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Chapter 799

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Ye Lin's reaction made Granny Elder Kuanglong freeze for a moment.

She was clearly using the most brutal soul-searching method, so why did this kid look like nothing was wrong?

"Hmph, this old woman wants to see just how much you can endure!"

A flash of ferocity flickered in Granny Elder Kuanglong's eyes; the original wisp of divine sense suddenly magnified, like a giant hand prying open Ye Lin's skull and grabbing his brain to stir it.

An ordinary person facing this kind of pain would likely have been in agony long ago.

But Ye Lin remained as if nothing had happened, even putting on a look of disdain and using his hand to make a gesture similar to 'OK'.

"Is that it?"

"You are courting death!"

Granny Elder Kuanglong roared, holding nothing back anymore, and her powerful divine sense poured into Ye Lin's mind like a breached reservoir.

If an ordinary Void-Piercing Realm cultivator were hit with this, their entire head would likely explode directly.

But Ye Lin only let out a muffled groan, with blood flowing from his seven orifices simultaneously; this was the toughness of the Thousand Tribulations Saint Body!

The originally irritable Granny Elder Kuanglong also quieted down at this moment; the two stood facing each other, silent, and no one knew what had happened.

At this time, Granny Elder Kuanglong had already successfully probed Ye Lin's memories.

From her perspective, she had become Ye Lin, walking on a black earth.

Granny Elder Kuanglong recognized at a glance that this was the Demon-Sealing Realm.

By the side of the road, a cute little girl was hugging her legs, curled into a ball, crying continuously.

There was no fluctuation on that little girl; she looked completely like a mortal.

Granny Elder Kuanglong was somewhat puzzled, only to see Ye Lin walk up and ask with concern.

"Little girl, what are you crying about?"

"Wuwuwu."

The little girl didn't even lift her head, crying as she asked.

"My biological father is forcing me to call him 'Daddy', I really don't know what to do."

Granny Elder Kuanglong felt her brain couldn't quite process this.

Biological father, forcing me to call him 'Daddy'?

She clearly recognized all these characters, but when combined, she couldn't understand them.

Just then, the little girl lifted her head, giving Granny Elder Kuanglong, a great cultivator, a fright!

Because this girl had no face!

Beneath those black strands of hair was a red sweet potato!

But it didn't end there; Granny Elder Kuanglong looked around and discovered in horror that the surroundings were actually filled with red sweet potato people!

"158, 160, does that count as slightly chubby?"

"Damn it! I'm telling you, just because you gave birth to me doesn't mean you're my dad!"

"My dad's funeral and a comic convention are on the same day, I don't know which one to go to, I'm so conflicted!"

"My child passed away accidentally, how much money is appropriate to burn for him every month? I'm afraid if I burn too much, he'll spend it recklessly down there."

"I reported my husband for forcing me, the county magistrate sentenced him to five years, now he's been locked up for three years and I have no money to spend, is there any way to release him early so he can earn money to support me?"

A group of sweet potatoes surrounded Granny Elder Kuanglong, muttering a pile of questions that no one could understand, occasionally interspersed with battle cries and 'Family, who understands this?'.

Granny Elder Kuanglong felt her sanity dropping rapidly; just hearing these words made her feel uncomfortable.

She screamed, wanting to slap all these people to death with one palm, but she was currently in Ye Lin's memory and couldn't exert any power at all.

Just as Granny Elder Kuanglong was about to collapse, a majestic and domineering voice rang out.

"A mere evil race from outside the domain, daring to make noise here? Do you think my Bamboo Shoot Dam Continent has no Great Emperor?"

A man with a round face, a crew cut, black-rimmed glasses, and a suit and leather shoes descended from the sky, blocking Granny Elder Kuanglong's path.

Just the terrifying aura radiating from him shook those monsters with sweet potato heads into retreating repeatedly.

Granny Elder Kuanglong looked on with horror.

What kind of strength was this? And what place was the Bamboo Shoot Dam Continent? Could it be that besides the Longevity Continent, there were other continents?

Those sweet potato monsters, after being shaken back by the round-faced crew-cut man, were not afraid, but launched battle cries and charged over again.

"Hmph, putting up a desperate struggle!"

The round-faced crew-cut man gave a cold shout, and three ancient golden coffins appeared behind him. As soon as those three golden ancient coffins appeared, a heaven-crying omen occurred, and blood rain fell from the nine heavens!

It was as if the appearance of these three ancient coffins could crush the heavens!

"Three Coffins Justice!"

The round-faced crew-cut man unleashed a supreme divine ability, and the three golden ancient coffins swept forth; wherever they passed, even the laws of the Great Dao were obliterated.

Granny Elder Kuanglong looked on with horror; this kind of method was likely approaching the legendary Great Emperor. Who exactly was this round-faced crew-cut man?

Those sweet potato monsters couldn't resist these three golden ancient coffins at all, and were suppressed, annihilated, and turned into dust one after another.

Just when Granny Elder Kuanglong thought the crisis was resolved, the entire earth suddenly began to tremble!

Thump!

Thump!

Thump!

A small mountain moved horizontally from the distance; after it got closer, Granny Elder Kuanglong realized that it wasn't a small mountain at all, but... a mass of people?

Or strictly speaking, it couldn't even be considered a person anymore, but a large mass of an unknown life form composed of fat, weighing at least several tons.

The folds on its body were crooked, and looking through the gaps, three characters could be vaguely seen.

What's wrong with that?

The instant this meat mountain appeared, the round-faced crew-cut man's expression also became solemn.

"It's you, Ji Mei! You finally appeared! That's good, today, let me wipe you all out in one net!"

"Heh heh heh, just by you? I have already found a way to deal with you!"

The meat mountain laughed wildly, its fat constantly colliding and forming waves.

"Deal with me? Just kidding, I already have an indestructible diamond body!"

The round-faced crew-cut man sneered, not taking the meat mountain's threat to heart at all.

"Oh? Indestructible diamond? Have you forgotten? I am an ancient god that cannot be defined!"

The meat mountain began to glow, and an illusory figure condensed behind it, opening a pair of profound eyes!

The round-faced crew-cut man was so scared he retreated repeatedly, his face pale, muttering to himself.

"My life is over..."

He knew very well that he was dead for sure.

Because that illusory figure was his father!

His father's pair of eyes, weathered by time, were the thing he feared most in his life.

Only at the moment of lying on the hospital bed were they father and son.

On ordinary days, they were enemies, rivals in love, brothers, friends, roommates, and even more so, monarch and subject!

Father and son are like monarch and subject; if the monarch wants the subject to die, the subject must die!

The round-faced crew-cut man sighed and sat down to die on the spot, becoming a corpse.

Granny Elder Kuanglong was dumbfounded.

Where is all this coming from? Such a terrifying existence comparable to the combat power of a Great Emperor actually died because of an illusory shadow?

"Hahahaha! You are dead, so there is no one in the world who can stop me!"

The meat mountain laughed wantonly.

But just at this moment, chains of order rushed out from the round-faced crew-cut man's body, symbols of the six paths of reincarnation appeared, and the laws of the Great Dao lit up.

Those chains of order pierced through the meat mountain, forming an immortal eternal cage, dragging the meat mountain toward the direction of the round-faced crew-cut man.

A terrifying killing intent erupted from the man who had already sat down to die, enough to make gods and demons fear!

"You actually don't hesitate to die just to perish together with me?" The meat mountain let out a terrified scream.

It used all its means to try to escape, but it couldn't shake off those chains of order at all.

It got closer and closer to the round-faced crew-cut man's corpse, until they were tightly pressed together.

Various omens suddenly appeared between heaven and earth; divine brilliance permeated, immortal Qi swirled, and golden lotuses of the Great Dao bloomed one after another.

Countless laws of heaven and earth condensed together, forming four blood-red characters!

"Give me half a slice!"

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