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Chapter 331

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Just now.

The bomb thrown by Klee blew up this fish, and the fish flew up directly, and then was caught by Klee.

"What would a grilled fish made of bombs taste like?"

Gu Chen was a bit curious, reached out to take it, tasted a piece of fish meat, and then nodded: "Not bad, sure enough, the simpler the cooking method, the more it can retain the original taste of the ingredients."

"What does it mean?" Klee didn't quite understand.

"It means it's quite good." Gu Chen tore off a piece of fish meat, his fingertips shook slightly, and all the fish bones in the meat fell to the ground before handing it to Klee: "Taste your own masterpiece."

It wasn't the first time Klee tasted her own bomb grilled fish, she took it and stuffed it into her mouth, then widened her eyes: "Wow! It's a taste I haven't tasted before!"

"Thanks to the Anemo Archon, Mondstadt is like spring all year round, the mountains are good, the water is good."

"It's only natural that the meat quality of these bass is good."

After listening to Gu Chen, little Klee's eyes shone, and she put her hands together and prayed: "Thank you Anemo Archon~"

Although she might not know what the Anemo Archon is, this cute appearance made a smile appear on Gu Chen's face.

[Kirara]: Mr. Gu Chen's way of removing fish bones is so wonderful. (Paimon: Shocked)

[Beidou]: Eating fish like this has no soul, if you don't get stuck by fish bones a few times, it has even less soul! (Baron Bunny: Go away)

[Kaedehara Kazuha]: Big sister, you are obviously jealous. (Kaedehara Kazuha: Snicker)

[Beidou]: (Annoyed)

[Osial]: From a general rational perspective, the Sect Master really has no sense of ritual this time, but he didn't have so many bells and whistles when he ate it himself, it was just removing the fish bones when giving it to Klee, what a doting father! (Funny)

[Klee]: Brother Gu Chen is a good person! (Klee: Good)

[Alice]: It's a blessing to follow your Brother Gu Chen. (Klee: That's you)

[Tartaglia]: How precise must this power be controlled to do this? (Scratch head)

[Gu Chen]: You'll understand when you reach my realm.

With Gu Chen's current realm, eating more or less won't affect anything.

Klee had a small stomach, and after eating a little to fill her stomach, she ran away happily to bomb fish.

The little one might be because of her age, or because she is an elf, her energy seems to never run out.

Fortunately, Gu Chen has enough energy to accompany her to make trouble.

"Heh-ho~"

"Bounce up~"

"Dodoco, what a big bass!"

"The wind is up~"

"Anemo Archon bless~ blow Klee's bomb to a suitable place~"

Klee prayed.

The little bomb was very light and was blown away by the wind and exploded in the distance.

Along with the explosion, there was an 'Ouch'.

"Eh?!"

Klee's ears twitched, a bit alert, and then she realized she might have caused trouble.

She ran to Gu Chen's side with her little legs, stood still after running to Gu Chen's side, pointed to the place where the bomb exploded in the distance, her little face full of guilt, her eyes full of anxiety: "Brother, Klee's bomb seems to have bombed someone!"

"Don't worry."

Gu Chen reached out and straightened her hat, comforted her twice, and then brought Klee to the place where the bomb just exploded.

A green, young-looking boy lay on the ground, with traces of the explosion all over his body.

"Woo woo, really caused trouble!"

Klee was anxious, tears spinning in her eyes.

"Who threw the bomb... I'm going to die..." The boy lay on the ground weakly, as if he would die in the next moment.

Klee was full of frustration, apologizing constantly.

"Without a bottle of apple wine, I shouldn't be able to survive..." The boy sighed faintly.

Klee: "?"

Gu Chen: "..."

"The Knights of Favonius will compensate for losses caused by members of the Knights."

"But if it's extortion, then it's going to jail, there shouldn't be any wine to drink in the cell."

Gu Chen's flat voice came.

The boy stood up from the ground immediately, laughed and patted the dust on his body, then said: "You must be the Vice-Captain of the Knights, nice to meet you, nice to meet you!"

"I think it shouldn't be the first time we meet, Mr. who stole wine at Diluc's coming-of-age ceremony." Gu Chen reached out and shook his hand with a faint smile.

"Eh?"

Klee scratched her head a bit confused.

This brother looked like he was going to die just now, why did he suddenly come back to life?

"Hehe."

The boy wasn't angry after being exposed, and after laughing, he said: "Can't help it, can't help it, I also blessed Master Diluc!"

"Then this matter is considered over."

Gu Chen nodded slightly, then said: "What about extorting members of the Knights?"

"Just kidding, just kidding."

The boy waved his hand, then looked at the confused Klee and said: "Little one, brother was just kidding with you, don't take it to heart!"

"So that's how it is?" Klee understood a little, and still apologized to Venti seriously.

"It's okay, it's all the Anemo Archon's fault for blowing the wind and blowing the bomb over." The boy waved his hand.

[Dvalin]: Really convinced, he is the Anemo Archon himself, this sounds like the Anemo Archon is plotting against him. (Cover face)

[Diluc]: You just need to know that he is Venti, then all this becomes reasonable. (Drink tea)

[Nilou]: Is Mr. Venti so interesting? (Paimon: Shocked)

[Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli]: High EQ: Interesting. Low EQ: Not like a normal person. (Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli: Drink tea)

[Venti]: G-heh!

[Furina]: Although it's a fact that little Klee's bomb bombed Venti, that gust of wind was clearly wrong, and the Sect Master also noticed it. And Venti's true identity is the Anemo Archon, now the evidence is conclusive, Venti extorted little Klee, this is a crime, suggest death penalty! (Good)

[Barbara]: Support.

[Kaeya]: Hard not to support. (Funny)

[Dvalin]: Death penalty is not enough? Must be dismembered! (Annoyed)

[Venti]: Dismemberment doesn't match my status as the Anemo Archon, right? Must be five-dragon dismemberment! (Annoyed)

[Azhdaha]: Good good good, doing this, right. @[Dvalin] @[Apep] @[Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli] Together we are four, still missing one!

[Apep]: ...

[Furina]: @[Neuvillette]

[Neuvillette]: Must it be done this way? (Heavy)

[Venti]: I declare first, the old thing's ancestral dharma is half dragon and half qilin, not a dragon!

[Dvalin]: The group can gather five dragons, kid, you're sweating, right? (Hu Tao: Evil smile)

[Alhaitham]: Mathematically speaking, rounding up, since it's half, it's five, so it can be entered, so Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli = dragon, so there are five dragons in the group, just right for the five-dragon dismemberment proposed by Venti himself.

[Yae Miko]: Detail how it entered.

[Paimon]: Miko, your focus is so strange. (Paimon: Shocked)

[Venti]: This wave belongs to lifting a rock and hitting one's own feet. (Tears)

"So, it is indeed the Anemo Archon's problem?" Gu Chen raised his eyebrows.

"Of course!" The boy nodded very firmly.

"Please come with me to the Knights, slandering the Anemo Archon is a big crime." Gu Chen smiled.

The boy was silent for a while, smiled helplessly and said: "Alright, alright, just kidding, my name is Venti."

"Gu Chen." Gu Chen reported his name.

"I'm Klee!" Klee waved.

"G-heh, since we know each other's names, we are friends, right?" Venti giggled.

"If you don't do bad things in my name, then we are indeed friends." Gu Chen shrugged.

Venti felt guilty for a moment, then patted his chest and said: "Don't worry, how could I be that kind of person!"

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