Chapter 799: Bizarre and Twisted

Ye Lin’s reaction caught Granny Mad Dragon off guard.

She was clearly using the most brutal soul-searching technique, so why did this brat look completely unaffected?

"Hmph, this old woman wants to see just how much you can endure!"

A flash of malice crossed Granny Mad Dragon’s eyes as a wisp of her divine sense suddenly expanded, like a giant hand prying open Ye Lin’s crown and grabbing his brain to stir it.

An ordinary person would have been in agony long ago facing such pain.

Yet Ye Lin remained as if nothing had happened, even putting on a look of disdain and using his hand to gesture something similar to an "OK" sign.

"Is that it?"

"You’re courting death!"

Granny Mad Dragon roared, holding nothing back anymore as her formidable divine sense poured into Ye Lin’s mind like a burst reservoir.

If an ordinary Cave Profound Realm cultivator were hit with this, their entire head would likely explode instantly.

But Ye Lin only let out a muffled groan, blood flowing from his seven orifices simultaneously—this was the might of the Thousand Tribulations Sacred Body!

The previously volatile Granny Mad Dragon quieted down; the two stood facing each other in silence, neither knowing what exactly had happened.

At this moment, Granny Mad Dragon had successfully probed into Ye Lin’s memories.

From her perspective, she had become Ye Lin, walking across a black expanse of land.

Granny Mad Dragon recognized it at a glance: this was the Demon Sealing Realm.

By the side of the road, a cute little girl was curled up, hugging her legs and crying incessantly.

There was no fluctuation of energy on the little girl; she looked entirely like a mortal.

Granny Mad Dragon was somewhat puzzled, then watched as Ye Lin walked up and asked with concern.

"Little girl, why are you crying?"

"Wuwuwu."

The little girl didn't even lift her head, crying as she asked.

"My biological father is forcing me to call him 'Daddy,' and I really don't know what to do."

Granny Mad Dragon felt her brain struggling to process this.

Biological father, forcing me to call him 'Daddy'?

She recognized every one of these characters, yet when combined, she couldn't understand the meaning.

Just then, the little girl lifted her head, and it gave Granny Mad Dragon, a great expert of cultivation, a fright!

Because this girl had no face!

Beneath those black strands of hair was a red sweet potato!

But it didn't end there; Granny Mad Dragon looked around and discovered in horror that the surroundings were filled with red sweet-potato people!

"158, 160, does that count as slightly chubby?"

"Damn it! I’m telling you, just because you gave birth to me doesn't mean you're my dad!"

"My dad’s funeral and a comic convention are on the same day; I don't know which one to go to, I'm so conflicted!"

"My child passed away unexpectedly; how much money is appropriate to burn for him every month? I'm afraid he'll spend it recklessly down there if I burn too much."

"I reported my husband for forcing himself on me, and the magistrate sentenced him to five years. Now that he’s been locked up for three, I’m out of money. Is there any way to release him early so he can earn money to support me?"

A group of sweet potatoes surrounded Granny Mad Dragon, muttering a pile of questions no one could understand, occasionally interspersed with battle cries and "Family, who understands this?"

Granny Mad Dragon felt her sanity plummeting; just hearing these words made her feel unwell.

She screamed, wanting to slap them all to death with one palm, but she was currently in Ye Lin’s memory and couldn't exert any power at all.

Just as Granny Mad Dragon was on the verge of a breakdown, a majestic and overbearing voice rang out.

"How dare you, evil race from outside the territory, make such a racket here! Do you think my Bamboo Shoot Dam Continent has no Great Emperors?"

A man with a round face, a buzz cut, black-rimmed glasses, and a suit descended from the sky, blocking Granny Mad Dragon’s path.

The terrifying aura radiating from him alone forced those monsters with sweet-potato heads to retreat repeatedly.

Granny Mad Dragon watched with a look of shock.

What kind of strength was this? And what was the Bamboo Shoot Dam Continent? Could it be that besides the Longevity Continent, there were other continents?

After being forced back by the round-faced man, the sweet-potato monsters weren't afraid; instead, they let out battle cries and charged again.

"Hmph, futile resistance!"

The round-faced man gave a cold shout, and three ancient golden coffins appeared behind him. The moment those three golden coffins emerged, a vision of Heaven Weeping appeared, and blood rain began to fall from the nine heavens!

It was as if the appearance of these three ancient coffins could crush the heavens!

"Three Coffins Rectify!"

The round-faced man unleashed a supreme divine technique; the three golden coffins swept forth, and wherever they passed, even the laws of the Great Dao were obliterated.

Granny Mad Dragon watched in horror; such methods were likely approaching the legendary Supreme Great Emperor. Who exactly was this round-faced man?

The sweet-potato monsters couldn't resist the three golden coffins at all; they were suppressed and annihilated one after another, turning into dust.

Just as Granny Mad Dragon thought the crisis was resolved, the entire earth suddenly began to tremble!

Thump!

Thump!

Thump!

A small mountain moved horizontally from the distance. After it drew closer, Granny Mad Dragon realized it wasn't a small mountain at all, but... a mass of people?

Strictly speaking, it could no longer be considered human, but a massive lump of unknown life composed of fat, weighing at least several tons.

The folds on its body were crooked, and looking through the gaps, three characters could be vaguely seen.

"What's up with that?"

The moment this mountain of flesh appeared, the round-faced man’s expression turned grave.

"It’s you, Ji Mei! You’ve finally appeared! That’s fine; today, let me wipe you all out in one go!"

"Hehehe, just you? I’ve already found a way to deal with you!"

The mountain of flesh laughed wildly, its fat colliding continuously and forming waves.

"Deal with me? You're joking; I already have an indestructible body!"

The round-faced man sneered, not taking the threat of the flesh mountain seriously at all.

"Oh? Indestructible? Have you forgotten? I am an ancient god that cannot be defined!"

The flesh mountain began to glow; an illusory figure condensed behind it and opened a pair of deep eyes!

The round-faced man retreated in terror, his face deathly pale, muttering to himself.

"My life ends here..."

He knew clearly that he was doomed.

Because that illusory figure was his father!

His father’s eyes, weathered by time, were the thing he feared most in this life.

Only in the moment of lying on a hospital bed were they father and son.

In daily life, they were enemies, rivals in love, brothers, friends, roommates, and even sovereign and subject!

Father and son are like sovereign and subject; if the sovereign commands the subject to die, the subject must die!

The round-faced man sighed and passed away on the spot, becoming a corpse.

Granny Mad Dragon was dumbfounded.

What was going on here? Such a terrifying existence with combat power comparable to a Great Emperor had actually died because of an illusory projection?

"Hahahaha! Now that you're dead, no one in the world can stop me!"

The mountain of flesh laughed wantonly.

But at this moment, chains of order erupted from the round-faced man’s body; symbols of the Six Paths of Reincarnation emerged, and the laws of the Great Dao lit up.

Those chains of order pierced through the mountain of flesh, forming an immortal, eternal cage, dragging the mountain of flesh toward the round-faced man.

A terrifying killing intent erupted from the man who had already passed away, enough to make gods and demons tremble!

"You would actually sacrifice your life just to drag me down with you?" The mountain of flesh let out a terrified shriek.

It used every means to escape, but it couldn't break free from the chains of order.

It drew closer and closer to the round-faced man’s corpse, until they were pressed tightly together.

Various visions suddenly appeared between heaven and earth; divine radiance permeated, immortal energy swirled, and golden lotuses of the Great Dao bloomed one after another.

Countless laws of heaven and earth condensed together, forming four blood-red characters!

"Give me half a slice!"