Chapter 36

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"Stop persecuting Qiqi, hurry up and eat."

Seeing Hu Tao flash past him, Han Feng grabbed her,

and pulled her back to the dining table.

With Han Feng's intervention, things finally returned to normal.

Then Han Feng took out the Gourmet Tablecloth and conjured up a sumptuous meal for them.

Seeing this, Hu Tao's eyes were filled with shock.

Can conjure food at will?

Could this be an immortal artifact?

No, it was even more terrifying than an immortal artifact!

She wanted to say something, but after smelling the aroma of the food, she immediately swallowed her words.

Then she began to feast.

At this time, Han Feng also briefly introduced them to each other.

"This is Mondstadt's Spark Knight, Klee, she's an elf!"

"Over there is Sumeru's Lesser Lord Kusanali, Nahida, she's already five hundred years old."

"And this one is Qiqi, an apprentice at Bubu Pharmacy in Liyue. Um, she's already thousands of years old."

"And this last one is the Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor in Liyue, she's already in her teens."

Unlike before, Han Feng specifically added their ages this time.

This was actually meant for Hu Tao to hear.

Telling her that these little ones were either older than her or had lived longer than her.

It would be best not to try to push the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's business onto these little ones.

Sure enough, after hearing these words, Hu Tao even stopped her movements.

She looked at the three little ones opposite her in disbelief.

She knew a little about Qiqi's situation, but it was the first time she knew she had lived for thousands of years!

At this age, she could be considered her ancestor, right?

And the two next to her, they were also from Teyvat?

One was an elf, and the other was a five-hundred-year-old Dendro Archon?

"Does that mean I'm the only normal person here?"

Hu Tao felt a bit strange inside.

As expected, business in Teyvat is not easy to do.

Blue Star has more potential.

With that, Hu Tao placed even more importance on the Blue Star branch of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.

Half an hour later, they finally finished their lunch.

"Papa, Klee will take them upstairs."

After greeting Han Feng, Klee pulled the other two and ran toward the third floor.

Seeing the little ones leave, Hu Tao looked at Han Feng and said,

"Let's film that video now."

"I'm already prepared!"

"Alright, let me get ready."

Han Feng nodded.

The "Hu Tao Shake" had simple movements and didn't require much equipment.

Mainly just those two green bills.

Han Feng rummaged around the villa and finally used two green cloth strips as substitutes.

After handing the cloth strips to Hu Tao, Han Feng turned on the camera and explained how to film it.

"The movements are very simple."

"Hold one in each hand, first shake them to the left, then shake them to the right."

"Right, your eyes need to blink to the rhythm, and your gaze should be a bit 'wise'."

"Also, keep a smile on your face."

"..."

"This is not simple at all..."

Hearing Han Feng's "billion" requirements, Hu Tao silently complained in her heart.

But she had eaten his food and taken his help.

She had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue.

However, perhaps because the dance suited Hu Tao's personality, she became proficient in no time.

She even added some extra funny movements.

"A pleasant surprise!"

Seeing the footage on the camera, Han Feng was a bit surprised.

Not bad!

Seeing Hu Tao find her groove, Han Feng had her film the subsequent movements.

The shocked face, biting the plate, and the Staff of Homa head-bonk.

Especially the Staff of Homa head-bonk!

When doing this movement, Han Feng even had Hu Tao take out the real Staff of Homa.

Since it was real, it had to be authentic to the end!

After more than half an hour, the video was finally finished.

"How is it? How did it turn out?"

Hu Tao ran over excitedly.

After all, it was her first time filming a video, so she wanted to see the results.

"See for yourself."

Han Feng gave up his seat.

Hu Tao leaned in curiously.

But when she saw herself in the video, the expression on her face froze.

Is this me?

Why do I look so silly?

She didn't feel it while filming, but now that she saw it...

Wow~

It's so embarrassing!

No, no, this video won't do.

Thinking of this, Hu Tao pulled Han Feng and said,

"How about we film it again?"

"This video doesn't fit my image at all!"

"Doesn't fit?"

Han Feng smiled inwardly.

It's supposed to not fit.

Which Genshin fan creation on Bilibili fits the character's image?

Like the three Archons, they've long since collapsed into who knows where.

Not to mention the Dendro Archon.

But collapse or not, the audience loves this stuff.

"Ahem, it's mainly because it's missing music. You'll understand once I add the music."

Han Feng coughed and explained.

There was only video in the camera, no music.

Naturally, it would look silly.

If you turn off the music for those dances, I guarantee you'll instantly think the person in it is a goofball.

"Really?"

Hu Tao looked suspicious.

Having learned her lesson, she felt this guy might still be trying to trick her.

"Of course, come with me, I'll show you."

Saying that, Han Feng pulled Hu Tao toward the room on the second floor.

Hu Tao didn't pay attention to that, as she was concerned about the video.

After arriving in his room, Han Feng transferred the video from the camera to the computer and started editing.

"What is this thing that's glowing?"

Looking at Han Feng's movements, Hu Tao's face was full of curiosity.

However, she knew now wasn't the time to ask, so she buried these thoughts in her heart for now.

Not long after, Han Feng finished editing.

This video wasn't long either.

Only 40 seconds.

After editing, Han Feng added a DJ version of "You and Me."

Although the DJ version was a demonic remix.

But I have to say, it fit this dance perfectly!

Just like "Zero-Yuan Purchase" and "Ngana Rindu."

A perfect match!

"It's done, take a look."

Han Feng played the video for Hu Tao.

After watching it this time, Hu Tao didn't protest.

However, her expression was incredibly strange.

"Although it's still a bit silly, it feels so addictive."

"Addictive is the point!"

Han Feng smiled.

That was the effect he wanted.

Seeing that Hu Tao had no objections, Han Feng gave the video a title.