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Chapter 76

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"Cattle and horses have to eat grass, corporate slaves have to drink coffee and milk tea. After two and a half years of busyness, I have to catch my breath!"

"I am a human, not a robot!"

Red Queen raises her eyebrows, sees Meng Yi's intention to joke, cooperates by counting on her fingers, and says seriously: "Director-General, in a sense, you, me, and the Moon Apostle are all computer matrices that have become spirits."

"Not to mention the 'White Study Battle Body 1.0' and 'White Study Battle Body 2.0', even you, after the 'Longevity Gene Type 3 Virus Progenitor' modification, are a virus that has become a spirit, right?"

The winking little Red Queen pats the Moon Apostle on the shoulder.

"Little Moon, you say a fair word, am I right or wrong?"

The Moon Apostle's eyes dodge, and she says vaguely: "Maybe, possibly, perhaps..."

"Hmm?!"

The 'furious' Meng Yi snorts coldly.

The obedient Moon Apostle activates "Space Teleportation" to draw a line with the rebellious little Red Queen.

The Moon Apostle crosses her hands and says with a serious face: "Right what right! Nonsense! It's simply a load of rubbish!"

"Whoever dares to deny the Creator's human race, I, the Moon Apostle, will be the first to disagree!"

"The Moon Apostle was born between the Infinite Cities, how can I live under others for long?"

"Old senior, I've long been displeased with you! You're the one who doesn't listen to the Creator all day!"

In order to express her determination to be at odds with Red Queen, she deliberately condenses a Fangtian Huaji (Halberd) for backstabbing, and secretly pokes Red Queen twice from hundreds of meters away.

"Alright, alright, stop playing around."

"You two do whatever you want, I'll study the 'Promotion Assessment'."

Meng Yi separates the two treasures, finds a sofa, and lies on it like a salted fish that has lost its dreams.

Gently stroking the Paradise emblem, he calls out the personal information panel and clicks on the "Promotion Assessment" entry to read it.

"Promotion Assessment", abbreviated as 'Trash Scum Remover'.

Every opening of the "Promotion Assessment" can be called a hell for scum.

The death rate of scum at the current rank is at least 80%, and at most 100%.

Even if scum players luckily hug a big thigh to clear the dungeon, they cannot be promoted smoothly.

The next dungeon continues the "Promotion Assessment" until they die, or complete the main quest with their own ability.

The difficulty of the "Promotion Assessment" from First Order to Second Order is not high.

Even if scum players level up from lv1 to lv9 and experience 8 dungeons, each time they get the minimum guarantee, they can also get 8 F-rank evaluations.

As long as they are not harvested too hard, reasonably use the dungeon harvest, and master the three elements of Jing (Essence), Qi (Energy), and Shen (Spirit), there is a great chance of successfully crossing the tribulation.

Haven't mastered the three elements of Jing, Qi, and Shen?

Then sorry, you had eight chances and couldn't grasp them, so just die.

Meng Yi touches his chin and thinks thoughtfully: "My B- comprehensive evaluation, could it be another fish pond game?"

"No!"

Immediately denying the arrogant thought, Meng Yi's relaxed expression gradually becomes serious.

"Compared to the dungeon, the player is the biggest variable!"

"I can fry fish at the first order, it doesn't rule out that other monsters can also fry fish at the first order!"

Not to mention the distant ones, just take Flandre, this heavyweight leek player.

No need to target specifically, the vast majority of first-order players will inevitably not be able to withstand the aftershocks of Flandre's actions.

"Will I encounter first-order players similar to me in the 'Promotion Assessment'?"

Competing on the same stage with evenly matched opponents, the collision of each other's thinking sparks is far more efficient than closing the door and building a car.

"Please don't let me down, 'Promotion Assessment'..."

With a thought, he dismisses the personal information panel; the Paradise stay period and the hometown 'rest period' cannot be wasted.

Meng Yi intends to stretch his muscles in the Warhammer worldview.

With his current strength, suppressing the hive city cesspool of 016-701 resource star Norecia should not be a big problem.

It shouldn't be that a bird-don't-poop hive city star suddenly pops out a C'tan shard in a corner; a Necron dynasty is buried underground; there is an Ork seeding machine in the wild; other planets in the star system are nesting dolls of the remaining Eldar; the 'T'au' are eager to try; and the Astra Militarum of the Terra Empire is recovering lost territory, right?

That would be too outrageous.

If that were really the case, Meng Yi would decisively pack his bags and run away overnight. Driving the "Infinite City Space-Time Fortress" to accelerate hard in the universe, stacking to sub-light speed to start racing, and completely saying goodbye to the hive city cesspool!

"So, to transform the hive city cesspool, I need a lot, a lot of energy, at least I have to fill up 100 'Infinite City Energy Hubs'."

Through the "Infinite City Heaven and Earth Net", Meng Yi looks at the 'reserve hidden energy', and the scarlet words marked: 0.01274% are shocking.

"Buy! If you don't give up Paradise Coins, you can't catch a wolf!"

"Take down the hive city cesspool to act as a bridgehead, C'tan shards, Necrons, Ancient relics, Terra Empire, Tyranids, T'au, Eldar... and even the Warp, sooner or later they will all be mine!"

Meng Yi's eyes are fierce and greedy; even if he kills all the bastards in the Warhammer hometown, he won't have the slightest bit of mercy.

"Directly spending savings won't work, I have to make money with money!"

It is not difficult to see through the good teammate of the Demon Slayer dungeon, Miss Qilin.

High-order monsters rarely sell items that fundamentally strengthen Jing, Qi, and Shen.

Monsters only use equipment and consumables to harvest leeks, how could they water and fertilize the leeks?

Just in case, Meng Yi went to the auction house in the "Free Trade Zone" to take a look.

Sure enough, there are almost no items that strengthen the basic quality of leek players.

The few 'great good people' who just sold basic enhancement items were immediately snapped up.

"There is a lot to be done! There is a lot to be done!"

Meng Yi's eyes shine, he doesn't care about breaking the hidden rules of the market.

The one who broke the hidden rules is the "Fifth-Order Monster White Demon", what does it have to do with his "First-Order Player White Demon"?

Paradise monsters don't have the ability to break the rules set by the "Evolution Paradise" and go to low-order dungeons to settle accounts with Meng Yi.

Meng Yi, who has made up his mind, starts to act.

Excluding the 3000 Paradise Coins for transforming the exclusive room, the remaining 52000 Paradise Coins and 1C+1D source crystals were spent seven or eight-tenths.

Only 2 B-rank source crystals + 2000 Paradise Coins are reserved for emergencies.

It took a total of 5 days to produce 50 "Longevity Type 1 (Castrated Version)", 20 "Longevity Type 2 (Castrated Version)", 5 "Longevity Type 3 (Castrated Version)", and 3 "Longevity Type 4 (Castrated Version)".

[Name: Longevity Type 1

Producer: Player White Demon

Evaluation: F+ rank body enhancement potion

Effect: 1. Weak fire resistance; 2. Spontaneous combustion blood; 3. Life extension (theoretical life limit 200 years); 4. F+ body strength.]

[Name: Longevity Type 2

Producer: Player White Demon

Evaluation: E+ rank body enhancement potion

Effect: 1. Basic elemental resistance; 2. Spontaneous combustion blood; 3. Underwater breathing; 4. Life extension (300 years); 5. E+ rank body strength.]

[Name: Longevity Type 3

Producer: Player White Demon

Evaluation: D+ rank body enhancement potion

Effect: 1. Primary elemental resistance; 2. Spontaneous combustion blood; 3. Environmental adaptation; 4. Life extension (500 years); 5. D+ rank body strength.]

[Name: Longevity Type 4

Producer: White Demon (Meng Yi)

Evaluation: C-rank space-type ability potion

Effect: 1. Endless life (absorb energy to prolong life); 2. D-rank body strength; 3. Custom space-type ability (choose one from space door, space teleportation, space opening).]

"Hmm, not bad, not bad."

"Castrated all the virus, pollution, body alienation, transmission, and ancestor-type abilities of the potions to prevent the leeks from playing themselves to death."

"Castrated the phagocytic evolution and cell-level immortality of 'Longevity Type 3' to prevent the leeks from growing too fast, so they can be harvested repeatedly... cough cough, so they can often take care of old customers."

"I am really a great good person in Paradise who thinks for the leeks!"

Meng Yi, who has accomplished his task, nods with satisfaction, stuffs the potions into the storage space, and swaggeringly goes to harvest the leeks from rank 1 to rank 4.

Leaving the fifth-order residential area, Meng Yi did not go to the auction house in the fifth-order free trade zone; feeling restless, he turned and went to the free trade zone for first-order players.

Arriving at the first-order commercial street, the disguised Meng Yi paid 50 Paradise Coins to rent a shop for 24 hours.

He discovered quite a few 'peers'.

But it doesn't matter, everyone's track for harvesting leeks is different, cooperation and win-win, right.

Putting up 50 "Longevity Type 1" and 20 "Longevity Type 2", it immediately attracted many first-order leeks to watch.

"Hiss! Terrifying! One potion can improve to the first-order limit body strength?"

"'Longevity Type 2' can also improve to the E+ rank body strength of a second-order big boss?!"

The ignorant first-order leeks shout and scream.

"Boss, how do you sell 'Longevity Type 1'?"

Behind the street stall, Meng Yi, sitting on a small stool, smiles and says: "Cheap, one price: 2000 Paradise Coins + F-rank evaluation 3."

Fifth-order players can synthesize low-level source crystals into high-level source crystals, with a synthesis rank limit of B-rank, 'small profits but quick turnover', right.

The leek asking the price is startled; this is the sum of his harvest from two dungeons!

"Big boss, can you make it cheaper? Although your stuff is good, the price is indeed a bit..."

Meng Yi's smile remains: "You say a number."

The leek tentatively says: "800 Paradise Coins, 1 F-rank evaluation, how about it? Boss, you take a little loss, wait for me to pass the promotion assessment in the next dungeon, and when I am promoted to rank 2, I will come back to you to buy 'Longevity Gene Type 2'."

Meng Yi says faintly: "Poor X, don't disturb my business if you have no money."

The poor leek is indignant and leaves cursing.

Next dungeon "Promotion Assessment"?

What a coincidence.

Kid, you'd better hope we don't meet in the same dungeon, otherwise you will definitely die!

There are also leeks with bulging wallets waving money to send money to Meng Yi.

In the morning, the "Longevity Type 2" that was deliberately used to attract the leeks' attention was not sold, but 43 "Longevity Type 1" were sold.

Meng Yi's goods are worth the price, and the cost-effectiveness even surpasses the Paradise enhancement zone.

The leeks who 'picked up a treasure' pass it on from ten to ten, and soon attract more leeks to come to 'pick up leaks'.

The remaining seven "Longevity Type 1" were also sold smoothly.

A total harvest of 10w Paradise Coins + 150 F crystals, which is 1B+2C+1D+2E.

The cost of 50 "Longevity Type 1" is less than one-tenth of the harvest!

Ten times the profit is too terrifying!

This is simply robbing money! No wonder fifth-order players are all monsters.

B-rank dungeon evaluation + 4 player levels, you have to participate in the promotion assessment after 2~3 dungeons.

The dungeon harvest is limited, but the speed at which fifth-order monsters become stronger can still be fierce; it turns out that it is all the resources harvested from leeks!

Meng Yi's heart is flowing with tears; he was too simple when the selection dungeon ended.

Actually forgot to check the low-end market conditions, missing an opportunity to harvest leeks and become stronger.

Loss! Lost a lot!

After selling "Longevity Type 1", Meng Yi just intended to close the stall and go to the second-order commercial street to continue harvesting leeks, but discovered the trace of an old acquaintance, Luo Ji.

Haven't seen him for a dungeon, Luo Ji has aged a lot.

Half of Luo Ji's black hair is dyed gray, wrinkles appear at the corners of his eyes, and his skin has become loose, a typical symptom of excessive loss of vitality.

"Yo, Wallfacer brother, you also came to go shopping?"

Meng Yi, whose skin is as thick as the atmosphere of a mimic planet, acts naturally and greets Luo Ji without any unfamiliarity.

Luo Ji's face twitches unnaturally, and after a moment of silence, he says slowly: "White Demon brother, long time no see."

Meng Yi packs up the street stall; he no longer cares about the 50 Paradise Coins/day stall fee.

"Find a place to chat?"

Seeing that Luo Ji seems to have a request, Meng Yi takes the initiative to offer a step.

"...That's fine."

Not walking far, the two found a teahouse in the commercial area and sat opposite each other in a private room.

Before Luo Ji could speak, Meng Yi took the initiative to ask: "Luo brother, how did you get like this?"

Luo Ji sighs, full of emotion.

"Don't mention it, the last dungeon was a supernatural type, those zombies are really outrageous, it's good enough to be able to pick up a life by relying on the Daoist priest in the dungeon."

Supernatural? Zombies? Daoist priest?

Meng Yi raises his eyebrows, "Luo brother, can you tell me in detail? I'm quite interested in the dungeon you mentioned."

Luo Ji naturally has no objection.

After some exchange, through the name of "Maoshan Daoist Uncle Nine Lin Fengjiao", Meng Yi confirms that Luo Ji experienced a zombie-type dungeon.

Main quest: Solve at least one disaster caused by zombies, demons, or ghosts.

More than twenty players with a comprehensive evaluation of F-rank were mostly killed or injured, and Luo Ji was almost killed by a female ghost...

Meng Yi is puzzled: "Luo brother, didn't you learn two moves from the Daoist priest?"

Luo Ji shakes his head and smiles bitterly: "I have no money, no connections, and the start was not smooth and I met a female ghost, that female ghost actually turned into the appearance of my wife, and there was mental charm..."

"Hey, I wanted to worship him as a teacher, but unfortunately the Daoist priest said that accepting apprentices cannot be rushed, he already has a successor, and in the end, it could only be left unsettled."

What a speechless event! Even "Ten Thousand Worlds Sage Uncle Nine" couldn't lift you up?

"Luo brother, you 'ran into' me in the commercial area today, what exactly is it for?"

Meng Yi pretends to be confused while knowing.

Don't turn back until you hit the south wall, know the pain when your head is broken and bleeding?

Old Luo, where is your persistence? Where is your aloofness? Where is your self-importance?

At the beginning of the selection dungeon, I gave you enhancement for free, you decisively refused, now you know to come and beg me?

It was clearly a small matter that could be solved by sending a message, but Luo Ji had to complicate it.

At noon today, Luo Ji talked to a neighbor who bought "Longevity Type 1" and found that 'White Demon' appeared in the first-order commercial area, so he ran over in a hurry to create a 'chance encounter'.

Perhaps, he feels that face-to-face communication is more sincere?

Luo Ji's kind is the process of normal first-order players gradually changing.

Ryougi Shiki and Flandre, who had a good start, were almost played to death by Meng Yi.

Meng Yi, influenced by the Warhammer cesspool, is already full of five poisons, his bottom line is extremely flexible, and his adaptability to Paradise is extremely high, which can be called a 'natural Paradise monster'.

——

Broke my word, Old Firefly didn't appear today, but will tomorrow.

A certain "Qi You Rong Nai Da" is spreading the bad deeds of 'White Demon' everywhere.

White Demon successfully made it to the monster list of the third-order area (D).

Coincidentally, Old Firefly also brushed a D evaluation and was promoted to the third order~

——

Godfathers, please give me monthly tickets, 8000 tomorrow → 10,000 a day!

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