Chapter 2: Volume 1, Chapter 2: Uh, Borrowing Your Body for a Bit

"Beep. Host detected."

Just then, a mechanical voice sounded, pulling Yun Qiyue briefly back to reality.

Immersed in her world of beauty, the cold, mechanical voice interrupted Yun Qiyue's actions, bringing her a moment of clarity.

However, looking at her hand, which had already pulled open the man's collar, Yun Qiyue froze.

She... had she actually developed improper thoughts about this handsome man?

Why?

Yun Qiyue thought of the strange heat in her body and used her Ghost Hand to check again.

Everything was normal; she couldn't see anything, and there were no signs of aphrodisiac poisoning.

But if that was the case, what had happened to her just now?

Had she turned into a pervert just by seeing a handsome man?

"Beep. The system 'Trick a Handsome Man into Becoming a Life Winner' is officially bound to the host. Your Life Value balance is insufficient; please replenish it immediately."

Just as Yun Qiyue was baffled by her own behavior, the mechanical voice sounded again.

"Who's playing god? Come out!" The inexplicable romantic urge in her heart completely dissipated. Yun Qiyue looked around, trying to find the owner of that mechanical voice.

"Host, I am the system 'Trick a Handsome Man into Becoming a Life Winner.' I have already bound to your soul and cannot appear. Please understand, Host."

Yun Qiyue paused, frowning.

Only then did she realize that the voice was coming directly from her mind.

But what the hell was "Trick a Handsome Man into Becoming a Life Winner"? And what was this soul binding? Why did it sound so mystical?

"Host, I am not a ghost. I am a super cheat system, the golden finger given to you by the Transmigration God. Please do not question my name; it will become your life's goal."

"The system solemnly reminds the Host again: your Life Value balance is insufficient. Please replenish it immediately."

The mechanical voice of the 'Trick a Handsome Man into Becoming a Life Winner' system became increasingly urgent, and a computer-like screen appeared before Yun Qiyue's eyes, showing that her Life Value was at one percent.

Seeing the data on the screen, Yun Qiyue felt inexplicably panicked, as if she would truly die once that number reached zero.

Instinctively, Yun Qiyue reached out her right hand to check her left pulse. Her pulse was almost non-existent, a state of impending death, and she couldn't find any reason for it...

How could this be? Wasn't she fine just a moment ago?

Yun Qiyue was alarmed, but she asked, "How do I replenish Life Value?"

"The Host just needs to find a peerless handsome man."

Yun Qiyue's face darkened instantly. She glanced at the man lying on the ground. "Are you sure you're not messing with me?" Why did she have a feeling that her improper thoughts toward the man just now were related to this system?

If not, wouldn't it be too much of a coincidence?

"The 'Trick a Handsome Man into Becoming a Life Winner' system never messes with its Host," the mechanical voice said with solemnity.

"And after finding a handsome man?" Yun Qiyue asked, looking at the man, testing the waters. She had a feeling the answer wouldn't be too plain.

"Dear, tease, tackle, and then—you know!" The system said very rogue things in a very mechanical voice.

Yun Qiyue's forehead darkened further; she felt like she'd been cursed.

"Friendly reminder to the Host: tackling a peerless handsome man is a one-time fix. Please consider it seriously."

Yun Qiyue: "..."

For the sake of her life, under the system's urging, Yun Qiyue finally made a move on the man. Her hand reached into his collar, and at the same time, the red light on her Life Value balance began to flash.

However, as she went to undo the man's clothes, Yun Qiyue instinctively looked at his face, only to meet a pair of bloodshot eyes filled with an endless storm...

"Uh, borrowing your body for a bit," Yun Qiyue explained sheepishly, given that her hand was still inside his collar.

But after explaining, she couldn't help but give him a pinch.

Tsk tsk, the muscles were really firm.

Ye Lanjue looked at the ugly woman who was being so presumptuous on his chest, his endless rage nearly consuming him.

This woman had caused him to fail to suppress the poison, leading to a backlash. The pain of being gnawed by ten thousand ants wasn't enough, and now she dared to take advantage of him!

She even had the audacity to say she was borrowing his body. This was simply outrageous.

"Get out!"

Suppressing the blood that was about to surge from his throat again, Ye Lanjue used all his strength to roar.

Get out?

Yun Qiyue narrowed her eyes. All guilt and shame were cast aside; only a dangerous light remained in her eyes.

She had a flaw: she responded to soft tactics, not hard ones.

Tell her to get out? Then she definitely wouldn't!

With this thought, Yun Qiyue simply ripped Ye Lanjue's clothes apart with a "rip," revealing his perfect physique.

A slender neck, sexy and charming collarbones, firm but not exaggerated chest muscles, and eight-pack abs that made one drool... Even Yun Qiyue, who considered herself to have seen countless beauties, couldn't help but wipe the corner of her mouth at the sight, and then... she turned to stone on the spot.

She had actually drooled!

Bah! How pathetic.

Wiping away her drool, Yun Qiyue scolded herself in her heart, then reached out to poke Ye Lanjue's muscles. Under Ye Lanjue's nearly fire-breathing gaze, Yun Qiyue, like an old pervert teasing a virtuous woman, hooked Ye Lanjue's chin with two fingers. "Beauty, give your master a smile."

At this moment, Yun Qiyue didn't know that her ugly face, paired with that very punchable expression, was actually so ugly that people couldn't bear to look at it.

Of course, if she had known, it wouldn't have mattered; after all, it was others who were being uglied, and she couldn't see herself.

Yun Qiyue's actions caused Ye Lanjue to feel a surge of blood, and with a "pfft," he spat out a mouthful of blood. But he could only glare at Yun Qiyue, helpless, because his body still couldn't move.

A deep sense of powerlessness and earth-shattering rage caused a wave of heat to rise within Ye Lanjue, and the red in his eyes grew deeper and deeper.

This was a sign of impending Qi deviation.

Yun Qiyue looked up, meeting Ye Lanjue's bloodshot eyes, and slightly relaxed her hand, calmly reminding him, "If you don't want to go into Qi deviation, you'd better control your emotions."

It wasn't that she was kind-hearted; she just didn't want to take advantage of a corpse. After all, judging by the handsome man's condition, if he went into Qi deviation, the poisonous blood would inevitably strike his heart.

"System, how much Life Value has been replenished?" After reminding him, Yun Qiyue asked the system.

System: "One percent."

Yun Qiyue: "..." She had been at this for at least a quarter of an hour since touching the handsome man, right? And it was only one percent?

System: "Host, the 'Trick a Handsome Man into Becoming a Life Winner' system solemnly advises the Host to be more bold."

Yun Qiyue: "..." Bold my foot.

System: "Friendly reminder: step one, the Host can take off the handsome man's clothes; step two, the Host starts taking advantage; then step three..."

"Shut up!" Yun Qiyue wanted to hold her forehead.

What kind of improper system was this? Look at what it was teaching!

But...

While her mouth said shut up, her actions were very honest: she sat on Ye Lanjue's waist with great dominance.

Ye Lanjue, who had just controlled his emotions, reacted only to feel a weight on his waist.

Instantly, Ye Lanjue's expression became even uglier.

Damn ugly woman, daring to sit on his waist!

"Man, I'll borrow your body for a bit. In exchange, I'll suppress the poison in your body later."

Although she didn't know what kind of poison it was, she could at least suppress it for now.

An equal exchange; he wouldn't lose out.

After speaking, without waiting for Ye Lanjue to respond, Yun Qiyue leaned over him and kissed his lips directly.

Ye Lanjue: "..." The emotions he had just stabilized erupted like a volcano once again.

However, Yun Qiyue didn't notice much, because all her attention was on the screen showing her rapidly increasing Life Value.

Yun Qiyue's eyes lit up. Looking at this growth trend, she didn't need to lose her chastity at all.

After all, she didn't want to force herself on a man just like that for no reason.

Yun Qiyue, busy being happy, completely forgot to check the status of the "recharge device," so she didn't notice a trace of blood spilling from the corner of Ye Lanjue's mouth, and that he had quickly lost consciousness.

At the same time, the progress bar for Life Value on the screen in front of Yun Qiyue suddenly stopped rising, and then the entire screen was filled with red warning lights.

Yun Qiyue: "..." What's going on? Why did she have a bad feeling about this? ===== CHAPTER 3 =====