Chapter 614
"Ordinary people can't, but this is the Hall Master! Isn't this something you can do with your hands?"
"The Hall Master really went to great lengths to let us understand, woo woo woo, I'm really crying to death!"
"It's just that I don't know who the passerby buyers will be?"
"..."
Looking at the bullet comments in the livestream, Hu Tao nodded secretly.
Then she secretly picked up her phone and started sending messages.
These so-called "passerby buyers" are actually Venti, Zhongli, and Taodian.
This was communicated last night.
Well, it's just for fun...
After sending the message, Hu Tao sent a connection request to Venti and Zhongli.
It was connected very quickly.
"Hello, this Hall Master is Hu Tao, Hall Master of Wangsheng Funeral Parlor."
"You have purchased things from our Wangsheng Funeral Parlor before, may I ask how it feels?"
Hu Tao said with a smile.
As soon as the words fell, a young boy's voice came from the microphone.
"Of course it's good to use! Produced by Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, quality is guaranteed!"
"Ever since I used it, my waist doesn't hurt, my legs aren't sore, and I can eat anything!"
"And the second tombstone is half price!"
"If you want to buy, hurry up and get it!"
"Ehe~"
After the boy's voice fell, a steady middle-aged voice came immediately after.
"Ahem, the Hall Master's things are indeed good, a thousand-year-old shop, worth trusting!"
"Besides, the second tombstone being half price doesn't sound like much at first, but based on universal rationality, it is indeed half less!"
"If you want to save money, you can get it now!"
Hearing the two cooperate so well, a smile appeared on the corner of Hu Tao's mouth.
"Ta-da! Thanks to the two for the good reviews!"
"Welcome to visit next time, when the time comes, this Hall Master will definitely give you a 20% discount!"
"Ehe, you're too polite!"
"Many thanks to the Hall Master!"
Then both sides hung up the voice call.
Next door villa.
Kaedehara Kazuha looked at the performance of the two, his expression indescribably strange.
After the ups and downs of the previous twenty years, he originally thought his heart would be as still as water.
Able to face anything calmly.
But now, he found he was wrong!
Not to mention the matter of time travel, just these two people in front of him.
You are the Anemo Archon and the Geo Archon!
The Seven Archons of Teyvat!
How did they become like this one by one now?
It's even more outrageous than what was shown in the *Genshin Impact* game!
"Ahem, isn't this helping the Hall Master..."
"Who told me and the old man to be employees there?"
Noticing Kazuha's expression, Venti coughed twice and said.
"Based on universal rationality, that is indeed the case!"
Zhongli agreed with an expression.
Kaedehara Kazuha: "..."
Helping is just being a shill?
Alright, that's nothing.
But why are you guys so skilled at it?
He felt his worldview had been subverted.
On the other side,
Seeing the conversation between Hu Tao and the two "passerby buyers," the viewers in the livestream all had strange expressions.
"I say, why do these two voices sound so familiar?"
"One is an 'ehe' monster, one is 'based on universal rationality', stop pretending, it's you guys, Venti and Zhongli!"
"Died of laughter, so the passerby buyers are these two!"
"Hall Master, you're not kind! How can you find shills? (Funny)"
"Who says they are shills? The Anemo Archon said it was great after using it, the Geo Archon said it was good after using it! Doesn't this prove it? (Dog head)"
"Hiss, that makes sense! So the Hall Master is on the third floor!"
"Haha, I now seriously suspect the identity of the third passerby buyer."
"I guess it's the Traveler!"
"Maybe it's Brother Kazuha!"
"..."
Not just the viewers, the women in the villa, the voice actors of Fantastic Imagination, and miHoYo all had strange expressions.
These good reviews are too good!
Except for Taodian.
Because she is an insider, and also the last "passerby buyer."
At the same time, Jade Chamber.
Ningguang and Keqing also saw this scene.
"Hu Tao, this guy plays well!"
Keqing exclaimed.
She naturally knew this was for fun,
Even everyone knew.
But everyone watched it very happily.
Okay!
Can learn from it later!
For example, 【Master Keqing's Offal Shop】 opens, and then let the Geo Archon, the Traveler, and them go over.
On Ningguang's side, her beautiful eyes moved slightly.
Looking at the content on the phone, suddenly a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.
"Keqing, since the Geo Archon said it was good after using it, why don't we customize one for the Geo Archon?"
"The 【Rite of Descension】 is coming soon, no, it should be the 【Rite of Parting】."
"I think it should be useful."
"You this..."
Hearing Ningguang's words, Keqing's expression became strange.
Good grief!
You really are thoughtful!
As expected of you, Ningguang!
"It seems you agree."
"Then I'll contact Hu Tao."
Ningguang smiled slightly, then picked up her phone and sent a connection request to Hu Tao.
End of Chapter
