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Chapter 616: Do Not Drop Nuclear Bombs on the Bundesliga

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Manchester United director Murtough: "We will file a second appeal regarding Ty's TUE application; the club firmly believes this request is reasonable."

Front-page headline of *Mundo Deportivo*: If Manchester United's second appeal fails, they will face a fine exceeding 100,000 pounds.

*France Football*: Cavani is infinitely close to joining Manchester United on a free transfer.

【Sky Sports TV】

Today is a very important day because the new Premier League season is about to begin, so Sky Sports Radio has secured an interview with Clark.

"Clark, this is the chairman of the FA."

"Although we have experienced half a season of the pandemic, I believe the government and relevant organizations have the capability to resolve the issues, and I am certain the new Premier League season can proceed smoothly..."

"Why was Ty's TUE not approved?"

A reporter interrupted Clark's speech.

"..."

"For the new season, we are considering gradually restoring spectators in the stands, synchronized with other European leagues; additionally, I received news at the meeting that Champions League stands will also gradually reopen."

Clark seemed to have misheard, as his response appeared to have absolutely nothing to do with the reporter's question.

"Do you consider Ty's TUE request reasonable, and will the FA provide support for Ty?"

"The new Premier League season will maintain five substitution slots; this news is true," Clark replied.

"Mr. Chairman, fans now only want to know one thing: can Ty successfully register for this season's Premier League?"

"Mr. Chairman, fans now only want to know one thing: can ty successfully register for this season's Premier League?"

Originally thinking that deflecting the question would make the reporter let it go, he didn't expect the Sky Sports team to relentlessly pursue the issue.

He originally thought that deflecting the question would make the reporters let it go, but he didn't expect Sky Sports to relentlessly pursue the matter.

"Huff, huff..."

Clark's panting came through the live broadcast feed; it was evident that Clark was currently struggling internally.

Clark's panting came through the live broadcast feed; it was clear that Clark was currently struggling internally.

Clark finally could not hold it back: "I really don't understand; why did UKAD reject the TUE? Who exactly are the people inside UKAD? They are a bunch of old men who are so old they can barely move."

Clark pointed at his own head: "Their brains simply do not turn; you know what I mean? Their brains lack the functions possessed by normal people; they are like machines, following whatever the rules say without caring at all whether the original rules are reasonable."

Clark pointed at his own head: "Their brains simply don't turn, you know? Their brains lack the functions normal people possess; they are like machines, doing exactly what the rules say, completely ignoring whether the original rules are reasonable."

"And then, damn it, the medical records require a three-year validity period; does UKAD take fans for fools? Can the uniqueness of ADHD medication possibly change? Just go to any hospital and ask a neurologist; let that doctor tell you what the hell ADHD is!"

Clark stared into the camera: "The Premier League and UKAD have always maintained close cooperation, but note that it is only cooperation; the anti-doping agency is not a subordinate unit of the Premier League; we are fucking equals!"

Clark stared into the camera: "The Premier League and UKAD have always maintained close cooperation, but note that it is only cooperation; the anti-doping agency is not a superior unit to the Premier League—we are f***ing equal!"

When asked to answer questions, you don't answer.

Now that you finally answer, you spout a huge pile of words.

The reporters were somewhat confused by Clark; Mr. Chairman, have you been suppressed for too long?

The reporters were a bit confused by Clark; Mr. Chairman, have you been suppressed for too long?

*Sky Sports* interviews FA Chairman: "People at UKAD are all idiots."

"If UKAD insists on not approving the TUE, then football competitions at all levels in England will cease paying anti-doping testing service fees."

"If UKAD insists on not approving the TUE, then football competitions at all levels in England will cease paying anti-doping testing service fees."

Although he was blowing smoke, it was evident that Clark was indeed very angry.

Contradictions between the FA and the anti-doping agency have always existed because they always feel the anti-doping agency manages too broadly, not only controlling doping but even interfering in match scheduling.

Up to now, this TUE application letter from Tang Ye has ignited the contradictions between the two organizations.

You want the Premier League's star player to leave, cut into the Premier League's viewership ratings, and reduce the FA's income.

How is this any different from killing the FA chairman's parents?

And it's not even an assassination; it's an open stabbing in the middle of the street!

And it wasn't an assassination; it was an outright stabbing in broad daylight on the street!

"Come, come, come!"

Slap!

Wan-Bissaka delivered a legendary pass to the center.

This ball was meant for Tang Ye, but for some reason Tang Ye was a beat slow, letting the ball roll right past him.

This ball was meant to be passed to Tang Ye, but for some reason Tang Ye was a beat slow, letting the ball roll right past him.

Wan-Bissaka dared not make a sound.

When a player makes a mistake he shouldn't have made, that's when you should consider whether he is encountering some problem.

When a player makes a mistake he shouldn't have made, that's when you should consider whether he is encountering some problem.

Ten Hag substituted Tang Ye off the training pitch.

Today, Tang Ye played like an ordinary midfielder worth 20 million euros; his mental state was severely problematic, and continuing to train would only make it worse.

Today, Tang Ye played just like an ordinary midfielder worth 20 million euros; his mental state issues are severe, and continuing to train like this will only make it worse.

Tang Ye high-fived Ten Hag, who gestured for him to sit on the chair first.

Fan Fan Dejiahe squatted beside Tang Ye: "Actually, I think it doesn't matter; we will continue to fight for it."

"The problem is that this is a rules issue; if UKAD doesn't approve it, I cannot register," Tang Ye said loudly.

"The problem is that this is a rules issue; if UKAD doesn't approve it, there's no way for me to register."

Tang Ye pinched Fan Fan Dejiahe's arm.

"It's fine, it's fine, Tom; look on the bright side; actually, it's just one season; at most, at most two seasons; there cannot be any other possibility."

Tang Ye pinched Fan Fan Dejiahe's arm.

"It's fine, it's fine, tom, think of it this way — it's really just one season, at most, at most two seasons, there won't be any other possibility."

The area around Fan Fan Dejiahe's eyes was dark and bruised.

Like Ten Hag, this Manchester United assistant coach clearly hadn't slept well recently either.

Everyone at Manchester United, from management to staff, was studying the UAKD rules, and they had even sought help from the World Anti-Doping Agency.

Subsequently, Manchester United unsurprisingly received a dismal reply.

Amending the rules would require a complex voting process; by the time the results came out, the 2020-21 Premier League season would likely already be over.

Tang Ye placed his hands behind his neck, pushing his head forward with them, while his neck actively exerted force backward to create resistance.

He was now completely bewildered.

Preparing for the new season alongside nearly thirty teammates, he was the only Manchester United player who had not successfully registered for the Premier League.

Football Reporter: Guangzhou Evergrande is discussing the possibility of renting Tang Ye for one season, but is encountering scheduling conflicts and financial difficulties.

Sending Tang Ye back to his hometown to play football is, admittedly, a Hao De Xiang Fa, since it is only for one season; however, the severe clash between the Chinese Super League schedule and the Premier League schedule makes it extremely difficult for CSL clubs to arrange a loan for Tang Ye.

Of course, the most critical issue is not the timing, but the funding.

Just calculate based on the amount Barcelona offered: renting Tang Ye for one season, including the loan fee and wages, would cost 400 million; during the peak era of money-driven football, this might have been feasible, but in the current economic downturn, there is no way to justify it.

"Unless the parent company provides financial assistance, a transfer of Tang Ye to Evergrande is impossible."

【Which genius came up with the idea of Tang Ye going to Evergrande?】

【Guangzhou Evergrande: 400 million is barely acceptable; what, 400 million for a one-year loan???】

【Barcelona, it's settled!】

【Hahaha, Ten Hag finally got his comeuppance for all his showboating. Barcelona fans sliding on their knees in formation!】

【We're done for, brothers, it's game over.】

Recent news regarding Tang Ye's potential loan has dominated trending lists across all social media platforms, from Check Dongqiu Di to Baidu, then to Weibo, and even Pornhub was not spared.

A talented director had an actress wear Tang Ye's Manchester United jersey, then had an admirer dressed as a Barcelona fan perform an "NTR" scene on the actress's husband, who was also wearing a Manchester United jersey.

When Manchester United fans saw this video on the website, they were first shocked, then involuntarily shed tears.

Their sense of immersion was the strongest; to them, the actress's husband in the video was themselves.

Boo-hoo-hoo!

A cry of grief!

Time moved to September 20, the first round of the 2020-21 Premier League season, where Manchester United hosted West Ham United at home.

"China Central Television! Here is the live broadcast bringing you..."

Manchester United's starting attacking midfielder today had been changed to Lin Lin Jiade, as for Tang Ye...

Before the match even began, the director's camera cut to Tang Ye.

Tang Ye sat on the substitutes' bench alongside Dembélé; although on the bench, Tang Ye was wearing a short-sleeved shirt from the sponsor Adidas and a white baseball cap.

Why was he in casual attire? Because Tang Ye had not received permission to play.

"TY!"

For the new season so far, the Premier League has allowed some fans into the stands, and from behind him, a fan shouted his name.

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