Chapter 37

"Ok, in the American workplace, there's a saying: leave professional matters to professionals! Regarding mysterious side affairs, you call the shots!"

Olivia believed this Eastern son-in-law would truly protect her daughter, at least for these recent years, before he could obtain a permanent green card, he had to do so.

Chen Yaozu looked around, turned, and opened the big door: "Come in first, then we'll talk!"

There were no menstrual belts, none of these things exist now, but this thing called Tiankui, someone had to go find it.

If one didn't have it oneself.

And it just so happened that neither this cheap mother-in-law nor this cheap wife of his were on that day.

As for virgin boy urine, this stuff was even harder to find, and might even get one accused of molestation.

However, as long as there was money, everything could be solved.

"Are you sure this thing can really deal with ghosts and monsters?"

Olivia deeply doubted the authenticity of her cheap son-in-law's words.

"I'm sure, absolutely, completely sure!"

Chen Yaozu said it beyond dispute.

"Ok, I'll handle getting this thing!"

The East has WeChat and QQ, America naturally has the same kind of social software, and the same kind of groups.

Of course this matter couldn't be discussed in the group, but one could ask in the group who was on their period.

Perhaps inexplicably asking others for their period's Tiankui might be somewhat rash, but as long as money was given, there was no problem.

Actually virgin boy urine could also be sought, but how to put it about American virgin boys, afraid they're not pure.

Thirteen or fourteen year olds can already watch adult programs on TV behind their parents' backs.

So no one could be sure if they'd jerked off, and if they had, whether they still counted as virgin boys.

Might as well not look for it.

Having a sufficient amount of Tiankui was enough.

So very quickly they got a big bag of used sanitary pads, basically all with dark red, blackish-red stains.

This was the first time Chen Yaozu had entered the school his nominal wife attended, he'd never come before, and there was no need.

But coming now, an application still needed to be filed.

No, that's called a request.

Very strange, in schools here there's a sixty to seventy percent chance the principal is a woman.

And an older woman at that.

In the principal's office, this old lady named Victoria Wood pushed up the glasses on her nose bridge, scrutinizing the person before her.

"You're saying, in Audrey's dormitory, a devil is sealed inside that mirror?"

Chen Yaozu shook his head: "No no no, not a devil, a ghost!

The ghost the East speaks of is basically the same as what you call a ghost.

And we're here now to solve this thing! Principal Wood, please allow me to introduce myself, I'm Chen Yaozu, a Wizard from the East, and also Audrey's husband.

Now my wife has encountered this unpleasant and frightening ghost entanglement, and moreover a certain coordinate has been seeded on her.

So, this ghost must be solved.

And my profession is dealing with these things, therefore please allow us to stage a play in her dormitory."

To speak the truth.

If it were an Eastern school, absolutely no principal would agree to do this kind of thing, it's truly too absurd.

This is a scientific world.

Materialism is the truth.

But this is America, America believes in countless religious sects.

No one dares say they have no faith.

So the old lady Wood before them, after getting the explanation, only raised one demand: the school retains the right to supervise.

And it's full-process supervision. Thus, after Elizabeth moved out of the dormitory, that dormitory was installed with cameras.

Evening time, in one more second the sun would jump below the horizon.

Lamps just lit.

Yet the dormitory building was a stretch of silence.

When Audrey was outside the door, she looked at Chen Yaozu with some apprehension rather than at mom Olivia: "You have to guarantee my safety!"

Chen Yaozu nodded: "I guarantee it!"

After getting the guarantee, Audrey took a deep breath, slung her bag over her arm, pushed the door open and walked into the dormitory, first pretended to tidy up a bit, then carried her small bag intending to sit before the mirror to remove makeup.

Have to say, Audrey sometimes feels timid, but once she goes all out, her guts are big.

But even mustering courage to do this thing, her heart still pounded thump-thump-thump-thump.

Still she forced down the fear, sat before the mirror and began wiping off eyeshadow, lipstick, undid her hair tied in a ponytail.

Then trembling hands picked up the comb to comb hair.

Suddenly discovered, the self in the mirror was also combing hair, but compared to her own trembling, the Audrey in the mirror was steady as an old dog.

Eyes full of mockery, combing hair while watching through the mirror the Audrey scared to death.

"Haven't you seen me before?"

The ghost in the mirror suddenly spoke a line: "Why do you still dare come back?"

Its sudden question made the already very tense Audrey's hand shake, frightened she couldn't hold the comb, it dropped down.

Audrey's natural reaction was to lower her head, wanting to stretch out a hand to pick up the comb, only to suddenly remember she was facing a ghost, and hurriedly retreated backward.

But since the ghost had appeared, how could it possibly allow her to retreat, the ghost's twin eyes stared at Audrey's twin eyes, in those pupils unexpectedly a thread of eerie light: "You look over here!"

Audrey turned at the sound and just happened to see that light in the other's eyes; her whole body instantly stiffened, as if her soul had been seized.

She walked step by step to the mirror.

The ghost in the mirror laughed silently, and actually reached a hand out from inside the mirror, trying to grab Audrey's head and face.

Suddenly the doorway was suddenly pushed open; Chen Yaozu rushed in holding a large syringe, and with a forceful push of the plunger a red jet of water shot from the needle tip, heading straight for the ghost on the mirror.

The Tiankui Water, completely harmless to ordinary people, splashed across the entire mirror surface in the instant the ghost was caught off guard, and also splattered onto the ghost's outstretched hand and head.

"Ah..."

A shrill scream pierced the entire night sky; even the students who could not hear the sound could feel that the night had grown much colder.

The Principal's Office.

Mrs. Wood watched everything that occurred on the monitor, and goosebumps instantly rose on her skin.

Seeing the ghost peel away in the mirror, fall to the ground, and begin to dissolve, while that Eastern Wizard seemed still unwilling to let her go — his syringe emptied, he fished out another from his pocket.

Not only that.

Rushing in from outside the door, a step behind, was a student's mother; she also held a syringe in her hand.

Then Mrs. Wood watched through the monitor as the ghost gradually dissolved under the two people's blood-water attacks.

To speak frankly, principals who run a school in the education world — aside from church schools — are mostly materialists.

Even if they sometimes go to church to pray, that is just together with family or a habit formed from childhood.

After all, the more one knows, the more one adheres to a scientific view of cognition.

But she never expected that someone would actually find a ghost and exterminate it.

It seems...

This aroused her curiosity; curiosity has been the driving force of learning since ancient times.

She wanted to make contact with this miraculous Eastern wizardry.

Too bad this is only a high school, not a university; otherwise she would definitely find a way to open another discipline, Eastern Mysticism.

As for a teacher, she would just invite that Eastern Wizard.

No!

Even if she can't open this discipline, she can still hire such a teacher! It wouldn't cost much money! (Chapter End)