Chapter 94

[Gu Chen]: ?

[Gu Chen]: Brother is enjoying life, you want brother to go to work? What is the difference between this and letting the retired Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli go back to work? (Nahida: pointing and gesturing)

[Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli]: Based on universal rationality, it is indeed difficult to handle. (Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli: spreading hands)

Go back to work?

Can't work at all.

Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli believes that the current life is the life that makes him most satisfied.

Go Go Go Liyue doesn't need him to manage it anymore, and he has a pension; his daily routine is drinking tea, watching plays, admiring flowers, walking birds, etc., which is very leisurely.

When his hands are itchy from time to time, he can also beat Venti, which is simply beautiful!

[Azhdaha]: Humph, Morax, you despicable villain, have you also become lazy? Wait until I work hard to become stronger, I will definitely suppress you underground for ten thousand years! (Azhdaha: roaring)

[Gu Chen]: Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli: Fought for thousands of years, Go Go Go Liyue is also governed well, can't I enjoy it? Keep playing music, keep dancing! (Hu Tao: mischievous smile)

[Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli]: Based on universal rationality... indeed!

[Miss Miss Keqing]: Although it feels inconsistent with the image of the Geo Archon, the truth is indeed this truth. Also, Senior Azhdaha, please don't continue to fantasize. (Headache)

[Cloud Retainer]: It’s normal for the brain to be bad after being locked up for a long time. (Miss Miss Ganyu: pretty good)

[Azhdaha]: @[Gu Chen] When are you willing to join my camp? With you, this new Electro Archon, plus the abilities you have shown, beating Morax wouldn't it be easy? You said that Teyvat will usher in the era of two saints, I think the opportunity is right in front of us! (Excited)

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[Tartaglia]: Ah? Mr. Gu Chen’s strength is comparable to Morax?! (Paimon: shocked)

[Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli]: Rational analysis, if it is a single Mr. Gu Chen, whether it is the first or second life, he is not Morax’s opponent, but if the two are combined, plus the Electro Authority, then the outcome is unpredictable.

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[Venti]: That is indeed the case, and I can’t see through his strength in this life; when he met me, I felt he could kill me with one punch. (Qiqi: fallen)

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[Tartaglia]: So exaggerated? No wonder he almost beat me to a cripple with one move! (Paimon: shocked)

[Azhdaha]: So, analyzing it this way, as long as I and Gu Chen join forces, the world is within reach?! (Rubbing hands excitedly)

[Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli]: Indeed.

[Kaeya]: We are all brothers in the group; remember to seal me as a great general when you two succeed.

(Funny)

[Venti]: I’m familiar with the position of Anemo Archon; I’ll just be the Anemo Archon then. (Funny)

[Dvalin]: Just seal me as the Anemo Archon; I see that Venti is not good, just give him a leisure position. (Hu Tao: mischievous smile)

[Venti]: Really? There is such a good thing?! (Venti: starry eyes)

[Jean]: ...

[Diluc]: ...

It can be seen that the Anemo Archon of Mondstadt really doesn't want to manage things.

Perhaps this is freedom.

Gu Residence.

Raiden Makoto, who was adapting to this era, looked at the news in the group and asked: "Azhdaha is the retainer of the Geo Archon, right? I remember he is very powerful; will he really break the seal?"

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"I don't know either, but it’s really too hard for him to break the seal."

Gu Chen pondered slightly and shook his head with a smile: "When he said so blatantly in the group that he wanted to oppose Morax, the immortals in Jueyun Karst probably already went to Mount Mount Mount Hulao to reinforce the seal. If there was a fifty percent chance of breaking the seal quietly before, then now this probability has dropped to less than one percent!"

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"Also, Morax is still alive, so naturally he won't let Azhdaha break the seal and mess around. Didn't you see that Osial has become honest?"

Since knowing that this old man Morax faked his death, Osial hasn't been arrogant.

He not only has to guard against Morax coming to stab him with a spear when he is in a bad mood, but also has to guard against the Abyss Order making trouble.

It’s terrifying to think about using his limbs to manufacture a mechanical god, which scared Osial, and he is very vigilant against the monsters of the Abyss Order.

And as for Azhdaha, he is really confused by erosion.

At this moment, he is still fantasizing about forming an alliance with Gu Chen and then splitting the world.

"This chat group is quite interesting." Raiden Makoto said with a smile.

"This thing is very convenient; even if separated by ten thousand miles, you can use it to contact that dull Raiden Ei, and it is also convenient for you to monitor the situation in Inazuma remotely." Gu Chen said.

"Mm-hmm."

Raiden Makoto nodded.

She was too irresponsible in the previous life, so let’s make up for this debt to the sister of this life.

"Let’s go!"

"Go out for a stroll!"

Lumine walked over, looked at Raiden Makoto’s white and slender legs, and said with a smile: "Good legs, it’s a pity not to wear high-silk. Let’s go, I’ll take you to buy good things that can handle Gu Chen!"

"Good stuff that can handle Gu Chen?"

Raiden Makoto looked at Lumine, feeling a bit tempted, and then looked at Gu Chen.

"You don't know, do you?"

Lumine tilted her head slightly, her swan-like neck glowing with a layer of gold in the sunlight. She curled her lips and said: "If you want to talk about what he likes most on her body, it's legs wearing silk stockings."

As she spoke, Lumine lifted one leg, reached out to pinch a bit of the white silk wrapped around her leg, and then let go.

Raiden Makoto looked at Lumine in astonishment, then looked at Gu Chen in disbelief.

Gu Chen was drinking tea, holding the teacup in his hand, not knowing whether to drink it or put it down.

"Ahem!"

Coughing lightly, Gu Chen said seriously: "It's just more aesthetically pleasing. Is there anything wrong with loving beauty?"

"Yes, yes, yes."

Lumine nodded.

Ignoring Gu Chen, she seduced Raiden Makoto: "How about it? Interested?"

"Mm!"

Raiden Makoto nodded without hesitation.

Since Gu Chen liked it, and it wasn't anything shameful, Raiden Makoto could easily accept it.

"Let's go, shopping!"

Lumine and Raiden Makoto walked arm in arm; the two sisters left without even caring about Gu Chen and Paimon.

Gu Chen turned his head and met Paimon's eyes.

Paimon spread her small hands, then crossed her arms, looked down at Gu Chen with disdain, and said: "I couldn't tell at all, you actually like legs!"

"Why not?"

Gu Chen said righteously: "You're still too young. You don't understand the charm of legs at all. A pair of good legs has a fatal attraction to people, and if this pair of good legs is added with silk stockings, I tell you, this is a sharp weapon for handling men!"

"Tsk tsk."

Paimon curled her lips and continued: "No wonder you always looked at Miss Miss Keqing and Miss Miss Ganyu a few more times before. It's because they were wearing black silk, right?"

Gu Chen took a sip of tea, noncommittal.

"Speaking of which, I'm a bit curious."

Paimon asked: "What counts as a 'good pair of legs'? How do you evaluate them?"

"How to evaluate?"

When it came to this, Gu Chen wasn't sleepy anymore. He said seriously: "First, look at the length. Second, look at the legs; there shouldn't be too much meat, but not too little either."

"Is that it? Girls who pay attention to their own weight have very good legs!" Paimon scratched her head and poured herself a cup of tea, preparing to drink it.

"There is one most critical point."

"The most critical point?"

"As long as I touch them, I'll know if they're a good pair of legs."

"Pfft—"

The tea she had just drunk was sprayed out directly.

Paimon looked at Gu Chen in horror, as if she were meeting this guy for the first time.

"I'm teasing you. Don't just stand there, tidy up and let's go out. If we don't follow them, we won't know where Lumine and Makoto have wandered off to."

While speaking, Gu Chen had already stood up with his back to the sun. The shadow on his chest changed gradually, and his white robe seemed to come alive, turning into a perfectly fitting trench coat in the blink of an eye.