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Chapter 33

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Once her body became stiff, her movements would be restricted.

So she had to do soft gymnastics every day.

For a long time, Qiqi thought she was the only one who did this.

She didn't expect there to be others.

However, Qiqi felt their movements looked better.

She wanted to learn.

PS: Thanks to [13642..] for the tip.

This little amateur kneels in thanks.

With their racial talents, Klee and Nahida’s learning progress was fast.

Now they could slowly dance by following the movements in the video.

But it would still take some time to connect them and dance the whole dance proficiently.

However, it shouldn't be too far off.

Just as the two were preparing to take a break, a stuttering voice rang in their ears.

"Um, Qiqi, can I... dance with you?"

"Ah..."

Little Klee was startled by the sudden words.

She didn't seem to expect someone else’s voice to appear here suddenly.

Nahida patted Klee’s shoulder, then looked toward the sound.

She saw a little zombie with a blank expression and a pale face walking toward them.

A new face?

After pondering for a moment, Nahida spoke.

"Were you invited by Han Feng to visit?"

"I don't know, he told me to come here to play."

Qiqi spread her hands, then continued.

"Can Qiqi... join you?"

"You said your name is Qiqi?"

At this moment, little Klee reacted, her little face full of surprise.

She remembered her father saying that there was someone named Qiqi in the God Squad.

"Which nation are you from? Where do you live?"

Little Klee continued to ask.

"Where do I live?"

Qiqi tilted her head and thought for a moment.

Finding she couldn't remember, she began to rummage through her clothes.

"Notebook, notebook..."

Seeing Qiqi’s actions, Klee and Nahida looked at each other.

Why did it feel a bit strange?

Although they were a bit confused, they were more concerned about whether Qiqi was a member of the "God Squad."

"Ah, found it..."

Qiqi finally found a notebook in her clothes.

Because her memory was poor, she often forgot things.

So Qiqi often wrote things down in her notebook.

That way, she could find them when she needed them.

Although many times, Qiqi even forgot to look at the notebook.

After opening the notebook and searching for a while, Qiqi finally found the information she wanted.

"Qiqi, lives in Liyue, at Bubu Pharmacy."

"Liyue, that matches!"

Little Klee’s eyes lit up.

Father had mentioned this nation before.

"Then Qiqi, can I... dance with you now?"

Qiqi tilted her head again.

"Dance, huh..."

Little Klee’s eyes rolled, and a mischievous smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

"Ahem!"

Klee put her right fist to her mouth and coughed twice, then said with a solemn face.

"Of course you can dance, but you have to join our team first!"

"Team?"

Qiqi was confused for a moment.

"Yes, the God Squad!"

"Only members of the God Squad can dance!"

"But after joining, you can't shirk your duties when there’s something to do in the team."

Little Klee explained with a straight face.

"Okay!"

Qiqi agreed without much thought.

For her, as long as she could dance, it was fine.

"Hmm... this is important, must write it down!"

Thinking of this, Qiqi picked up her notebook and began to record.

"Yay!"

"Found the third member!"

Seeing Qiqi agree, little Klee jumped up excitedly.

In this way, they had already completed nearly half of their goal.

Four more to go!

As the witness to this whole scene, Nahida sighed and covered her forehead.

"Sigh, Klee has been led astray!"

When they first met, little Klee was so kind and innocent!

But now?

She could actually show a mischievous smile and bamboozle others!!

It was exactly the same expression Han Feng used when he bamboozled her!

Should one say, as expected of father and daughter?

Little Klee didn't think that much.

Seeing Qiqi finish writing in her notebook, she stepped forward and took her little hand.

"Come, dance with us!"

"Okay!"

Qiqi’s expression was a bit stiff.

But at this moment, a smile was squeezed onto her face too.

While the three little lolis were dancing happily,

On the other side, Han Feng and Hu Tao returned to the villa after a stroll outside.

As soon as she entered, Hu Tao ran to the sofa and poured herself a cup of tea.

Then she drank it wildly.

As if she couldn't calm the shock in her heart without doing so!

Seeing Hu Tao’s actions, Han Feng smiled and found a seat to sit down.

"Sure enough, this method is the simplest and most brutal!"

Han Feng picked up his cup and sipped the tea.

After summoning other characters in the future, he would just do this.

Otherwise, explaining it would be too much trouble.

"Whew!"

After finishing the tea, Hu Tao let out a long sigh.

Thinking of the scene she had just seen, a look of emotion appeared on her face.

"I thought I had experienced a lot, but now it seems it’s still too little!"

As the Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, she walked between life and death.

In a sense, she could be considered someone who had seen the world.

Things like ghosts and monsters that ordinary people rarely saw were all in a day’s work for Hu Tao.

But she never expected,

that one day, she would merely cross a stone gate and arrive in another world!!

It was simply absurd—absurdity’s mother opening the door for absurdity, absurd to the extreme!

But after seeing the high-rise buildings and the bustling traffic outside,

Hu Tao had to believe this unbelievable fact.

Because Liyue, or rather all of Teyvat, didn't have those things.

It was truly incredible!

PS: Chapter 4.

This little amateur is feeling a bit sleepy now; if I can't finish the next chapter, I’ll make it up to the bosses tomorrow morning.

Bosses, get some rest early.

"By the way, I won't be unable to go back, right?"

At this moment, Hu Tao seemed to think of something terrible and hurriedly asked Han Feng.

"About that..."

Han Feng feigned a difficult expression.

However, seeing Hu Tao’s nervous expression, he didn't tease her anymore.

"Don't worry, I’ll send you back in the afternoon."

To be honest, he wanted to keep Hu Tao here directly.

That way, the villa could slowly have some life.

But unfortunately, he couldn't do that yet.

He could only rely on the system upgrading later.

"Then this Director can rest easy!"

Hearing that she could go back, Hu Tao breathed a sigh of relief.

And looking at Han Feng’s appearance, he didn't have any malice toward her.

With that, she didn't have anything to worry about.

Without any worries, Hu Tao returned to her eccentric and whimsical nature.

"Hey, you said you invited me to visit earlier, so you have to introduce me properly later!"

She was incredibly curious about this other world called Blue Star.

She wanted to know how those high-rise buildings were built, and she wanted to drive those fast-running cars.

She even wanted to understand what the situation was like for her peers in this world.

"By the way, as a reward, I can give the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor a discount."

"The second tombstone is half price, do you want to experience it?"

Hu Tao leaned in, looking eager to try.

If the sales pitch succeeded, not only could she learn about the situation in the other world, but she could also increase the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor’s performance.

Killing two birds with one stone!

Hu Tao felt she was incredibly clever!

Seeing the familiar sales pitch, Han Feng couldn't help but find it funny.

Sure enough, Director Hu was still Director Hu!

She wouldn't let go of any opportunity to make a sale.

"But this is Blue Star, not Liyue."

"Even if I bought it, how would I use it?"

"You can't provide service across worlds, right?"

Han Feng spread his hands, looking helpless.

"Oh, right!"

Reminded by Han Feng, Hu Tao also reacted.

This was Blue Star!

There was no Wangsheng Funeral Parlor here!

So her business couldn't be done.

"Ah..."

Realizing this, Hu Tao rubbed her hair in distress.

Just when she thought she could close a deal, it was rejected for such a reason...

But she couldn't say anything.

After all, the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor didn't provide cross-world service!

Seeing Hu Tao’s depressed look, Han Feng’s heart stirred, and he had an idea.

"If you could open a branch on Blue Star, couldn't I just make an appointment directly?"

"Wangsheng Funeral Parlor... Blue Star branch?"

Hu Tao looked up and blinked.

"Yes, the reason your Wangsheng Funeral Parlor business is poor, besides the fact that people in Teyvat have long lifespans, is mainly because the population of Liyue is too small."

"At most, ten million people!"

"But on our Blue Star, the population exceeds 7 billion!"

"If you come here to open a Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, wouldn't you be counting money until your hands go soft?"

Seeing Hu Tao was interested, Han Feng began to tempt her.

Getting these characters to "work" peacefully wasn't a simple matter.

For different people, there had to be different targeted methods.

For example, Nahida, through the method of spoiling major events in Sumeru.

But Hu Tao was different.

Spoilers didn't have much significance for her.

So he could only start from the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor she cared about most.

Don't you want to make sales?

Then come to Blue Star and open a branch!

Not only was there a huge market of 7 billion people here, but there were also countless loyal fans of yours!

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