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Chapter 78

~15 min read 2,959 words

Meng Yi says calmly: "It doesn't matter, if I can't harvest first-order leeks, I can still harvest second-order, third-order, and fourth-order leeks."

"I Am a Magical Girl" is noncommittal.

"Fifth-order monsters harvest leeks too hard, the first warning restricts them from going to the first-order area, and they can't continue to harvest first-order leeks."

"The second warning for sixth-order big monsters, they can't go to the second-order area either."

"And so on, until 'high-order players' start, they can't go to the 'novice village' where we are, and can only make waves through the auction house."

The interest in talking is exhausted, the Gothic loli packs up the two or three E-rank magic scrolls remaining on the street stall, and stuffs the children's rocking chair into the storage space.

After thinking a little, she takes out a crimson scroll from the storage space that is wreathed in disaster and ominous aura, emitting terrifying high temperature, as if a star had turned into it.

"Boss, look at my new ruthless work! Absolutely exciting! Much fiercer than when I was fifth-order!"

[Name: Forbidden Spell Scroll Let Me Set Off Fireworks!

Type: Magic side disposable consumable

Effect: Gather a small amount of "concept of Yang", trigger star energy, cosmic rays, form ultra-high temperature particle flow, melt through the planet and shatter stars in one strike.

Producer: Player I Am a Magical Girl

Comprehensive evaluation: A-]

"Looking at you, you are probably a fifth-order player, I don't want your A-rank source crystal either."

"One price: 9 B-rank source crystals + 15w Paradise Coins."

"This is really fierce, it's just easy to blow yourself up, if you don't have life-saving means, you must run to outer space before using it."

"If you don't like someone, tear the scroll and die with him, it's also good to raise his hometown~"

Meng Yi's eyelids jump wildly, fierce, really fierce.

He has made progress, and other fifth-order monsters haven't stopped.

"I Am a Magical Girl", this fifth-order rule-breaking monster (B++) was promoted to sixth order, and she could immediately hand-craft star-shattering scrolls, her actual combat power definitely surpassed the average line of the Stellaron Hunters in Firefly's hometown.

"No money, don't buy, get out!"

Meng Yi starts with a triple refusal.

The Gothic loli pouts and curses: "Poor X!"

"Humph, don't buy it then. I'm going to find my newly recognized little sister."

"In the last Paradise stay period, the little sister sponsored me 2 B-rank source crystals, I envy you poor X!"

"..."

Little sister (big leek), Flandre Scarlet?

Meng Yi keeps his mouth shut and definitely doesn't mention that he has met the little vampire.

Otherwise, the Gothic loli who couldn't harvest leeks this time would definitely be so angry that she would beat her chest and feet, and smash the barren plain into a sunken basin.

The magical girl is about to run away, Meng Yi pretends to sigh and teases: "You just called me 'Boss', and now you scold me 'Poor X'? Sure enough, women are fickle creatures."

"Pah pah pah! Just now is just now! Now is now!"

The Gothic loli curses: "If you don't give me money, no matter how rich a monster is, it's a poor X!"

Meng Yi's expression is amused, no wonder this personality can mix well in the 'cesspool Paradise', this person is not under me!

"Meeting is fate, let's add a friend?"

"No! Friend slots are my potential customers, you iron rooster who doesn't pull a hair, still want to occupy 'precious' resources?"

The flat-chested loli with her chest against her back crosses her hands, her twin tails swing into a rattle, her eyeballs roll around, and her tone changes: "Unless, you have to add money!"

Meng Yi asks with interest: "Oh? How much?"

The girl looks Meng Yi up and down for a long time, raises a finger and says: "Looking at your monster content, it definitely won't be low, not much, just 1 F-rank source crystal!"

Meng Yi takes out an F-rank source crystal and throws it to the Gothic loli, successfully adding the 'precious' friend slot.

"I Am a Magical Girl" helped him solve a lot of puzzles.

Gave three F-rank source crystals as a reward, not bad to give one more to add a friend.

This guy is a sixth-order player, who knows when there will be a place to use it, more friends more paths, and can also understand the ecology of players in higher areas in advance.

"Hmm, White Demon? What an X name, makes me think of that damn tentacle monster in the fifth order!"

"It's a huge loss that I didn't twist the tentacle monster's head off in the last dungeon, I curse that dog thing not to live through the 'Promotion Assessment'!"

"Eh? I X! Player level lv9?"

"lv9, first-order player, fifth-order area? Cow XXX wow!"

The magical girl with extremely low integrity, 'pa-ji' kneels to Meng Yi.

Wriggles over to hug Meng Yi's thigh, tears in her eyes: "Big boss, please take me, rice rice, hungry hungry!"

"No, no!"

"Dad! I am your long-lost biological daughter! Don't you recognize me, old man?"

"6."

Meng Yi pushes away the magical girl's head with full disgust, "Is it very rare? I feel like I am very plain and unremarkable."

The magical girl nods like a chicken pecking at rice, "Rare! Of course rare! Entering Paradise with strong strength doesn't mean that temperament and means are both strong."

"The fifth order is a watershed, brushing a B-rank evaluation in a first-order dungeon requires surpassing the dungeon limit and performing the feat of changing the world."

"I mixed from the first order to the sixth order, and have seen quite a few 'bring capital into the garden' goods whose hidden permissions are higher than player levels, but they were all surpassed by me one by one."

"I have only seen one big boss like you in the first order. I am only sixth order now, and that big boss has been promoted to 'High-Order Player'."

"S-ha s-ha~ suck suck~"

"Big bosses always like to be low-key, I understand, I understand. 'High-Order Players' leave messages on the auction house, nine out of ten say they are 'newbies' or 'ordinary', your 'plain and unremarkable' has the style of a 'High-Order Player'~"

Meng Yi thinks thoughtfully.

How many dungeons can a player experience? Actually encountering a 'monster' shows that the monster content of "Evolution Paradise" is not low.

The growth speed of 'monsters' must be fast.

The magical girl just promoted to sixth order, the contemporary 'monster' starts at eleventh order.

Meng Yi participated in the "Promotion Assessment" in two dungeons, Luo Ji lv1 → lv3 in two dungeons.

"Alright, stop playing around here, go do what you should do, I want to continue sending warmth to low-level players."

Reprimanding the magical girl to leave, the Gothic loli looks back three times for every step.

"Dad, don't you really consider recognizing me as a daughter?"

"Return my 4 F-rank source crystals first."

Meng Yi spreads his hands, pretending to ask for property.

Hearing about money, the magical girl who was just fawning, 'shua' changed her face.

"Get out, get out, get out! No money! No life!"

"Is it amazing to be a big boss? I am also a big boss now! Who knows who will be promoted to 'High-Order Player' first!"

The Gothic loli waves her hand, summons the Paradise teleportation vortex, hums a happy little tune, and jumps to find the big leek (Flandre).

With no fun to find, Meng Yi continues to set up the stall patiently.

He is thinking about whether to call out without integrity and without lower limit to attract the leeks' attention.

"Eh?"

"Boss, how do you sell 'Longevity Type 2'?"

A player with an anxious expression, looking everywhere for monster stalls, just walked past Meng Yi's stall and immediately turned back.

Meng Yi looks up, "About to be promoted from rank 2 to rank 3?"

The second-order player dressed as a ranger looks panicked, the word "promotion" poked his most fearful point.

Every "Promotion Assessment" is a 'crossing tribulation'.

The difficulty of the "Promotion Assessment" between adjacent ranks rises like a cliff.

Rank 2 → Rank 3, Rank 4 → Rank 5, Rank 6 → Rank 7, Rank 8 → Rank 9, Rank 10 → "Rank 11 High-Order Player".

The five 'natural moats' can be called the nightmare of players in the 'novice village'.

"Yes, I heard from high-order players in the commercial area that the 'Promotion Assessment' from 2 to 3 has a super high death rate."

Hearing this, Meng Yi nods to show he understands.

He found the target customer, harvesting leeks must be harvested accurately, picking those scum who are close to the promotion assessment and are 80-90% likely not to pass.

"One price, 3E evaluation + 5000 Paradise Coins."

The 'big leek' sees that Meng Yi doesn't seem to be in a hurry to sell, but he is in a hurry to buy it to save his life and cross the tribulation.

After hesitating for a moment, the second-order ranger player gritted his teeth and said: "Okay! I'll buy it!"

"Wait!"

The leek was just about to bleed heavily, Meng Yi stopped the leek's payment action: "Brother, want to be cheaper?"

"Hmm? How do you explain this?"

The ranger player gets energetic, saving more savings, he can make more preparations, and the probability of passing the "Promotion Assessment" will be greater.

"I still have 19 'Longevity Type 2' left."

"If you can call 1 more person to buy, I will give you a 1% discount; if you can call 5 people to buy, I will give you a 10% discount; if you can call 10 players, a 20% discount; if you can let players buy all the potions, your 'Longevity Type 2' only needs 6.3 discount!"

"There is such a good thing?!"

The big leek is happy, 6.3 discount! He can save 1E + 1850 Paradise Coins!

The ranger, deeply trapped in the MLM routine, says busily: "Boss, wait a moment, I'll call someone!"

"Many of my friends also have to take the promotion assessment, your potion is really a big help!"

Not long after, twenty or thirty people rushed to the commercial street, and the 19 potions Meng Yi put on the shelves were sold out.

The scum got the opportunity to pass the "Promotion Assessment", and the second-order ranger enjoyed a 6.3 discount.

Meng Yi sold out the "Longevity Type 2 (Castrated Version)", happily picking up 93150 Paradise Coins + 56 E-rank source crystals.

No one lost, it's a solid win-win-win!

Meng Yi, who packed up and left, looks at his storage space, there are 5 "Longevity Type 3 (Castrated Version)" and 3 "Longevity Type 4 (Castrated Version)" left.

But the personal wealth column skyrocketed to: 195050 Paradise Coins + 146F + 56E + 2B.

"The harvest of harvesting leeks is too fierce, right? No wonder 'Evolution Paradise' will make corresponding countermeasures."

Without rushing to synthesize F and E-rank source crystals, Meng Yi decided to continue harvesting in the third order.

[Warning! Player 'White Demon' destroyed the Paradise balance mechanism and harvested the dungeon harvest of low-level players!]

[Total illegal profit: 193150 Paradise Coins + F-rank source crystal 150 + E-rank source crystal 56, reached the credit value reduction limit!]

[Warning! Player 'White Demon' current credit: 1 → -1!]

[Warning! Deduct player 'White Demon' permission to go to the first-order public area!]

"I only took care of a very small part of low-level players! There are more players who haven't enjoyed the warmth I delivered!"

"Legal labor remuneration: 150F + 56E, after synthesis, it is only 3B + 2C + 2D + 1E, at most 1.5 dungeon harvests, really not much at all!"

Angry! Very angry!

The great cause of sending warmth in Paradise was blocked by a large piece!

"Damn monster Paradise!!"

Meng Yi's mood is terrible, he clicks on the friend list, sends a message to "I Am a Magical Girl" to ask about the amount of -1 credit value.

I Am a Magical Girl: The amount is no problem, each limit is equivalent to 1.5 times the average total harvest of the player's current permission dungeon. I brushed 3B + 2C + 2D + 1E in two stay periods, and it also dropped to -1 credit value.

I Am a Magical Girl: White Demon big boss, one stay period tops my two, your monster value is too high! I, Magical Girl, am willing to call you the most monster player!

I Am a Magical Girl: lv9's -1 credit value, long time no see! Hahahaha, laughed to death!

I Am a Magical Girl: In the first order I met a 'big boss', when she was promoted to "High-Order Player", credit value: -7. I feel that White Demon big boss has hope to break this record.

I Am a Magical Girl: By the way, White Demon big boss remember to check the Paradise negative credit value ranking (Monster Index Ranking, Discredited List), White Demon big boss credit value reduction must be on the list, related facilities can be seen in the "Comprehensive Leisure Zone".

White Demon: ...Laugh, you will soon not be able to laugh.

I Am a Magical Girl: ?

Five minutes later.

I Am a Magical Girl: I X! Who the hell dug up the top-quality big leek I worked so hard to discover!

I Am a Magical Girl: It's you! It must be you! It must be you! I am at odds with you!

White Demon: Don't bark like a dog.

I Am a Magical Girl: Paradise Sword Tomb! Paradise Monster! XX you a XX! I will scold! Wait! I will definitely report this hatred sooner or later!

Satisfied, he closes the private chat interface.

The 'smile' taken away by the magical girl is transferred back to Meng Yi's face.

Even the bad mood caused by the punishment mechanism has improved a lot.

The player atmosphere of "Evolution Paradise" is so friendly, polite, gentle, and humorous.

"Newly promoted?"

Stepping through the mist vortex, Meng Yi arrives at the public area for third-order players.

Without rushing to the free trade zone to harvest leeks, he curiously turns to the comprehensive leisure zone, preparing to take a look at the legendary 'Paradise Monster Index Ranking'.

The comprehensive leisure zone is very prosperous, there is nothing players can't think of, and nothing Paradise can't provide.

Near the core area, there is a crimson pillar supporting the sky, on which a pile of negative credit value players (monsters) are listed.

NO.1: 14th-order player System Master, credit value: -14!! (Strictly forbid this player from entering the 1~13th-order area!)

NO.2: 14th-order player Green Demon Master, credit value: -14!! (Strictly forbid this player from entering the 1~13th-order area!)

NO.1307: 14th-order player Fate Master, credit value: -13! (Strictly forbid this player from entering the 1~12th-order area!)

NO.XXX (number too long): 6th-order player I Am a Magical Girl, credit value: -1 → -2 (Strictly forbid this player from entering the 1~2nd-order area!)

NO.XXX (number too long): 5th-order player Old Void is really not a tentacle monster, credit value: -1 (Strictly forbid this player from entering the 1st-order area!)

NO.XXX (number too long): 1st-order player Weiyang, credit value: -1 (Strictly forbid this player from entering the 1st-order area!)

NO.XXX (number too long): 1st-order player White Demon, credit value: -1 (Strictly forbid this player from entering the 1st-order area!)

Meng Yi looks at the beginning, looks at the end. Also inputs player nicknames, and retrieves the rankings of several monsters who make trouble all day.

"The 1st-order player who is comparable to the 5th-order monster is really not just me, 'Fate Master' is actually the moral ceiling of the 14th-order player 'Master' suffix?"

Not far away, Firefly, who got D-rank final evaluation and was promoted to the third order with hidden permission, curiously checks the new members of the 'Monster Ranking'.

"White Demon? Ah?! Impossible, right! The officer actually made the list?"

"The officer is so... probably a good person, how could he make the list?"

Quack, 10,000 a day failed. I feel that 8,000 a day is my limit...

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Roughly talk about the dungeon arrangements, the order is not fixed, there may be changes.

1 to 2: Naruto, Otsutsuki family bucket.

2.1: Dragon Raja (Explode alchemy, Nibelungen, World Tree, Gold coins of words).

2.2: Type-Moon Holy Grail War (Explode Third Magic Soul Materialization Gold coins).

2 to 3: One Piece (Explode Devil Fruit, Haki system Gold coins).

3.1: Bleach (Explode Shinigami, Hollow, Quincy, Fullbringer Gold coins).

3.2: Hunter x Hunter (Explode Dark Continent Gold coins).

3 to 4: Honkai series pre-civilization, exploit bugs to explode the rules of the Cocoon of Finality family bucket. Are 13 Herrschers enough? First come planetary Honkai beasts, stellar Honkai beasts, 1300 Herrschers to taste.

4.1: One Punch Man (Explode Limiter Gold coins).

4.2: Star Rail universe Ancient Xianzhou civilization Emperor Bow ascends to god, capture Nous the Aeon of Erudition, Yaoshi the Aeon of Abundance...

4 to 5: No Game No Life Zero (Twitter version), explode the Gold coins of the Star Cup.

5.1: World of Warcraft Azeroth, explode the Gold coins of the Pantheon.

5.2: Crack the mystery of time chaos Conan, explode the Gold coins of the time system.

5 to 6: Lord of the Mysteries, explode the Gold coins of the four pillars of the universe.

6.1: A Certain Magical Index, explode the Gold coins of the super-single-body magic god.

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The player's hometown has 'uniqueness', derivative dungeons do not have uniqueness, and countless can exist at the same time.

For example, a player 8 → 9, goes to the Warhammer derivative dungeon to participate in the War in Heaven, that Warhammer does not have Meng Yi.

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