[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit":3,"chapter-everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-chapter-5":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Everything I Got from Online Shopping Was Legit",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1328332,1766,"Chapter 5 : Hello, You Can’t Poop Here","everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-chapter-5",5,"\u003Cp>Chapter 5: Hello, You Can’t Poop Here\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even though he had already anticipated it, when he truly confirmed that he had “activated,” he still couldn’t hold back his excitement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, the golden bracelet had appeared in such a simple and crude way, it was impossible that it wasn’t a cheat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Grabbing the golden bracelet in his hand, it felt quite heavy, which immediately reassured him a lot—so long as it wasn’t plastic, that was fine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were no labels on the bracelet, nor was the weight marked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The inner diameter wasn’t large, but it should weigh at least twenty to thirty grams.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn’t tell whether it was real or fake—after all, he wasn’t in the business of collecting gold.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But once he went to a gold shop tomorrow, he would know.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as he was feeling excited, his phone suddenly rang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Picking it up, he saw it was Yuan Meng sending him a voice call request.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Master Lin, I’m here, hurry up, it’s already midnight, what good stuff do you have for me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as he connected, Yuan Meng’s impatient voice came through.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What good stuff?” Lin Mo asked in confusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Didn’t you slap me three times and tell me to call you at midnight? I’ve read Journey to the West, I get it!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Mo: …\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn it… wait a moment, I’ll send you something.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He really couldn’t comprehend Yuan Meng’s thought process.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wasn’t Bodhi Patriarch, so why play this kind of act?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he immediately thought of a countermeasure, found a cracked version online, and then packaged the link to send to Yuan Meng:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Today I will teach you the Art of Wind Spirit Moon Shadow, which will let you display divine powers—whether gods or demons, they’ll be no match, even Kled is but a marked-for-death pawn!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Don’t talk about repaying me, just promise me this—if you cause trouble in the future, don’t say it was your master who taught you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon receiving the link, Yuan Meng immediately agreed, saying she would take responsibility if anything happened, and then she hung up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ah, youth!” Lin Mo smiled, clearly in a good mood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But soon Yuan Meng called again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course Lin Mo didn’t answer—he wasn’t stupid, who knew what kind of scolding awaited him if he picked up?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After five consecutive calls with no answer, Yuan Meng sent three consecutive 60-second voice messages.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without even opening them, he knew the “mom quotient” inside would be sky-high.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It ended with a bloody kitchen knife emoji.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, Lin Mo clutched the golden bracelet, too excited to sleep, and only drifted off after who-knows-how-long.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next morning, when he normally would’ve slept in, Lin Mo unusually woke up early.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a simple wash, he held the golden bracelet in hand and headed out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as he reached the community entrance, he saw a middle-aged man walking out of the supermarket carrying a fishing rod on his back and a fishing box in his hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He Qiang, get back here! If you dare to go, and if you come back tonight, then I’ll take your surname!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the entrance of the supermarket, a woman shouted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the man wasn’t afraid in the slightest, snorted, and turned away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who said the human race had no great emperors? Lin Mo sincerely admired him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yo, you’re up early today, have you eaten yet?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Turning his head, He Qiang saw him and spoke with a trace of awkwardness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mainly because since Lin Mo moved here, he often bought things at his supermarket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although he didn’t know Lin Mo’s name, after a few visits, he remembered him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mm, I was just about to go eat. You’re going fishing?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Mo wasn’t especially social, but neither was he antisocial.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Normal conversation was fine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yeah, working every day makes me as tired as a dog. Finally got a day off, I must throw a few casts~ alright, I’ll be off!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After saying that, he hopped on his electric bike and left.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a quick breakfast at a roadside stall, Lin Mo took a taxi to the commercial street.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He found a small gold shop with a sign that read: “High Price Gold Recycling.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hello, do you take gold here?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Mo didn’t waste words, directly stating his intention.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the front desk sat a middle-aged man, probably the boss and also the worker.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We do.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing business, the boss greeted him with a smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Mo handed him the bracelet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do you have a receipt?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Can’t find it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No problem.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boss examined it, then weighed it: thirty-two grams.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mind if I torch it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No problem.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was only selling the gold, not the bracelet—so what did it matter?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boss pulled out a blowtorch, heating it while chatting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This bracelet looks pretty new, huh?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mm, it was a gift for my girlfriend, but she didn’t want it.” Lin Mo answered with a blank face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the excuse he had prepared beforehand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for the missing receipt, he would say it was a surprise, so he threw it away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though it sounded a bit simpy, so what?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Money was what mattered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing that, the boss went silent, even looking at him with a trace of pity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The bracelet checks out. Today’s gold price is 820 per gram. That’s a total of 26,240. How about it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No problem.” Lin Mo replied expressionlessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing his demeanor, the boss assumed he was heartbroken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So he straightforwardly transferred the money—since it was a private shop, they did face-to-face WeChat transfers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unlike big jewelry stores or official gold recyclers, which required forms and bank accounts, this was convenient.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment Lin Mo walked out of the gold shop, his lips could no longer suppress a grin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not only had he gained an unexpected fortune, but most importantly, he had confirmed that everything was real.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The future suddenly looked bright.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suppressing the ecstasy in his heart, his steps grew faster and faster, his mind filled with visions of himself becoming a billionaire, financially free, envied by all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But in his heart, a trace of fear also grew.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What if someone found out?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What if the purchase page suddenly disappeared one day?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For a moment, Lin Mo felt lost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing this opportunity that could change his destiny, what mindset should he have?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unknowingly, he walked into People’s Park.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Today was Saturday, and there were many people.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Children flying kites, old men selling kites, signs in the grass forbidding kite-flying, and security guards who ignored the children entirely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone’s spirits seemed good.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each went about their own thing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everything was present, yet harmonious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In that moment, Lin Mo’s heart calmed down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He crouched, touching the wild grass at the roadside corner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yes, why think so much?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like this wild grass—wind blew it, sun shone on it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seemed to possess the sun and the wind, but in truth, it had nothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was merely a blade of grass.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sun and wind would eventually disappear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, it should bask in the sun when there was sun, enjoy the wind when there was wind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It had nothing to begin with, just like him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hu~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Mo let out a heavy sigh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had figured something out, and his body suddenly felt much lighter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Man shouldn’t be too greedy—get a thousand, want ten thousand; become emperor, want to be immortal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A man only has two hands—step into mountains of gold and silver, but he can only take two things.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Take a golden bracelet, and you can’t take a jade scepter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How can one have everything?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Use the purchase page to strengthen myself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While achieving financial freedom, also enrich my knowledge and skills.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking this, Lin Mo’s heart felt light and refreshed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn’t help but let out a comfortable sound.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ah~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the next second, a security guard’s voice came from behind him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hello, you can’t poop here!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Mo: …\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>",1317,"2026-06-05T19:35:22.315Z",1,"novelbin.me","bdede05f9543b60f93201e4a574393c3a85c0eb03d892bf8550278c6bd87a740","everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-chapter-6","everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-chapter-4",195,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Feverything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-cover.jpg"]