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Chapter 384: Cheer for Me, Applaud for Me

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The sound of the wind whistled past his ears as Ye Lin's body fell rapidly.

He did not know how much time had passed before he regained the feeling of his feet touching solid ground; appearing before him was a long corridor.

The surroundings were permeated with a stifling, sinister aura, and the stone walls on both sides were carved with unsettling, ferocious patterns that seemed to contain endless resentment.

As Ye Lin ventured deeper, the entire passage was deathly silent, with only the echoes of his own footsteps.

At the end of the corridor was a seemingly heavy stone door; the door was already ajar, and Ye Lin walked inside.

Inside the stone door, the light was dim, and one could vaguely see dried, dark red bloodstains on the ground; the air was thick with a pungent, putrid stench.

The bones of either humans or animals were scattered across the floor, some already completely weathered.

And when Ye Lin looked up, his heart suddenly skipped a beat.

On the surrounding walls were rows of spirit tablets; most of them were empty, while the remaining few held illusory figures—these were unformed evil spirits.

As for the other empty spirit tablets, they clearly belonged to the evil spirits that had just rushed out.

This Sacrificial God Prison was clearly an assembly line for manufacturing evil spirits!

Looking at the thousands of unformed evil spirits before him, Ye Lin grinned.

"Who would have thought? An unexpected bonus."

He slammed the Human Emperor Flag onto the ground, and the dark golden banner fluttered; countless refined soul bodies roared out, charging toward the unformed evil spirits.

How could those unformed evil spirits possibly resist the Human Emperor Flag? They were dragged and pulled directly into the flag.

When Ye Lin had absorbed all the unformed evil spirits present into the Human Emperor Flag, the dark golden patterns on the flag became noticeably brighter.

From this moment on, the number of soul bodies within the Human Emperor Flag officially exceeded ten thousand, finally living up to the name of the Ten Thousand Soul Banner!

With all the evil spirits collected, the Sacrificial God Prison suddenly became empty.

"Forbidden Spell: One Qi Transforms into Three Purities!"

Ye Lin left three clones in place.

This Sacrificial God Prison was clearly visited for worship and tribute every so often, and the three clones he left behind were three time bombs.

When the Sacrificial God Prison opened next time, he would treat all the people of the Sang Kingdom to a beautiful fireworks show.

After finishing all this, Ye Lin walked to the center, spat a glob of phlegm, pulled out his "tool," and began to urinate.

Halfway through, Ye Lin suddenly felt the ground beneath his feet tremble; at the same time, a square altar slowly rose from beneath him, and lying on the altar was a petite, stunningly beautiful young girl.

Her long black hair was coiled up, and beneath her delicate, exquisite nose was a cherry-like mouth.

Most dazzling of all was the girl's fair, snow-white skin, as delicate and smooth as the petals of a flower just beginning to bloom.

*Splash, splash, splash.

The yellow urine poured directly onto the girl's face.

"Holy crap! How is there someone here scamming a free meal and drink?"

Ye Lin was startled by the girl's appearance and hurriedly backed away, but backing away was a mistake; this retreat caused him to evenly drench the girl's entire body.

At this moment, the sleeping girl was also awakened by Ye Lin's stream.

A strange odor assaulted her nose; the girl opened her eyes subconsciously and saw the Sword of Damocles hanging over her head.

The girl was horrified.

"How did you break in!"

"Huh? Me?"

Ye Lin's brain stalled for a moment, and he blurted out subconsciously.

"I came here to 'water' a friendship with you."

"Make friends?"

The girl smacked her lips, suddenly realizing what was on her body!

"You are courting death!"

The aura erupting from the girl's body sent Ye Lin flying; he slammed heavily into the stone wall, creating a giant crater in the shape of the character 'huge'.

"Blazing Sun Realm?"

Ye Lin was shocked; he was just taking a leak, how could he possibly pee out someone from the Blazing Sun Realm?

And since this girl could sleep inside the Sacrificial God Prison, her status must be high!

"Explode!"

Ye Lin had no time to think; he directly commanded his three clones to self-destruct and fled toward the exit.

But just as the bodies of the three clones began to swell, the girl raised her hand and pressed down; the energy of the self-destruction was suppressed, and the three clones were instantly obliterated, not even creating a ripple.

The girl shot a kunai from her hand, and the powerful force exploded a large hole directly in Ye Lin's heart.

Such an injury would have killed an ordinary person, but even with a large hole in his body, Ye Lin's speed did not diminish in the slightest; instead, he ran even faster.

"Hmm?"

The girl stood frozen, forgetting even to dwell on the fact that Ye Lin had covered her in urine.

"You possess the Eternal Balance?"

A burning intensity appeared in the girl's eyes.

"You won't leave today!"

An even more formidable aura surged from her body, intending to stop Ye Lin in one fell swoop, but Ye Lin swung the Human Emperor Flag back at her!

In an instant, over ten thousand soul bodies swarmed out, filling the entire passage and sweeping toward the girl.

Even with the girl's strength, it took her several seconds to slaughter those soul bodies, and those few seconds were enough for Ye Lin to rush out!

Back in the Heaven-Refining Secret Realm, Ye Lin no longer had any reservations and even turned back to mock her.

"Go to hell! You little brat, enjoy the taste of your grandpa's piss!"

"Forbidden Spell: World-Extinguishing Wild Thunder!"

Golden thunder descended from the sky, sweeping across the world and splitting the blood-colored altar into pieces.

As the blood-colored altar collapsed, the pitch-black crack began to slowly recover and close.

The girl was not yet resigned; she reached a fair, jade-like hand out from the crack, trying to grab Ye Lin, but as the crack healed, that jade hand was caught halfway.

The girl could only helplessly withdraw her hand, staring fixedly at Ye Lin with a face full of fury.

As the crack closed completely, the passage between the Sang Kingdom's Sacrificial God Prison and the Heaven-Refining Secret Realm was thoroughly severed.

Only then did Ye Lin feel relieved; no matter how strong this woman was, she couldn't possibly come to the capital to hunt him down, right? Did she think the experts of Great Xia were pushovers?

At this time, the people from the Five Great Families, who had been in a great battle with Tsujizumi, also saw Ye Lin.

Their reactions were very pure; the men were silent, some even lighting a cigarette, their eyes filled with desolation.

The women were a bit shy and turned their heads away, yet they couldn't help but sneak a peek again.

Ye Lin was a bit confused by everyone's reaction, so he spoke up to adjust the atmosphere.

"Everyone, I have successfully destroyed the blood-colored altar; please cheer for me, and give me some... applause!"

No one paid him any mind; the scene remained as it was.

In the end, Zhuge Yi couldn't stand it anymore and spoke up to remind him.

"Put the cheering and applause aside for a moment; can you please pull up your pants first?"

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