Chapter 782: Thesis on Natural Selection and Species Evolution, Tang Dynasty

Front-page headline of "World Sports Daily"—In the Asian qualifiers, with 6 wins and 2 draws in 8 matches, China becomes the first team besides the host nation to secure a spot in the World Cup finals.

"Manchester Evening Post"—Analysis of teams qualifying for the Qatar World Cup: TY rates China as the leader, with Portugal and Argentina lagging behind.

Sky Sports commentator Jansen: Who has qualified for the World Cup and who has not; the one and only Ball King speaks for himself.

"Everyone knows deep down who the true GOAT is; it's just that some people refuse to admit it."

As Tang Ye's number-one diehard fan, Jansen (Dawson) went completely mad after the Chinese national team qualified for the World Cup; this Belgian has become utterly lost in his own linguistic artistry.

According to Jansen, everyone actually knows deep down that GG Bond is the GOAT; it's just that many people refuse to admit it.

So, is this statement actually correct?

First, the phrase "many people refuse to admit it" is definitely problematic, and a very, very big problem at that.

Not to mention that Europe and North America are full of Tang Ye fans; just his dominance over the Asian market alone makes Tang Ye invincible under heaven.

Currently, Tang Ye's Instagram follower count is 390 million, surpassing Messi's 354 million, though less than Cristiano Ronaldo's 450 million.

At this point, someone will surely say, "Oh my, oh my, Tang Ye's follower count didn't beat Cristiano Ronaldo's; Tang Ye is trash, a fake GOAT!"

Then the question arises.

Tang Ye's social media accounts (Twitter and Instagram) were created in 2016; when exactly were your Cristiano Ronaldo's social media accounts created?

Jurassic-era fans are truly disgusting, actually using the advantage of time to suppress Tang Ye.

But what they don't know is that all creatures are slowly evolving: from the Jurassic to the Cretaceous, to the Tertiary, and now to the Cenozoic Quaternary era.

According to Darwin's principle of natural selection and the survival of the fittest, organisms are constantly evolving.

Therefore, from the perspective of evolutionary theory, Tang Ye is far superior to any creature from the Jurassic period; the meaning of this statement is that Cristiano Ronaldo's higher social media follower count compared to Tang Ye proves very little, because the gap in species hierarchy is unavoidable.

—"Analyzing the Gap Between Chinese National Team Player Tang Ye, Portuguese Player Cristiano Ronaldo, and Argentine Player Messi from the Perspective of Species Evolution Theory"

Author: Liu Chen.

Affiliation: xxxx College of Biological Science and Technology.

Thesis Honors: Outstanding Undergraduate Thesis, Excellent Scientific Research Achievement Thesis (Second Prize).

Keywords: Tang Ye, Chinese Men's National Football Team, Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi, Darwin, Theory of Species Evolution, Natural Selection, Goat, GG Bond, Modern Evolutionary Synthesis.

References:

【1】 Darwin, C. (1859). On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection. John Murray. (Darwin, "On the Origin of Species")

【2】 Futuyma, D. J. (2013). Evolution (3rd ed.). Sinauer Associates. (Douglas Futuyma, "Evolution")

【3】 Liu Hongyou, & Wang Lei. (2018). Analyzing the Development Direction of Ultra-Modern Midfielders Through Tang Ye. Beijing Sport University Press, 54(3), 9-16.

【4】 Rong Guang. (2010). Piggy Hero: The Standard Script for the Fairy Tale of the Block World. Guangdong Alpha Animation & Culture Co., Ltd. Editorial Group, 7(1), 5-11.

No one knows which big brother posted this thesis from CNKI to Dongqiu Di, from where fans on Dongqiu Di reposted the thesis onto Douyin and Bilibili.

First, after reading this thesis, one point is clear: this student named Liu Chen is indeed a diehard fan of Tang Ye, on par with Jansen, who frequently makes outrageous remarks; this move of his greatly encouraged the Tang Army camp, providing favorable scientific support for the Tang Army soldiers in their confrontation against the Jurassic dinosaurs.

But!

According to analysis by some "knowledgeable" university students, after this thesis was exposed, student Liu Chen might be in trouble.

At best, he will have to revise the thesis; at worst, his undergraduate graduation certificate will be revoked!

Poor GG Bond fans.

Such loyal fans, yet they have to end up in such a plight!

【I can't take it anymore, brothers.】

【Facts prove that Dongqiu Di fans still have too low an educational background to discover such an excellent thesis until now.】

【Is it possible that Dongqiu Di consists entirely of master's and doctoral degree holders who don't read undergraduate theses?】

【This one I truly admire; in the future, when acting as a Messi fan on Douyin, I'll have references to cite.】

【A single video on Douyin has 1.2 million likes; this guy is in trouble. Ball King Tang, hurry up and open a master's program yourself to issue this brother an undergraduate degree certificate; absolutely do not mistreat the fans who support you!】

Weibo Hot Search.

No. 1: xxxxxxx delivers the 2022 New Year's address.

No. 2: Chinese national football team sets a record by qualifying for the World Cup finals.

No. 3: Outrageous undergraduate thesis.

No. 4: Chinese national football team qualifies for the World Cup on the first day of the Lunar New Year.

No. 5: Countdown to the Beijing Winter Olympics enters the final 3 days.

Repost: James tweets to congratulate Tang Ye on qualifying for the World Cup finals: "My judgment never fails."

As per usual, Tang Ye once again retweeted James's post.

But unlike his usual habit of posting "GOAT," this time Tang Ye posted "The King," once again expressing his admiration for the NBA star James.

Facts have proven more than once that heroes often share a mutual appreciation for one another.

Chinese National Team head coach Escrivá: "It is a great honor to qualify for the World Cup with the Chinese team; my choice to come here was correct."

As a meritorious head coach, the video of Escrivá accepting an interview went viral among Chinese fans.

In the video, at the 2-minute-45-second mark, a reporter asked the Spaniard a question: "Do you believe you have completed your mission upon joining the Chinese national team?"

Upon hearing this question, Escrivá fell silent immediately, and only after hesitating for a long time did he finally give an answer.

"Part of it; I will always consider this only part of it."

"The World Cup finals are the ultimate key; the best historical result for the Chinese team in the World Cup is the first stage of the knockout round, so I believe that merely qualifying for the World Cup with the team is absolutely not enough."

Escrivá is very particular about the details of his speech; when describing the Chinese national team's best historical World Cup result, he used "the first stage of the knockout round" instead of the normal description "Round of 16," because the term "Round of 16" carries a derogatory connotation in many sporting events.

"Can you state your objectives?"

"..."

For the next question, Escrivá fell silent for an even longer time.

The head coach of the Chinese team still possessed that same conservative personality, but regarding today's matter, he pondered for quite a while.

"I believe it won't be less than our result in the last World Cup; at least only then would I, as a coach, be considered qualified."

……

"You're putting too much pressure on yourself."

While the national football players gathered in the locker room continuing their celebration, Tang Ye stood outside the room speaking with Escrivá: "You shouldn't put pressure on yourself during interviews; you're the one who told me that."

"I told you? When?"

"I can't recall the specifics; my memory isn't very good, probably... around the time of VCF (Yellow Submarine)?"

"No, impossible!"

Escrivá insisted Tang Ye was talking nonsense: "Tom, I won't believe the memory of someone with ADHD."

"Haha! Fuck, but I'm young; I'm thirty years younger than you, so isn't it right that my memory is better than yours?"

Shrugging his hands: "Hey, believe me, you absolutely said those words; you just forgot them."

"Fine, let's say you're right."

Escrivá shook his head: "Then let me add one more thing: sometimes, it is acceptable to put pressure on yourself during interviews."