[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-forbidden-spellcasters-have-short-lives-i-have-a":3,"chapter-forbidden-spellcasters-have-short-lives-i-have-a-forbidden-spellcasters-have-short-lives-i-have-a-chapter-757":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Forbidden Spellcasters Have Short Lives? I Have an Immortal Body",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2351041,4595,"Chapter 757: Fooling Gu Lin","forbidden-spellcasters-have-short-lives-i-have-a-chapter-757",757,"\u003Cp>Ye Lin was numb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hadn't noticed at all when Gu Lin had arrived behind him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Despite this fellow's massive size, there hadn't been a single sound when he walked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More importantly, what kind of ridiculous question was that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is that even something a person could think of?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although the Hall Master of Joyful Indulgence was indeed charming and alluring, who would want to drink her foot-washing water?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wait!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Lin suddenly realized something else.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wait, you and the Hall Master of Joyful Indulgence are mother and son?\" Ye Lin asked with a confused expression; he clearly remembered Gu Lin being a disciple of the Hall Master of Joyful Indulgence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No, I am Mother's little puppy.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Lin spoke in a muffled voice, a hint of a blush appearing on his angular, resolute face, before that shyness immediately turned into ferocity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He gripped Ye Lin’s throat and lifted him up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Speak! What is your purpose in sneaking in here!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Lin felt as if his throat bone was about to be crushed; Gu Lin’s strength was clearly even more terrifying than the four great villains like the Venerable Profound Skeleton.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was very likely an existence above the Soaring Realm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To deal with him, one could basically only use the Human Emperor Flag.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But using the Human Emperor Flag within the Joyful Union Sect was clearly not a wise move.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Lin’s brain turned rapidly; in the current situation, he could only use wit, not force.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What Gu Lin cared about most was clearly the Hall Master of Joyful Indulgence, but right now, the Hall Master of Joyful Indulgence was not here, yet Gu Lin was guarding this place alone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, what was the Hall Master of Joyful Indulgence doing at this time? It was so hard to guess!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Lin immediately asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Gu Lin, do you want to be your mother's only little puppy?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Lin’s tall and mighty body shuddered violently, his pupils shrinking to pinpricks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without a doubt, Ye Lin’s words had successfully struck his heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The image of Mother’s deep eyes, which he both feared and loved, appeared in his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mother’s praise was the commendation he craved most in his life, the honor he desired above all else.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That mother, that mother he thought of day and night, how could she share her affection with others?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You... have a way?\" Gu Lin couldn't help but ask.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course, put me down first.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Lin nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Lin obeyed very obediently and let go; he wasn't worried about Ye Lin causing any trouble in front of him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A mid-stage Primordial Realm cultivator was not qualified to be an enemy of him, Gu Lin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After landing, Ye Lin straightened his clothes and asked Gu Lin directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come, tell me, how did you and your mother first meet?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A look of infatuation appeared in Gu Lin’s eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That was when I had just entered the Joyful Union Sect. I saw her at a glance; her smile could topple cities, she was breathtakingly beautiful...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stop!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Lin frowned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How can you define her so carelessly? No wonder she doesn't love only you; change your wording!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Lin was stunned, then reorganized his language and said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That was when I had just entered the Joyful Union Sect. I saw that woman at a glance; her smile could topple cities, she was breathtakingly beautiful...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stop!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Lin frowned again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How can you describe her from such a foul, male-gaze perspective? No wonder she doesn't love only you; change your wording!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Lin was speechless; he scratched his head, pondered for a while, and then continued.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That was when I had just entered the Joyful Union Sect. The Hall Master of Joyful Indulgence appeared; her smile could topple cities, she was breathtakingly beautiful...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stop!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How can you define her using vocabulary created by men?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Lin called stop again. This time, Gu Lin could no longer hold back; he grabbed Ye Lin by the collar, his eyes red, and lifted him up to question him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This won't do, that won't do, are you playing with me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Lin was not panicked at all and asked back directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is she your goddess?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Gu Lin nod, Ye Lin continued to press.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then I ask you, can a god be defined?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Lin was stunned by this question. After a long while, he shook his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sigh.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Lin sighed faintly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I finally understand why she doesn't love only you. You don't even know how to use words like 'a creamy little cake where cuteness, wisdom, and beauty coexist' to describe her; how could she love you?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A look of struggle appeared in the depths of Gu Lin’s eyes, and finally, he slowly put Ye Lin down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Teach me, I want to learn.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Lin was not good with words, but every time the Hall Master of Joyful Indulgence chose to favor others, Gu Lin’s heart felt like it was in agony.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then the first thing you must do is pick up your dignity again.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Lin admonished Gu Lin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You must know, if you want her to be unable to leave you, and from now on have only you, you cannot be her little puppy; instead, you should find a way to make her your little puppy!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Lin’s words brought a great shock to Gu Lin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Me? Can I really do it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing the high and mighty Hall Master of Joyful Indulgence, who was like a god, Gu Lin truly couldn't muster any thoughts of resistance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course you can. Did you grow that big for nothing? I know you don't have the courage, so I have already prepared something for you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Lin took out a jade bottle, inside of which lay a black pill.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As long as you eat this before the next time you are intimate with her, you will be able to break through your first psychological defense line. Conquer the fear in your heart first, and then I will tell you what to do next.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This thing was also a waste pill Ye Lin had gotten from Dan Yangzi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its effect was similar to the Joyful Void Dual Cultivation; after eating it, one would completely lose all reason and become a beast that only acted on instinct, and the medicinal effect was very strong, lasting for several days.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Lin’s Adam’s apple bobbed up and down, and he reached out to take the pill, but at this moment, Ye Lin pulled his hand back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't be in such a hurry. I helped you, shouldn't you help me too? Tell me, how do you open the door to the Thousand Red Cave?\" Ye Lin asked straight to the point.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You aren't even a disciple of the Hall of Joyful Indulgence, what do you want to go to the Thousand Red Cave for?\" Gu Lin frowned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't worry about that. Just tell me how to open it, and I'll give you the pill,\" Ye Lin tempted him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Lin narrowed his eyes. At this moment, fire suddenly ignited in Ye Lin’s hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You can also try to grab it directly and see if I burn it faster or you grab it faster.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Lin took a deep breath and said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Opening the exit to the Thousand Red Cave is fine, but if you want to go in, you must stay by my side and not leave my sight for the entire time.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No problem! I swear a Dao oath!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ye Lin agreed immediately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Lin walked toward the hot spring pool and clicked something somewhere; all the pool water slowly receded, revealing the bottom of the pool.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Click.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dense restriction array patterns lit up, emitting terrifying fluctuations that were shocking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anyone who trespassed in this place was almost certainly doomed to die.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gu Lin bit his index finger and lightly tapped the core of the restriction array patterns.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bottom of the pool split open silently, revealing a slippery stone staircase, and a fishy, sweet smell rushed toward them.\u003C\u002Fp>",1340,"2026-06-21T02:52:50.290Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","ed2e5f4bcb5cf3d647fb9b8b865e3c4bb4fe5285d0e590c5e3880584945b8b1a","forbidden-spellcasters-have-short-lives-i-have-a-chapter-758","forbidden-spellcasters-have-short-lives-i-have-a-chapter-756",847,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fforbidden-spellcasters-have-short-lives-i-have-a-cover.jpg"]