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Chapter 775

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Fanxin: "...... Amitabha"

Ye Lin's little mouth kept on going like a machine gun.

Facing Ye Lin's questions, putting her hands together and constantly chanting Amitabha was the only way Fanxin could think of to deal with it.

After all, Fanxin truly couldn't answer a single one of the questions Ye Lin asked.

The questions Ye Lin asked seemed to have no logical problems on the surface, but once you thought about them carefully, they gave people a strange feeling of intellectual disability.

"Master Fanxin, why don't you answer my questions? Didn't you say that except for matters related to the name Fan Xiu, you would tell me everything?" Ye Lin blinked his eyes innocently.

Fanxin remained silent, as if she had something on her mind, and walked forward with her head down.

But Ye Lin obviously did not want to let her go.

"Master Fanxin, why don't you speak? Are you naturally not fond of speaking? Then let me ask a simpler question; have you ever pooped out a green anaconda?"

Ye Lin rubbed his hands expectantly, deciding to use his ultimate move directly.

"What is a green anaconda?" Fanxin fell for it, a look of confusion appearing on her face.

"Good question!"

Ye Lin slapped his thigh fiercely, and a burning sensation instantly appeared on Fanxin's thigh.

Before she could get angry, Ye Lin immediately opened his mouth to say.

"Before I practiced fasting, I once ate ten catties of pistachios, and as a result, I became constipated; for ten full days, I didn't poop out a 'babo'."

"At that time, my stomach was about to explode, and I could even feel that hard 'babo' wriggling in my intestines through my belly; when I sucked in my stomach, the hard edges of the 'babo' almost scratched my intestinal tract."

"I endured for ten days before I finally had the urge to poop! I rushed to the latrine at the fastest speed; I could feel my intestinal tract transporting a monster!"

"Because of the long constipation, my intestinal tract was very dry, and the green anaconda that had already poked its head out was stuck tightly and unwilling to come out!"

"Seeing this, I didn't hesitate anymore and roared!"

"Left buttock, right buttock, start pulling!"

"Use all your strength; even if the anus collapses on the spot, I don't care!"

"I tried my best, almost collapsed, and the whole person sat down; finally, at this moment, a loud *boom*! The green anaconda rushed out with the speed of lightning, just like it had found its favorite prey!"

"At that moment, I suddenly had a feeling of relief."

"This green anaconda in my stomach was at least five meters long!"

"Do you know? It wasn't until I turned back after solving it that I discovered what kind of monster I had created!"

"The green anaconda with a huge body was like the strongest king in the primitive rainforest, coiled on the ground, emitting an incomparably powerful aura; anyone who saw it would be terrified..."

Ye Lin described it vividly, and when he reached the point of excitement, he even licked his lips.

"Stop! Don't say any more!"

Fanxin covered her mouth, her face pale, only feeling a churning in her stomach.

She now finally understood what the green anaconda Ye Lin was talking about was!

"I haven't finished yet, Master Fanxin; besides the green anaconda, I also have stories about the Black Jin Gang, the Golden Python, the Sky-Piercing Monkey, the Nine-Turn Strawberry Tower..." Ye Lin expounded like he was reciting a menu.

"Shut up!"

Fanxin's psychological defense line completely collapsed; this young nun with exquisite Buddhist Dharma actually had a look of ferocity on her face at this moment.

"Great Wheel Bright King Palm!"

Fanxin slammed a palm out; the Bodhisattva frowned, the Jin Gang glared, and even the Buddhist light that bloomed had a touch of anger.

The golden giant palm carried terrifying power sufficient to flatten everything in the world and suppressed toward Ye Lin.

Fanxin had not even used such a powerful move when dealing with Gu Tianshou just now, which shows how much psychological damage Ye Lin caused this young nun.

A strange meaning flashed in Ye Lin's eyes.

The next second, he took out a Divine Movement Instant Body Talisman, stuck it directly on his body, activated the Dance of Instantaneous Movement, and directly fanned to one side.

The golden Buddha palm swept toward the people behind Ye Lin, and there, there were several cultivators who were working hard to find treasures.

They were originally searching for treasures and opportunities well, but suddenly felt a fatal danger.

Looking back, the sky was collapsing!

Once that golden Buddha palm fell, they had no way to survive at all!

Fanxin's delicate face also turned incomparably pale in an instant, and the original anger disappeared without a trace; she realized that she was very likely to cause trouble!

Fanxin tried her best to retract her power, but how could a great divine ability like the Great Wheel Bright King Palm be so easy to retract once it was hit?

Watching several innocent lives about to die miserably at her hands, a look of despair appeared on Fanxin's face.

Those few innocent cultivators were even more desperate; they had even taken out their Peace Knots, planning to escape for their lives.

Just at this moment, a figure descended like a divine soldier and landed between Fanxin and the several treasure-hunting cultivators.

"Forbidden Spell: Wall of Sighs!"

A black wall rose into the air, blocking in front of the golden Buddha palm.

*Boom! *

The Buddha's angry palm directly smashed the Wall of Sighs into pieces; Ye Lin held the Inner Demon Ten Thousand Soul Banner and released the Wall of Sighs again, only then successfully blocking this palm!

After truly fighting, Ye Lin finally realized how heaven-defying the strength of this young nun who looked ordinary was.

You must know that this palm was Fanxin retracting her power.

If Fanxin had attacked with all her strength, the Wall of Sighs blessed by the Inner Demon Ten Thousand Soul Banner might not have been able to block it.

The few cultivators who survived the disaster still had looks of lingering fear on their faces; having reacted, they started to thank Ye Lin.

"Thank you, fellow Daoist; if it weren't for you, we would have been in danger!"

"It seems, fellow Daoist Ye, you have truly left the demonic den of the Joyous Union Sect and are wholeheartedly toward the Buddha."

"I won't say much more; if there is anything you need me for in the future, I will definitely not refuse!"

Several people were very clear that if Ye Lin hadn't made a move in that situation just now, their outcome would likely have been crushing their Peace Knots and being eliminated.

Facing the thanks of several people, Ye Lin smiled shyly.

"Amitabha, why are you being polite to me, your mother?"

These straightforward words directly stunned the several cultivators.

And Fanxin's face was full of shame; she rushed to the front of the several cultivators and apologized repeatedly.

"Several benefactors, I am truly sorry; it was Fanxin who did not control the emotions in her heart well and attacked indiscriminately, leading to almost accidentally hurting you. Sorry, I am truly sorry!"

Treating Fanxin, the attitude of these few people was much worse.

After all, just now they were almost slapped out of the Demon-Sealing Realm by Fanxin.

"We wouldn't dare to find trouble with Master Fanxin; if Master Fanxin truly feels sorry for us, just stay away from us in the future."

After the few people finished speaking, they left immediately; they were clear about Fanxin's strength and naturally did not dare to provoke her, so they could only suffer in silence.

Fanxin felt very uncomfortable; she pursed her lips tightly, having words she couldn't say.

After all, it was indeed her who did not control her emotions well and attacked indiscriminately, almost accidentally hurting others.

At this time, Ye Lin poked his head out.

"Master Fanxin, you only apologize to them; don't you want to thank me, this noble person?"

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