Chapter 661: There Can Be Only One Emperor in Dortmund!

Borussia Dortmund Official: Player Tang Ye has a minor fracture of the thumb metacarpal; full recovery is expected in 5 months. Dortmund will take responsibility for the player's injury. Additionally, following communication between the club and the player, TY is expected to return to team training in 2 days.

Sky Germany reporter interviews B. Fei: "I feel very sorry for TY's situation; I can sense his pain, and I hope this injury won't affect his upcoming matches."

Match Preview: April 15th, 3:00 AM, Quarter-final Second Leg, Dortmund away against Manchester United.

The second-leg showdown between Dortmund and Manchester United is undoubtedly the focal match.

With over a week remaining until the match, Dortmund players have already begun their preparations.

However, before their second encounter with Manchester United, Dortmund still has one league match to play.

In Round 28 of Fan Fan Dejia, Dortmund will travel away to face Stuttgart.

Although judging by the ecosystem of Fan Fan Dejia this season, Stuttgart will unsurprisingly be pinned to the ground and slaughtered like pigs by Dortmund, fans worry that the intervening away match might affect Dortmund's form for the second leg.

Facing such a powerful opponent as Manchester United, Dortmund had best maintain their peak condition!

It is precisely for this reason that Stuttgart fans are now harboring a wishful thinking.

"Hehe, if Dortmund is going to fight to the death with Manchester United, does that mean they'll forget about me?"

"..."

Check Dongqiu Di Match Report: Dortmund away 5:0 bloodbath against Stuttgart; Pogba assists a hat-trick, Tang Ye scores 2 goals and provides 2 assists in a perfect return from injury. (Comment count: 137,422)

Saying he returned from injury actually contains some imprecise aspects.

For a football player, a fractured finger does not significantly impact actual gameplay.

From the fans' perspective, Tang Ye merely has an extra bandage on his right hand, yet he still treats Fan Fan Dejia teams like toys.

Munich Radio: Is the 20-21 season coming to an end? Does Bayern seem to have no chance of catching up?

Fan Fan Dejia Official: The Fan Fan Dejia Player of the Month for March is Dortmund midfielder Tang Ye; coincidentally, the player celebrated his 22nd birthday in March. Happy Birthday, Tom!

The Fan Fan Dejia Official wishing the Player of the Month a happy birthday was originally a very meaningful event, but the staff at the German Football Association are truly talented; barely half a minute after posting the celebration for Tang Ye, they reposted UEFA's tweet.

UEFA: Regarding the conflict incident in the first leg of the quarter-finals between Dortmund and Manchester United, Ferran Escrivà is fined €55,000 and banned for 3 matches (if Dortmund fails to advance to the semi-finals, the ban carries over to next season's Champions League); Erik Sitting Like is fined €40,000 and banned for 2 matches (1 match to be served immediately, 1 match suspended).

Escrivà, who struck first, received a very severe punishment, a three-match Champions League ban.

This means that even if Dortmund advances to the semi-finals, they will be without a coach.

【Classic, too classic.】

【My Tang Tang Qiuwang plays Champions League semi-finals forever without a coach; this is what makes him a King!】

【It's not certain Dortmund will advance, though I feel UEFA took money; why was Sitting Like only banned for 2 matches with 1 suspended? Are they trying to escort Manchester United into the finals?】

【Just say whether Escrivà threw the first punch; I declare my Saint Escrivà is a God of War!】

【Tang Ye is still ruthless; estimated recovery time 5 months, yet estimated return to team time 2 days later? Is he going to play with a bandage for the rest of this season?】

A white bandage wraps around the right hand, the thumb unable to move.

It looks somewhat dull, but from the distant perspective of fans watching on television...

Actually... hmm, he still looks a little handsome.

As expected of a traffic-generating battle, one match directly injured three people, and there exists a subtle connection among these three.

Positioned between Sitting Like and Escrivà, Tang Ye is currently in an intermediate state, drifting closer to Sitting Like at times and closer to Escrivà at others.

Although he is also injured, if you were to ask Tang Ye which side he stands on, this Tang Ye would be unable to answer.

Baidu Hot Search:

No. 1: Manchester United Dortmund.

No. 2: Tang Ye finger fracture.

No. 3: Sitting Like Escrivà fight.

No. 4: Manchester United Dortmund Second Leg.

No. 5: Tang Ye expected to defeat Manchester United.

Apart from the World Cup and Asian Cup, the Champions League has also completed its domination of the Baidu and Weibo hot search lists.

Tang Ye is naturally the core, but the contributions of Sitting Like and Escrivà cannot be overlooked.

On Bilibili, the Premier League Official released a video of Sitting Like and Escrivà grappling; in just three days, views skyrocketed to 10 million.

Actually, not that many people truly watch videos on Bilibili; it's just that this Western blockbuster is truly addictive.

Good films demand repeated viewing!

Moreover, besides requiring repeated viewing, high-quality films possess another characteristic: profound philosophical depth that demands careful savoring.

The key point to savor is the cause of the conflict.

Why did both sides start fighting?

At this point, one must seek Douyin's help; a Douyin football-plus-history blogger posted a video that garnered 2.3 million likes in a short time.

【2020-21 Season Football Fan Cultural Proficiency Exam】!

Upon seeing this video for the first time, you are inevitably confused, having no idea what this uploader is doing.

Then you click on the video.

"This is the 2020-21 Season Global Football Fan Cultural Proficiency Exam..."

"Ding-dong!"

【Question 1: What is the nature of the contradiction between Escrivà and Sitting Like?】

【Answer: Class contradiction.】

Class, class contradiction?

Netizens were full of question marks, but fortunately, the blogger provided an analysis of the answer.

Tang Ye is a player of the Manchester United group represented by Sitting Like, and as the representative of Manchester United capital, Sitting Like is the holder of the means of production.

As a capitalist, Ten Hag rented Tang Ye to Escriwa, a worker, in order to obtain enormous wealth.

The contradiction between the capitalist and the worker is therefore a class contradiction.

【Question 2: Why would Escriwa and Ten Hag fight? If Tang Ye hadn't been injured, would they still have fought?】

With the previous question as a reference, the second question is actually not hard to answer.

The contradiction between Escriwa and Ten Hag is a class contradiction, and class contradictions cannot be reconciled.

In other words, Tang Ye's injury was merely the fuse for this incident.

A battle between Escriwa and Ten Hag is inevitable, and it will certainly be fought fiercely — this is the law of history.

This blogger says there's actually no need to analyze who's right or wrong in this matter, because no matter what, someone is bound to step forward and set the flame completely ablaze.

With questions 1 and 2 concluded, question 3 quickly arrived.

This question is extremely, extremely crucial, and it is also the doubt in every fan's heart.

【Question 3: What will the contradiction between Ten Hag and Escriwa ultimately develop into?】

【Answer: Both Ten Hag and Escriwa will lose Tang Ye, because the productive forces and the relations of production don't match — Tang Ye is too overpowered, causing the relationship between Ten Hag and Escriwa to be unsustainable.】

【Invincible, I just said there are plenty of talents on Douyin.】

【Don't say it, it's actually quite reasonable. I'll stick a marker in the comments section first, and if there's a boomerang later, remember to tag me, haha!】

After Ten Hag and Escriwa went crazy, many fans also began to go crazy, hoping to analyze the problem through historiography and historical materialism.

Have to say, it's actually quite reasonable.

But the problem now is that you don't know what stage of xxxx this is.

When the specific stage is unknown, between the Manchester United Group and the Dortmund Group, which one can ultimately achieve victory?

……

French journalist: If Dortmund advance to the Champions League final and ty plays in the final, Dortmund will need to pay Manchester United an additional 7 million euros.

"7 million euros is a considerable expense for Dortmund, but if they successfully advance to the final, the direct income Dortmund receives will far exceed 7 million euros."

The Sun front-page headline — After his injury, ty did not keep his phone by his side, and he was surprised when he learned that the two head coaches had clashed.

The Sun has always emphasized evidence in its reporting, and this time is no exception.

Below the tweet, The Sun attached a jpg, the content being a photo of Tang Ye lying on the hospital bed with his eyes wide open.

Judging from the photo, when it was taken Tang Ye was at most 50cm from the photographer — how the hell did The Sun get a photo like this?

"Their reporter pretended to be a doctor and came in — what can I do about it?"

In the cafeteria, Tang Ye placed his right hand on the table, awkwardly using chopsticks with his left hand.

Tang Ye is an ambidextrous-footed player, but unfortunately not an ambidextrous-handed one, so he needs a period of time to adapt to eating with his left hand.

However, Tang Ye's talent is not bad; by today his left hand is already fairly proficient.