Chapter 321
"Try this beef noodle soup!"
With that, the black-robed figure began to enthusiastically prepare beef noodles for Ye Lin.
He first boiled some water, blanched the noodles, then took a bag of frozen beef slices from the refrigerator—which had been sitting there since who knows when—and returned holding an electric iron.
"What are you doing?" Ye Lin had a bad premonition in his heart.
"Making beef noodles!"
The black-robed figure pulled out some green onions, ginger, and garlic, chewed them up in his mouth, spat them onto the sofa, and pressed them with the electric iron. The aroma spread, and wisps of white smoke rose from the sofa.
Ye Lin's face was full of horror.
After sautéing the green onions, ginger, and garlic, the black-robed figure added the aged meat and stir-fried it with the electric iron.
As the electric iron heated up, the beef slices began to ooze juices, and the originally black sofa turned a bit whiter, clearly seasoning the beef.
Immediately after, the black-robed figure added light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, oyster sauce, and various other seasonings; the savory aroma hit instantly.
Then, he brought over the blanched noodles and used his bare hands to scoop the beef off the sofa and place it onto the noodles.
Ye Lin was so stunned by his actions that he couldn't speak, but at that moment, the black-robed figure took out an iron spoon and, under Ye Lin's horrified gaze, scooped up all the beef broth that had soaked into the sofa and poured it over the beef noodles.
"Here! The beef noodles are ready!"
The black-robed figure enthusiastically placed a bowl of beef noodles, which were complete in color, aroma, and taste, in front of Ye Lin.
"Ugh!"
"This noodle of yours... ugh... yue!"
Ye Lin couldn't stop dry-heaving. He had thought the barbecue Xie Xiaoxiao made was already terrifying enough, but he hadn't expected that there would always be someone even more extreme!
Ye Lin wouldn't dare taste this bowl of beef noodles made by the black-robed figure, even with his Undying Body.
He finally understood why mushrooms grew on the black-robed figure's sofa. With this guy's methods, Ye Lin wouldn't be surprised if an alien grew out of it, let alone mushrooms.
What kind of sane person cooks on a sofa and scoops up soup from it?
"Eat! Why aren't you eating? Do you not trust my cooking? It's very fragrant!"
The black-robed figure looked at Ye Lin with anticipation. The next second, a sharp black spear was pressed against the black-robed figure's throat. Ye Lin's killing intent was fully exposed, and his fists were clenched tight.
"Speak! Who the hell are you? If you don't tell me, I'll kill you right now!"
"No, if you don't want to eat, just don't eat. Why are you resorting to violence? Calm down, brother! My name is Lin Qi! Put that thing down first!" Lin Qi was startled by Ye Lin's sudden outburst.
"Lin Qi? Are you from the Lin family?" Ye Lin's brows were locked tight.
"I used to be, but not anymore."
Lin Qi shook his head, then looked at Ye Lin mysteriously and asked in a deep voice.
"Do you believe that there are gods in this world?"
"I believe you're sick!"
"I'm not joking with you. Do you believe there are gods in this world?"
Lin Qi's expression became very strange—pious, manic, excited, fearful—several completely different emotions were reflected on his face one by one.
"Aren't you curious?"
"Where did those monsters come from? Where did those Demon Clans come from? And how did Class-Changers appear?"
"Clearly, the highest achievement a human life-system profession can reach is God-Smith! Yet, things like the Origin Ancient Artifacts exist, which humans could never create! What level of existence is the Gate of Apocalypse?"
"Humans have been studying these questions, but they have never made any progress or breakthroughs!"
"But things cannot appear out of thin air, nor can they disappear out of thin air! It must be some existence we cannot understand that created the Gate of Apocalypse and created the seven Origin Ancient Artifacts!"
"This existence that we cannot understand, we honorably call it... God!"
Ye Lin narrowed his eyes slightly; he keenly captured a key point.
"You?"
"Yes, us!" Lin Qi's face revealed fanaticism. "We are the apostles of God. The world calls us... God's Envoys!"
"So, have you seen God?" Ye Lin asked. He had never heard of the existence of any God's Envoys.
"I have!"
Lin Qi placed his hand on Ye Lin's shoulder. In an instant, an extremely shocking scene appeared before Ye Lin's eyes!
In the boundless starry sky, endless darkness and dead silence were woven into a scroll.
Ye Lin's vision seemed to be snatched away by an invisible giant hand, crossing the constraints of time and space, arriving at an indescribable place.
A deep blue planet slowly rotated, like a blue gemstone, emitting a gentle light.
And beside the blue planet, a huge figure like a star floated quietly. His body emitted an ancient and mysterious aura. His form was blurry, yet he possessed an unspeakable divine might that made one want to kneel before him.
In a pair of eyes, light and dark alternated, and order was intertwined, quietly gazing at the blue planet in front.
Ye Lin was incomparably shocked. Anyone who saw this scene would clearly be unable to keep their heart calm!
Was that huge existence floating in the starry sky the God Lin Qi spoke of?
It was a pity that he couldn't enter the inner world of the Eternal Imperial Seal right now; otherwise, he could have asked the artifact spirit of the Eternal Balance about the background of this so-called God.
"Ye Lin! Join God! Become an apostle of God! Only God can guide us!"
"Our God Organization has been observing you for a long time. You are qualified to become a God's Envoy!"
Lin Qi looked at Ye Lin with fanaticism.
"Not interested." Ye Lin shook his head.
Lin Qi was stunned for a moment. He hadn't expected that anyone could refuse him after witnessing the existence of God.
"Are you sure?" Lin Qi couldn't help but ask again.
"Why? Are there any benefits to joining God?" Ye Lin asked back.
Hearing this, Lin Qi suddenly smiled.
"That's true. You don't have a clear understanding of the strength of the God Organization yet. Since that's the case, I'll let you see the power of God!"
Lin Qi raised his hand and swiped. Ye Lin's vision blurred instantly. The next second, Ye Lin's figure disappeared from the spot out of thin air.
"Ye Lin, when you come out of the world created by God, you should piously become a God's Envoy..." Lin Qi muttered to himself.
"You underestimate this kid too much." Another voice sounded beside Lin Qi. "Based on my understanding of him, he will only be glad that a fool is sending him an opportunity, and then happily accept it."
"Impossible!" Lin Qi shook his head. "No one can remain rational under the majesty of God!"
That voice sounded again.
"Lin Qi, he is not an ordinary person. Eternal and non-eternal lives are different. A non-eternal brain can never imagine what it feels like to be eternal, just like a virgin having a wet dream will always wake up at the critical moment."
"The meaning of life is determined by the length of time. For a mayfly that lives in the morning and dies in the evening, a puddle is the vast ocean, and the night is dead silence. One day, he will realize that for him, who possesses an Undying Body, the entropy increase and heat death of the universe have no meaning at all. Everything is just passing smoke."
"Speaking of which, we should thank Student Zhuge Qianxing. Student Zhuge Qianxing preserved the last bit of humanity in this kid. Otherwise, this kid should have become a thorough, pure-blooded beast."
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