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Chapter 585

~5 min read 974 words

Huh?

You're telling me.

You dismantled dozens of Heavy Ruins machines.

And all you came up with was three pots????

What do you think the researchers from Khaenri'ah would say if they saw this?

Huh?

Khaenri'ah researchers: Please open your microphones to communicate.

Jiang Yan stared at Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun as if looking at an idiot.

"Hey, hey, hey, what kind of look is that?"

Seeing that look from Jiang Yan, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun immediately became displeased.

"This is a semi-automatic cooking weapon! A must-have tool for lazy people!"

"Isn't it high-class?!"

As Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun spoke, she crossed her arms over her waist again.

Looking as smug as could be.

Jiang Yan:...

"You freaking dismantled so many Heavy Ruins machines, at least upgrade the Lady Guizhong Floating Cannon or the Lady Guizhong Energy-Gathering Cannon or something like that."

"What's the use of you making these three pots??"

Hearing Jiang Yan's words, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun immediately got anxious.

"How is it useless! This is a blessing for foodies!"

Jiang Yan scrunched up his face and poked the three pots floating before him.

"How do you play with this thing?"

"Show me."

Hearing this, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun immediately got excited.

"Let me demonstrate for you!"

After saying that, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun threw all kinds of ingredients into the pot in one go, then directly lit the fire, put on the lid, all in one smooth motion.

Immediately after, the pot turned red at an abnormal speed right in front of Jiang Yan and Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun.

"Hey, hey, hey, is the speed at which this pot turns red serious?"

Jiang Yan realized something was wrong and turned his head to ask.

"Sh... should be?"

"What do you mean 'should be,' hey!"

Kenbunshoku Haki and Universal Perception almost simultaneously issued warnings to Jiang Yan. Jiang Yan reached out, wrapped Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun in one embrace, and pressed her beneath him.

The pot violently trembled a few times, then instantly exploded.

An invisible wave spread out in a wide range around Jiang Yan. The soup inside the pot splashed everywhere, but when it flew toward Jiang Yan, it was as if it had hit an air wall and didn't harm Jiang Yan in the slightest.

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, who was pressed beneath Jiang Yan, naturally was fine as well.

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun looked at Jiang Yan pressing down on her, her gaze dodging slightly, her cheeks faintly red.

Crap! Caused trouble again......

Jiang Yan looked at the silly bird before him and rolled his eyes.

"So, this is what you call a must-have for lazy people?"

"I'd say it's a must-have for killing people!"

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun gave a light cough, her gaze somewhat evasive.

"Well, that, I can explain."

"Forget it, don't take the half-finished product out to use in the future."

Jiang Yan immediately stopped Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun from speaking.

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun nodded frantically upon hearing this.

Jiang Yan let go of her. Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun stood up, her cheeks faintly red.

Feeling quite embarrassed.

"It clearly didn't explode last time I used it."

Enough, Jiang Yan Has Already grown too lazy to roll his eyes.

In the past, when Lady Guizhong wasn't busy, she could still keep an eye on Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun.

Now Lady Guizhong has been staying at Moonlit Pavilion, rarely having time to accompany Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun in doing this kind of research.

So without restrictions, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun began researching wildly.

This also led to the machines Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun made always ending in explosions.

Regarding this, Jiang Yan also expressed great helplessness.

"Alright, I actually came this time just to tell you about the Lantern Rite."

"When the day of the Lantern Rite comes, we'll still get together at Qingce Village like before."

Jiang Yan spoke as he walked, while Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun said nothing and obediently followed behind Jiang Yan.

Jiang Yan talked for a long time, then realized there wasn't a single echo from behind, and immediately turned his head to look.

He saw Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun with her head lowered, somewhat distracted, seemingly thinking about something.

Why did it explode again?

Where exactly went wrong??

Jiang Yan looked at the distracted Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun before him, stopped in his tracks, a hint of helplessness in his eyes.

"This guy..."

Then, Jiang Yan raised his hand and reached out to tap Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun on the head.

Thunk!

"Ouch!!"

Following a crisp sound came a delicate yelp.

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun clutched her forehead, instantly snapping back to her senses, and looked at Jiang Yan with a puzzled expression.

"What are you doing?"

"I said, I'm leaving."

Jiang Yan looked at the woman before him and said helplessly.

"Huh? Aren't you going to stay a while longer?"

A look of disappointment immediately appeared in Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun's eyes.

"No, I still have many immortal abodes to visit, I'm in a bit of a hurry."

Jiang Yan said softly.

"I see... then you'd better hurry along."

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun nodded and didn't say anything more.

"Mm, then I'll see you on the day of the Sea Lantern Festival."

Jiang Yan said cheerfully.

"Alright."

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun agreed.

Then, Jiang Yan opened a portal and stepped straight through it.

As the portal closed, the entire Mount Aocang abode fell silent once more.

"Mm... that guy, every time he comes it's always in such a rush, leaving just as hurriedly."

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun muttered, then returned to the pile of parts and continued her research.

Now back to Jiang Yan's side.

After leaving the Mount Aocang abode, Jiang Yan's portal opened directly at the entrance of Minghai Qixia Zhenjun's abode.

"Mm... I wonder if Minghai Qixia Zhenjun is even home."

Jiang Yan muttered, then reached out and knocked on the abode's door.

"Minghai Qixia! Minghai Qixia!!"

"Are you there?!"

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