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Chapter 85: Matter Finished (Explosion finished, please vote for monthly tickets and subscribe)

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Wu Wu Pifu was drooling with greed as he transported the pig monster meat, bones, and internal organs back to Gaia trip by trip, and then with the help of the freezing effect of the treatment cabin, he froze and refrigerated these meats, piling up half of the medical base station.

What surprised him most was that he found two pig whips!

That's right! Two!

He recalled carefully, it seemed that he tore off one first, and then the wild boar giant monster grew another one back.

Great tonic!

Wu Wu Pifu wondered whether to go to the palace to find some good tribute wine to soak a large pig whip. Although he didn't like drinking much, the wine soaked with such a pig monster's pig whip must be the best of the best, promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, nourishing yin and tonifying yang, worth collecting and tasting slowly.

As for the other pig whip, just roast it and eat it. Such a big one, nearly two meters long, roasting it and eating it is definitely a top-grade tonic.

Wu Wu Pifu, who had been busy for more than ten hours, finally decomposed all the pig monster meat, and then he returned to the Song Dynasty dream world. The sky was already white and bright. He held a long pig whip in each hand and walked towards the palace with Jiu Jiu.

The inside and outside of the palace had recovered order from the Jingkang Shame.

At least on the surface, it was so. As for how the royal women and concubines who were humiliated were handled, and how the ministers and their families who were humiliated before were handled, these were not things Wu Wu Pifu could manage.

Seeing Wu Wu Pifu coming with two bloody things in his hands, the officers and soldiers guarding the palace gate jumped. They immediately became alert, each holding weapons and staring at Wu Wu Pifu. When they walked to a close distance, the low-level officers and soldiers immediately became excited, while the value-duty officer's heart jumped, but he still respectfully said: "National Teacher, do you want to see the Saint? The Great Morning Meeting is still continuing, I'm afraid..."

"Hmm?" Wu Wu Pifu looked at the officer strangely.

The officer immediately turned pale and said repeatedly: "I will send someone in to report immediately, I will send someone..."

"No need, I will walk myself." Wu Wu Pifu ignored it and walked into the palace from the gate tower generously.

The officer was immediately anxious. He wanted to block it, but his hands and feet were trembling. Thinking of this Great Morning Meeting that had lasted for nearly two days, and the words leaked from his relationship network and backers, he dared not act rashly, so he could only follow Wu Wu Pifu into the palace a few steps behind, accompanying him carefully.

At this very moment, in the Daqing Hall of the palace, hundreds of blue and purple officials were arguing and spraying each other, and there were generals standing by without saying a word.

In the ancestral system of the Song Dynasty, generals had no status, and they were just making a show during the Great Morning Meeting. But this time it was different. Although the generals didn't say a word, their existence was so conspicuous that the civil officials couldn't ignore them at all.

"Absurd, ridiculous!"

"This is the destruction of the country and the species!"

"How can there be such a Saint in the world!?"

"This kind of history book, don't record it!"

A minister placed his official hat, official clothes, and official shoes on the ground, crying bitterly while kowtowing constantly. His head was already covered in blood, but this minister was iron-boned and didn't fear at all.

Not just him, at least a dozen purple and blue officials on the scene were like this, each intending to use their own lives to block the Saint's order.

Zhao Zhao Huan's face was gloomy, secretly looking at Zong Ze who was standing in the first place of civil and military officials, but saw Zong Ze standing on the spot with an extremely calm face, and all the generals actually had the same expression.

This made his heart surge with killing intent, but when he thought of the person who held his father's head high and fought the northern giant monster to victory, all this killing intent and anger dissipated, leaving only the bone-chilling coldness that penetrated his heart.

Just as Zhao Zhao Huan intended to say something to fight for some benefits for himself and slightly suppress Zong Ze, his eyes suddenly widened. His originally spirited eyes suddenly became straight, and his whole body trembled violently as he looked outside the hall door.

Not only him, but the eunuchs and palace maids behind him also ignored etiquette and rules, all looking outside the hall.

Some civil officials in charge of etiquette were just about to ask, but subconsciously they all looked over, and then the rest of the civil and military officials all looked towards the outside of the hall.

They saw Wu Wu Pifu wearing tattered clothes without any image. Although the dirty blood on his body was washed clean, it gave people a more terrifying bloody feeling, especially since he was holding a bloody thing in one hand, which made people feel cold at a glance, and they didn't know what it was.

They watched Wu Wu Pifu walk step by step, as if walking in their hearts, and then stepped directly into this Daqing Hall of the Great Morning Meeting.

"I just heard someone say, this kind of history book, don't record it, right?"

Several officials with bleeding heads were dumbfounded and dared not say a word.

Wu Wu Pifu looked at them and chuckled: "I am the most narrow-minded person, and I like to exterminate evil completely. Where do you live? I'll find time to visit."

Several ministers trembled all over and didn't dare to say a word. They all looked at Zhao Zhao Huan with the corners of their eyes, their eyes full of desperate begging.

Zhao Zhao Huan was trembling like a pendulum. Although he sat on the imperial throne, he felt as if he was kneeling naked in the Jin camp. Let alone speaking, even being able to sit steadily was because his body was stiff and paralyzed, not because of his courage.

Zong Ze sighed, stepped out and bowed: "It's just a court dispute, no need for the Immortal to worry."

Wu Wu Pifu nodded, and he said to Zong Ze: "Okay, I'll give you Zong Ze this face, but didn't you tell them my original words?"

Zong Ze opened his mouth but didn't speak.

Wu Wu Pifu laughed loudly: "He is a scholar, it's hard to say this. I guess he beautified my original words. Then I will tell you gentlemen and the Emperor now, you listen carefully."

"If it is not clearly written in the history books, and you still want to play that treacherous official game with me, still want to play that game of 'concealing for the sake of superiors,' then I will truly flip the table. I will kill Zhao Zhao Huan, I will kill all the officials involved in opposing this, along with their factions, their subordinates, and their backers. If their families also want to oppose it—for example, if an elder brother who is a historian adamantly refuses to write it, and his younger brother comes and also adamantly refuses to write it—then I will kill them all." Wu Wu Pifu then shouted fiercely at Zhao Zhao Huan on the throne: "A mere petty king of the mortal world, claiming to be the Son of Heaven while sitting here like a frog in a well—bah, are you even worthy!? With a lifespan of less than a hundred years and the strength of a mere mortal, you dare to speak of the common people to an immortal!?"

"Emperor little child, don't you think I dare not kill all your Zhao family!?"

Zhao Zhao Huan immediately had a foul smell under his body. He was so scared that he wanted to shrink on the imperial throne, and he kept shaking his head and saying: "Dare not, dare not, Immortal, National Teacher, I, no, I was wrong, I was wrong!!"

"No, you don't know you were wrong, you just know you will die at any time."

Wu Wu Pifu lowered his eyes and said: "Okay, I won't implicate their families, and I won't care if they are people you pushed out, or the counterattack of the vested interest group. I don't care. Now... I want to see them be punished according to the law!"

The dozen or so ministers kneeling on the scene were all dumbfounded, speechless, and couldn't even speak for a while. After a few seconds, they cried out to Zhao Zhao Huan, shouting words like Saint, Emperor, and loyalty.

Zhao Zhao Huan was already scared out of his wits. He immediately screamed: "Come, come, drag them down, drag them all down!"

The Zhi Jin Wu stepped forward to prepare to drag people. Wu Wu Pifu sneered and said: "No need to drag them away, just here is fine."

The Zhi Jin Wu looked around blankly. Zong Ze said in a low voice with an unbearable face: "Immortal, this..."

Wu Wu Pifu's voice suddenly amplified: "Just here is fine!"

!

Zhao Zhao Huan immediately howled: "Kill, hammer them to death, immediately, kill!!"

The Zhi Jin Wu picked up the gold melons in their hands blankly. At this time, Wu Wu Pifu said again: "Punish according to the law!"

Zhao Zhao Huan howled: "Punish according to the law, punish according to the law!"

The ministers in charge of criminal law who were standing on the scene were suddenly dumbfounded. They were also speechless, completely not knowing what it was called to hammer second or third-rank ministers to death in the hall.

Then the gold melons of the Zhi Jin Wu fell. With more than a dozen crisp sounds, the ground was full of red and white, and several civil officials immediately vomited.

Wu Wu Pifu ignored it. He walked towards the imperial throne, looked at Zhao Zhao Huan who was about to go into shock, lifted him up, regardless of his trembling and foul smell, just pointed outside the hall and said loudly: "I have said this to Zhao Gou, and I will say it to you again now, Emperor little child, listen well!"

"The common people are not in this hall!"

"The common people are among those who have collected the corpses of their loved ones and are about to endure the grief to work for tomorrow's livelihood!!"

Wu Wu Pifu dropped Zhao Zhao Huan and said to the civil and military officials: "The words just now are also recorded in history books, did you hear that?"

The civil officials didn't even dare to look at Wu Wu Pifu, each bowed their heads, while the generals roared loudly that they heard it.

Wu Wu Pifu turned around and said to Zong Ze: "Where is the tribute wine in the palace? Find someone to take me there."

Zong Ze was stunned. Before he could speak, a eunuch hurried forward to lead the way. Wu Wu Pifu followed with the pig whip. When walking to the hall door, he suddenly turned his head and smiled at Zong Ze: "I'll host tonight, you come to eat and drink too. By the way, I like that squint-eyed young general, and those who fought with you before, bring them all. I'll host, eat to your heart's content."

Zong Ze suddenly smiled bitterly, looking at the civil and military officials, looking at the emperor who was scared to go crazy, he could only bow and agree.

Wu Wu Pifu then left.

That night, in a civilian house in Dongjing Bianliang, Wu Wu Pifu lit a bonfire, poured a cup of tribute wine for everyone present, and then roasted the pork slices on the fire, especially the pig whip about two meters long, which was coated with thick spices and seasonings, waiting for it to be roasted slowly.

Zong Ze, the squint-eyed young general, and several other generals were sitting respectfully on the side. Wu Wu Pifu smiled and said: "Don't be restrained, don't be restrained. I'm not as murderous as you think. It's just that those Jin people, those monsters, and the civil officials in the court, including the emperor, all deserve to die."

I don't know what Zong Ze and others thought in their hearts, but on the surface, they relaxed a little.

At this time, an old man with two children was distributing bowls and chopsticks to everyone. Wu Wu Pifu stood up to help distribute, and kept saying thanks, while the old man kept saying he didn't dare.

When the meat started to be cooked, Wu Wu Pifu first gave a large piece to the old man and the children, and then said to Zong Ze: "The common people are them, not those treacherous people in the court. I still say this. Zong Ze, you are considered to have guts, so I think highly of you. You may not understand the truth in this, but I will come back to this Song Dynasty from time to time. As long as I am here, this truth will sooner or later be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and then you will understand."

Zong Ze just smiled bitterly, drank a cup of tribute wine, and asked Wu Wu Pifu: "Does the Immortal mean that you are going to leave?"

Wu Wu Pifu also drank tribute wine slowly and said: "Yes, first, I will go to hunt down the Jin people and kill all the half-monsters. Second, immortals also have the troubles of immortals, and my troubles are not small, so I always have to solve them."

At this time, the squint-eyed young general couldn't help but say: "Immortal, is it to eliminate demons and defend the way?"

Wu Wu Pifu was stunned for a moment. Looking at the enthusiasm in the eyes of this squint-eyed young general, and then thinking of his future heroism and tragedy, an indescribable emotion emerged in his chest.

Everyone saw Wu Wu Pifu laugh loudly, suddenly jumped onto the roof of the civilian house, and saw him drink the wine in his hand, then let out a loud roar.

"... Riding the wind to come, slaying demons between heaven and earth..."

The sound passed far away under the quiet night sky, almost resounding throughout Dongjing Bianliang.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 86 =====

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