targeting his own body are not discounted in the slightest—so I fear the vast majority of weapons in this world can do nothing to him......