[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit":3,"chapter-everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-chapter-1":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Everything I Got from Online Shopping Was Legit",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":18,"prevChapterSlug":19,"totalChapters":20,"novelImage":21},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":12,"translator":16,"content_hash":17},1328328,1766,"Chapter 1 : Difficult for me, Heaven","everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-chapter-1",1,"\u003Cp>Chapter 1: Difficult for me, Heaven?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I have an 8 a.m. class.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Midsummer, Jiangning City.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside an office building, after lunch, Lin Mo had just pushed open the company door when he saw a petite figure with hands on her waist, pointing at a man in his thirties and cursing loudly, the air full of gunpowder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But when he saw who the two were, it felt perfectly reasonable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The woman’s name was Yuan Meng, who had joined the company more than a year earlier than him, holding the position of an ordinary employee.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Opposite her was a middle-aged man named Dong Dawei, their department manager.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Normally, an ordinary employee wouldn’t dare speak to a leader like this, but Miss Yuan Meng often held the sales champion title.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not only that, it was said that her family background was quite good, and she only came to work as a way to pass time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, these were all things Lin Mo had heard during idle chatter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dong Dawei, however, was different.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His popularity among grassroots employees was quite bad, mainly because he often made things difficult for subordinates just to curry favor with higher-ups.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was no way such a person could be well-liked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Lin Mo pushed open the door, the noise inside abruptly stopped, and everyone turned to look at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This situation, it had to be said, was indeed a bit awkward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Lin Mo froze in place, the door of the general manager’s office at the far end opened, followed by the somewhat angry voice of the general manager:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Dong Dawei, what are you doing, what’s all this noise, get in here!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Dong Dawei glared at Yuan Meng, then turned and walked toward the general manager’s office.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuan Meng, unwilling to back down, let out a “tch,” and even raised her middle finger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the office door close, Lin Mo quickly walked over to Yuan Meng and asked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Big Sis Yuan, what’s going on, did Fatty Dong pull another trick?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Mo himself was just an intern, not yet graduated, here only to get his internship certificate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because he looked delicate, with a pair of clear yet foolish eyes, and also had a good personality, his relationships with most colleagues were decent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What else could it be, you know about the company team-building this weekend, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing him come over, Yuan Meng took a deep breath and asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course, didn’t they notify us three days ago?” Lin Mo replied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Yuan Meng sneered and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“They changed the notice last minute. From voluntary participation, it’s now mandatory. And the self-funded cost was raised from 200 yuan to 500 per person. Pah, have they gone mad for money?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this, Lin Mo’s eyes widened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Originally, having to self-fund a weekend team-building was already much criticized, and he hadn’t planned on joining anyway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now, not only was it mandatory, the cost had also increased—who could stand that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh? They can even do that?” Lin Mo frowned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Yuan Meng could reply, a plump, pale face popped in and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pretty much. Latest news—I heard higher-ups from the head office might be visiting soon, and our leaders have to host them. Someone said it was Fatty Dong who suggested increasing the team-building budget, so the leftover money could be used to entertain the higher-ups and curry favor.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The speaker was named Zhang Wei, the company’s well-known gossip, and a huge lover of rumors.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Where did you hear this from again?” Lin Mo asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I heard someone was taking a dump during lunch break and overheard it in the restroom.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Mo: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough, gossip, and well, the urinary tract did count as a ‘small channel.’\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While the three whispered among themselves, other employees returning to the office also began quietly discussing, their complaints filling the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just then, the general manager’s office door opened, and out came a woman in black stockings and high heels—the general manager’s secretary.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sales department’s Yuan Meng, the general manager wants to see you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, everyone’s gaze shifted to the petite Miss Yuan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was no need to guess—it was certainly about just now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the sales champion openly protesting, even cursing at the department manager, this matter had to be resolved, or else the company could forget about the team-building.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, Yuan Meng was also somewhat of a celebrity in the company.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Big Sis Yuan, they mean business!” Lin Mo raised an eyebrow and whispered with a smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuan Meng sneered:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You think your Big Sis Yuan would be scared of him?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To this, Lin Mo shook his head quickly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No no no, what I mean is, Big Sis Yuan, you’ve brought in several huge orders as our sales champion. You’ve seen all kinds of big scenes, so let’s not lose face now!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this, Zhang Wei also pushed his plump face in and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yeah, keep your spirits up!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Yuan Meng glanced at the two, took a deep breath, flicked her thick braided ponytail over her shoulder, gave a shake of her right hand, and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“TOM.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, stepping with her short legs, she followed the secretary in black stockings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Along the way, every time she passed a colleague, she drew their stares.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Quite a few even raised their thumbs, as if saying, ‘Well done, Big Sis Yuan.’\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Yuan Meng entered the general manager’s office, before the door even closed, her angry yet delicate voice rang out:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fatty Dong, f\\*\\*\\*...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a sharp “bang,” the door was shut.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even without hearing the rest, everyone already knew what was happening inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Mo and Zhang Wei exchanged glances and simultaneously gave a thumbs-up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Big Sis Yuan is awesome.” \\*2\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the afternoon work hours starting, everyone returned to their desks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sitting in front of the computer, Lin Mo quickly put on a mask of pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He majored in computer science, essentially a programmer-in-training.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t know any advanced techniques, only the basics, so he could only handle simple tasks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luckily, the veteran Old Wang told him it was normal not to know.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Learn as you work, work as you learn!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, Lin Mo quickly opened his phone, tapped a link Old Wang had sent him, and began studying the instructional video.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, his phone flashed a blue screen, startling him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn, don’t tell me I caught a virus!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He immediately activated the Chinese passive skill—slapping the phone twice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lo and behold, it worked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Except a strange advertisement popup appeared on the screen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【One deal a day. No group buying. No bargaining. No inviting others. Absolutely authentic.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Below were four products filling the entire screen:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Ten-Minute Crash Course in Programming for Beginners – Video Tutorial, ￥0.51】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Pink Desert Eagle Pistol, comes with 300 rounds: ￥2.85】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Lamborghini Black Gold V12, promotional price: ￥12.9】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【24k Pure Gold Gourd Pendant, 7.8g clearance price: ￥1.89】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Mo: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With just one glance, Lin Mo rolled his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The popup had “cheap e-shopping” written all over it—no need to guess where it came from.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He slid the screen to exit, but suddenly froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment his finger touched the first item, the screen jumped to the payment page.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Very quickly, it showed he had paid fifty-one cents.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn, password-free payment? When did I set that up?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the successful payment page, Lin Mo wanted to cry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He decided he would uninstall the app later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luckily, it wasn’t much money, otherwise he would’ve been heartbroken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But soon, his eyes widened in shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the screen, a programming tutorial began playing, a bald man speaking rapidly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The magical thing was, as the man explained, Lin Mo actually felt like he understood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was as easy as a high schooler doing second-grade math.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In just ten minutes, he had already grasped the basics of programming.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a long while, Lin Mo muttered in disbelief:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Could it be I’m actually a genius?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Difficult for me, Heaven?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>......\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>",1326,"2026-06-05T19:35:22.315Z","novelbin.me","43983f6c87d3f5f0d9aef71d1dcd1d8661ec321e6e278da987e2a35bbce6b909","everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-chapter-2",null,195,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Feverything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-cover.jpg"]