[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit":3,"chapter-everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-chapter-6":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Everything I Got from Online Shopping Was Legit",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1328333,1766,"Chapter 6 : Seven Days to Develop a First Love Face","everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-chapter-6",6,"\u003Cp>Chapter 6: Seven Days to Develop a First Love Face\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pull your mother, you’re the one taking a dump, your whole family is taking a dump here!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Mo cursed under his breath as he walked away, feeling utterly humiliated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The kids flying kites nearby didn’t get called out, the old man selling kites didn’t get called out, but just because he squatted in a corner for a moment, the security guard accused him of taking a dump?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it weren’t for the stares from all around, Lin Mo would have definitely gone to argue with that security guard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The main thing was, he was genuinely afraid some kid would run up and ask him, “Are you here to take a dump?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wouldn’t that be the end of his reputation?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It might even end up on the local news, and the headline was already in his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Shocking! A Man Taking a Dump Appears in Jiangning City People’s Park】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking it through, Lin Mo suddenly felt lighter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He glanced at the balance in his WeChat wallet and, for a moment, didn’t know how to spend it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luxury goods? This little money wasn’t enough.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A big feast? Forget it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His family wasn’t rich, but not poor either.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They never lacked when it came to food and drink.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After much consideration, the only option was to invest in himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He went straight to the mall and bought two sets of clothes, changing his whole outfit inside and out, costing 3,500.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At noon, he went for a seafood buffet, spending 89.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the afternoon, he splurged again, finding a Tony hair stylist that Yuan Meng often recommended to cut him a trendy hairstyle, spending 300.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Normally, his haircuts only cost 25, so spending 300 this time was already a huge upgrade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But expensive things had their perks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At least he was satisfied with the hairstyle, and it even came with hair treatment, though he still felt it was a bit of a rip-off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he walked out of the barbershop, he was completely refreshed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A black shirt, black wide-legged pants, short layered hair—he looked full of youthful charm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially since the new clothes fit him so well, Lin Mo felt a boost of confidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Walking down the street, he even felt like people were looking at him—though it might just have been his imagination.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indeed, clothes make the man.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dressing up, investing in himself, pleasing himself—this was the tone Lin Mo had set for himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for love, he already had an “external cheat.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why bother with that stuff?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides, it had been three years in university without dating anyone, so was he suddenly going to start now in his last year?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He then went to the supermarket and bought a pile of snacks and fruit, since his home stock was running low.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for groceries, he skipped them—he didn’t know how to cook anyway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By the time he returned, it was already 5 p.m.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Struggling under the weight of several bags, he trudged into the community.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yo, back already? Went shopping for clothes? Looking sharp!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, someone called out from behind him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Mo turned his head and saw He Qiang, the supermarket owner at the community entrance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was sitting astride his electric scooter, with a massive carp tied to the back seat, weighing at least several dozen catties.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Whoa, that fish is huge! Must be thirty catties, right? Impressive!” Lin Mo was a little shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, He Qiang’s mouth curved up like Wang Yousheng in Drawing Sword upon seeing supplies, but he still said modestly, “Eh, not bad, thirty-five catties and four taels.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Incredible, incredible. It even looks alive. Why didn’t you put it in a water tank? Don’t let it die!” Lin Mo quickly reminded, noticing the fish’s mouth opening and closing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little did he know, He Qiang had already set it up properly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next second, He Qiang’s wife stormed out of the supermarket, shouting at him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He Qiang, get back here! I’ve seen you pass by three times already. What are you wandering around for? The scooter’s running out of battery!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He Qiang: …\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Mo: …\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Goodness, wasn’t this the classic “thrice passing one’s own door without entering”?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, He Qiang gave an awkward smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Well, uh, I’m going to the seafood market to sell the fish!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, he zoomed off on his scooter, disappearing without a trace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His wife stomped her feet angrily at the supermarket entrance, swearing he wouldn’t be allowed home tonight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if! For a fishing addict, if he didn’t show off now, when would he?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as the scooter still had battery, He Qiang was absolutely not going home today.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment He Qiang left, Lin Mo quickly slipped away too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When a Sichuan-Chongqing woman’s rage meter maxed out, even stray dogs on the street weren’t safe from a slap.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as he reached the unit entrance, he spotted an A4-sized rental ad taped there.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It read:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Apartment for rent, 4th floor, 402. Newly renovated, full set of appliances, wife coverage throughout, welcome to move in. Contact: 176********】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, Lin Mo’s jaw dropped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wait a second, wife coverage throughout? Is… is this even allowed?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wife, as in married woman, a housewife.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His English grades were average, but he knew this word, even from certain “special zones” online.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wife coverage throughout—just how many were there?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could this be the so-called “Cao Cao’s Pleasure House”?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as his imagination ran wild, a soft voice called from behind him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hello, are you looking to rent? I’m the landlady!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Mo turned and saw a woman in her early thirties.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not exactly beautiful, but dressed rather lightly, with a curvaceous figure—indeed, she had that “wife” aura.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I… I was just looking, cough cough…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Maybe his thoughts were too dirty, because he sounded a bit guilty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No worries, this was my marital home. Everything inside is complete. If you’re interested, the price is negotiable!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Marital home?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So it really was a wife’s place! Lin Mo was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course. No worries about formaldehyde or anything—it’s all been lived in by myself!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The woman eagerly praised her own apartment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And this…” Lin Mo pointed at the word wife, cautiously bringing it up, while gossiping a bit—on behalf of Zhang Wei, of course.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, the woman slowly raised two fingers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Two thousand!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn’t that he minded the price.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He just hadn’t expected her to seriously quote it—so he hadn’t misunderstood after all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“N… no, thank you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, Lin Mo hurried upstairs with his bags, not even daring to take the elevator for fear of running into this “wife.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, a pure-hearted college guy didn’t have that thick of a skin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is two thousand megabit broadband still not good enough?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The woman was puzzled—after all, her internet speed really was top-notch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Carrying his things, Lin Mo climbed up six flights of stairs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thankfully, his apartment wasn’t on a high floor, otherwise he’d have died halfway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Utterly disgraceful, utterly disgraceful!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After gulping down a large glass of water, Lin Mo sighed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The outside world was truly full of temptations.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He then sat on the sofa and reviewed the day’s expenses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Today’s income: 26,240.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Spent: over 4,100.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two sets of clothes, buffet, haircut, taxi fares, snacks, and daily necessities.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Earning money was easy, but spending money was even easier.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, seeing more than 20,000 left on his phone made him feel instantly satisfied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That evening, he ordered delivery, ate something simple, and called it a night.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Exhausted, he went to bed early without even playing games—because he knew Yuan Meng was surely waiting to scold him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He decided to be a coward this time and avoid the clash.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as he was dozing off, his midnight alarm went off, instantly waking him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Picking up his phone, he saw a purchase page pop up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【DBS shotgun, includes 30 rounds, ¥7.5】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Sulfur facial cleanser, classic domestic brand, seven days to develop a first love face; ¥3.75】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Cao Cao’s Pleasure House trial card, one; ¥500】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【S999 silver bar, 50 grams; ¥17.4】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at these four options, he couldn’t help but laugh angrily, clapping his hands and saying:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Good, good, good—getting more and more absurd, huh!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>",1373,"2026-06-05T19:35:22.315Z",1,"novelbin.me","c41e3cb8f9cca4cc3f3f980850af255b20defca4c602e97882a54e86d7dd6c62","everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-chapter-7","everything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-chapter-5",195,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Feverything-i-got-from-online-shopping-was-legit-cover.jpg"]