Chapter 70: Volume 1, Chapter 70: Dare to Insult Her Figure? Splash You!

"This Prince doesn't drink tea!"

When Yun Qiyue was holding the teacup to give to Ye Lanjue, Ye Lanjue came out with this cold sentence.

Yun Qiyue: "... Prince, you should still drink a sip, don't get so angry that you choke."

Saying that, she was about to approach.

Just kidding, if he didn't drink tea, how could she "accidentally" splash it on him and make him take off his clothes?

Strip him by force?

Don't be funny, she knew how much she weighed in front of this man.

As for drugging him and then doing it?

Heh, as long as she wanted to live to be one hundred, she couldn't think about using drugs, otherwise, given how stingy this man was, she would be finished.

As for Jiuyuan being able to act as a top-up device?

Heh, equally difficult to deal with.

In short, the points were right in front of her, and she wouldn't miss out.

"If you dare to take another step closer, do you believe this Prince will chop off your feet?" Did he look blind? Didn't he see the ill intentions of that woman?

Yun Qiyue: "..."

For the sake of her feet, she'd better think of another way.

Seeing Yun Qiyue stop moving, Ye Lanjue shifted his gaze to the food in front of him, then used his slender, good-looking hands to pick up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of pork skin jelly, put it in his mouth, and chewed gently.

Afterward, Ye Lanjue stopped after eating three bites of each item.

Because of the mask, Yun Qiyue couldn't see Ye Lanjue's expression, nor did she know if he liked eating it.

If he liked it, his mood must be very good right now, and she could press on.

If he didn't like it, then... she wouldn't give up either.

"Prince, I wonder if you have any entertainment games on weekdays?" Yun Qiyue smiled.

Ye Lanjue glanced at Yun Qiyue. "None."

"Then can the Prince 'Fight the Landlord'?" Yun Qiyue smiled, looking harmless.

Ye Lanjue looked up at Yun Qiyue: "This Prince knows how to kill the landlord!" Killing intent was rampant.

Yun Qiyue: "... Heh—" This cold joke wasn't funny at all.

"That, Prince, 'Fight the Landlord' is a card game. No one in this world knows how to play it except me. Do you want to try?" Yun Qiyue urged.

Ye Lanjue wasn't interested.

But he inexplicably wanted to see what she wanted to do, so he nodded slightly.

Seeing Ye Lanjue agree, Yun Qiyue immediately started preparing.

Ye Lanjue also cooperated, calling the craftsmen in the mansion to help.

So the craftsmen were responsible for making thin wooden pieces, and Yun Qiyue was responsible for drawing the pictures, and fifty-four playing cards were made just like that.

Then Yun Qiyue excitedly explained the rules of poker to Ye Lanjue, and Ye Lanjue listened, seeming to have gained some interest.

Seeing this, Yun Qiyue started to state her purpose: "Prince, we're playing 'Fight the Landlord,' we can't have no stakes, right?"

Ye Lanjue looked at Yun Qiyue: "Hmm?" He didn't mean to object.

Yun Qiyue: "Lose a round, take off a piece of clothing."

Ye Lanjue: "... Fine." It was said with a bit of gritting teeth.

Hearing Ye Lanjue agree, Yun Qiyue breathed a sigh of relief, so she didn't notice Ye Lanjue's emotional change, and started happily counting cards.

Hehehe, someone who had played 'Fight the Landlord' for more than ten years, could she not beat an ancient person who had just learned?

Uh... the truth was just that cruel.

Yun Qiyue lost, and lost miserably.

The consequence of not winning a single round was that she had taken off all her clothes except for her undergarments, and that was only because she had been wearing so many.

But when Yun Qiyue lost again and was about to take off her undergarments, Ye Lanjue said coldly: "No need."

Yun Qiyue breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this.

Although as a modern person she didn't have much to worry about, she didn't want to streak at all.

"If you want to take off your clothes in front of this Prince, you have to see if you have the capital."

Saying that, his gaze scanned Yun Qiyue from top to bottom, full of sarcasm.

Yun Qiyue exploded immediately upon hearing this.

Dare to insult her figure?

Splash you!

With a "splash," Yun Qiyue picked up the teacup on the side and splashed it on Ye Lanjue.

Ye Lanjue was caught off guard and splashed by Yun Qiyue, and was immediately furious.

"Damn woman, you..."

"Prince, I'm sorry, I was too angry just now, so I just... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll help you change your clothes..."

Saying that, Yun Qiyue lunged at Ye Lanjue like a tiger.

How could Ye Lanjue let Yun Qiyue lunge at him?

So he dodged... but Yun Qiyue's hand had already grabbed Ye Lanjue's clothes, so the consequence of Ye Lanjue's dodge was a "rip" sound, and the clothes were torn.

"YUN! QI! YUE!"

A furious voice rang out from the study, and then the servants of the Prince's Mansion saw Yun Qiyue running wildly out of the Regent's Mansion's study.

When Yun Qiyue reached the gate of the Regent's Mansion, the fifty points arrived as scheduled, and Yun Qiyue was instantly overjoyed, laughing loudly without caring about the inappropriate occasion.

Everyone in the Prince's Mansion: "..." Young Lady Yun was so happy, could it be that she hadn't angered their master just now?

Soon, everyone in the Prince's Mansion knew the answer, because they would live in deep water and scorching heat from then on.

And Yun Qiyue, who had gained fifty points, walked home in a good mood. Just as she reached the street of the General's Mansion, she saw those people standing at the gate from afar.

Yun Qiyue's expression paused, then she curled her lips.

Since they were delivering themselves to her door, she wouldn't be polite anymore.

Thinking this, Yun Qiyue walked forward calmly.

Just as she entered the gate of the General's Mansion, she saw Yun Yarou, wearing a veil, and Xu Shi already waiting there.

"Yun Qiyue, is my face your doing?"

Yun Yarou's voice was shrill with anger, sounding somewhat manic.

Yun Qiyue looked at Yun Yarou coldly and said brightly, "Evidence?"

It was her doing, but she wouldn't admit it without evidence.

Yun Yarou: "Your ability to practice medicine is the best evidence."

Yun Qiyue smiled. "There are so many people in Jingcheng who can practice medicine; does that mean they are all suspects?"

"Oh, by the way, your Marquis Mansion has a mansion doctor, right? Shouldn't you interrogate that mansion doctor first?"

"You—"

"Rou'er!"

Xu Shi spoke, interrupting what Rou'er was about to continue saying.

"Mother—" Yun Yarou was clearly very unwilling.

Xu Shi looked at Yun Yarou with a dark face. "If you can't calm down, go back to your own courtyard and reflect properly."

Being so unable to hold her temper, how could she be the future mother of the nation?

Being looked at by Xu Shi with that gaze, Yun Yarou didn't dare to say more, and could only shut her mouth resentfully, but still glared fiercely at Yun Qiyue, looking as if she hated her to the extreme.

Yun Qiyue didn't look at Yun Yarou again, but scanned Xu Shi and the old women and maids behind her, asking knowingly, "Why? Does the First Madam have something to do with me?"

Xu Shi smiled without warmth. "Indeed, I have something to tell you, but it's not convenient to talk here. Why don't we go to the Marquis Mansion to discuss it in detail?"

Yun Qiyue shook her head. "The people in your Marquis Mansion aren't friendly to me. As a weak woman, I'm afraid I won't be able to get out if I go there. Let's talk here."

Xu Shi almost vomited blood.

A weak woman?

Her?

A weak woman who could take down a mansion full of guards, maids, and old women by herself? ===== CHAPTER 71 =====