Chapter 562
It would probably lead to arguing for a long time.
It's better to let the Traveler do it.
I guess no one would have anything to say about that.
Thinking of this, she asked the Traveler.
"Traveler, can you do it?"
"Sure, leave it to me."
The Traveler agreed immediately.
Being the questioner is much more interesting than being a spectator.
Then she started to ponder.
Seeing this, the viewers in the livestream were amused.
"Good guy, letting the Traveler set the questions?"
"I have to say, it's quite appropriate. After all, the Traveler and Paimon have the closest relationship!"
"Hiss! Why does this feel like the True and False Monkey King looking for Tang Sanzang to identify them?"
"Don't say it, it really is like that, haha!"
"Let's see if the Traveler's questions can reveal the fake Paimon! (Funny)."
"If it doesn't work, then we can only go find the Buddha!"
"Then the question is, who is the Buddha?"
"That would naturally be Brother Han!"
"..."
On this side, the Traveler quickly figured it out.
Then she coughed twice and said.
"Ahem, I've prepared three rounds of competition for you."
"Now starting the first round."
"As everyone knows, Paimon is a little chatterbox, so her voice is her soul."
"Therefore, our first round is a voice competition."
Hearing the Traveler's words, the audience couldn't stop laughing.
"Indeed, when I first started playing 'Genshin Impact,' I felt Paimon talked way too much."
"Can't help it, after all, Paimon is the Traveler's external vocal organ. (Funny)"
"But I'm used to it now, and I even feel a sense of intimacy. If I don't hear it for a day, I feel uncomfortable all over."
"Speaking of which, both of their voices are very similar, I wonder who is better."
"We'll know once we listen."
"..."
"Paimon is not a chatterbox, Paimon is a good guide."
Listening to the Traveler, Paimon couldn't help but silently complain.
But she didn't object.
As for talking, she didn't even need to act.
Dodo was naturally the same.
This was her bread and butter.
Seeing that neither had any objections, the Traveler started searching online.
After finding a few interesting ones, she sent them to Paimon and Dodo respectively.
"Sent them to you, you can start once you're ready."
The Traveler said with a smile.
Paimon and Dodo looked at them with strange expressions.
This is simply stirring up trouble!
As expected of you, scummy Traveler!
Afterwards, Paimon and Dodo communicated and decided that Paimon would go first, and then Dodo would follow.
After coughing twice, Paimon started reading.
"I am the emergency food, the ruler of emergency ingredients, looking out over Teyvat, the tiny kitchen in the land of nothingness, it really makes one feel hungry."
"Hmph, have you come?"
"My nemesis, Sweet Madame, my seal, release! Let the thousand-year cooking be finished and plated today!"
"Great Phantasmagoria of the World's Madness Severing Judgment Eye!"
"Let this dark, holy flame roast you until you are golden and crispy!"
After finishing, Paimon quickly took a few breaths.
These lines were so long and so chuunibyou, it was too hard to read...
I wonder how this Traveler found these?
And she even dragged in something about being the ruler of emergency ingredients?
The dignity of "Boss Paimon" from just now was gone instantly.
If it weren't to defeat Dodo, Paimon wouldn't have wanted to do it.
And the viewers in the livestream were rolling on the floor laughing.
"Haha, so it's not Emergency Food, but the Ruler of Emergency Ingredients, sorry, I was wrong! (Funny)"
"Crazy persecution from the Traveler, haha~"
"Fischl:??? Stealing my lines? Oz, respond to my call, capture this emergency food."
"The cuteness of the heavens, recorded in the chronicles, this thing right now is the ultimate food!"
"Little Amy: Copyright fees, please!"
"Shocking: The noble princess of Mondstadt is unemployed, the reason for all this is actually the usurpation of the emergency food!"
"Whose general is this? So fierce!"
"..."
Besides the audience, the people watching the livestream in the villa hall were also laughing uncontrollably.
"Haha, I didn't expect Paimon to have such a funny talent, it's killing me."
Hu Tao was laughing so hard she collapsed on the sofa.
"Fischl must get along with her very well."
Jean couldn't help but laugh either.
Fischl is a member of the Adventurers' Guild and has always been famous in Mondstadt for being "chuunibyou."
As the Acting Grand Master, Jean had naturally heard of her.
If she met Paimon, she would probably be incredibly excited, right?
"We'll know when Miss Fischl comes later."
Barbara covered her mouth, her face full of smiles.
She was looking forward to the meeting between these two.
It would definitely be very interesting.
"Haha, you're right, now it's my turn."
Dodo stopped laughing, composed herself, and then used Paimon's voice to say.
"Traveler's wishes are always hard pity, Traveler's domains have zero drops, Traveler can't beat the Spiral Abyss."
Her lines were relatively short, but the lethality was top-notch.
The livestream chat exploded instantly.
"???"
"???"
"Say that again? (Begging)"
"Say that again? (Begging)"
"Yae Sakura calls you an expert!"
"..."
End of Chapter
