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Chapter 425

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Qu Fei smirked: "That's just too cruel!"

Hou Yongning looked at Su Yang with admiration: "I think this method might actually work against the crazies of the Shoushen Sect!"

"…"

Lei Dong suddenly understood: "Insult the Beast God? That beastly bastard of the Shoushen Sect?"

Su Yang's eyes lit up—he felt Liu Mengyun hadn't picked the wrong person.

"Yes, insult it!" Su Yang said. "I want you to curse it viciously, as foul and cruel as possible—so bad it drives the Shenjiaona Gang insane. You get it?"

"Got it!" Lei Dong now understood Su Yang's plan. "I guarantee I'll complete the mission!"

Su Yang shoved the microphone into Lei Dong's hands and encouraged him: "Do your best—if it works, I'll recommend you for honors!"

Jing, the city lord, asked: "Captain Su, shall we eat first?"

Su Yang hesitated, glanced at the sky—it was long past mealtime: "Then let's eat first!"

After lunch, the plan began.

Lei Dong sat on a seat in the vehicle, clutching the microphone.

Su Yang, Liu Mengyun, Qu Fei, Zhou Jiayun, and Hou Yongning sat around him, forming a circle.

Lei Dong was unquestionably the center stage and lead vocalist!

Everyone else was merely backup dancers.

"Here, put this on!"

Su Yang handed Lei Dong a bundle of black fabric.

Lei Dong unfolded it—it was a black hood.

"I had City Lord Jing prepare this. Wear it, so the Shenjiaona Gang won't target you!"

Lei Dong whispered: "What about you guys?"

Su Yang couldn't help laughing: "I'd welcome them coming after me!"

"Actually, I don't need it."

"You do!" Su Yang insisted, yanking the hood over Lei Dong's head. "Obey orders!"

"Yes… Captain!"

For some reason, Lei Dong's nose prickled with emotion.

He gripped the microphone tightly and swore in his heart: he would curse the Shendezu Sect's ancestors to rise from their coffins.

"City Lord Jing, we're off to carry out the mission!"

Jing Liang nodded and smiled: "Captain Su, I'm waiting for your good news!"

"Departure—we're heading to the busiest street in Shi Yun City!"

The military vehicle left the garrison and headed toward Shi Yun City's outer district.

After reaching the outer district, pedestrians gradually increased; the vehicle slowed its pace.

Su Yang looked at Lei Dong, who took a deep breath and slowly raised the microphone: "Beast God, you're a fucking mongrel of mixed races, a mongrel among mongrels… Beast God…"

With the speaker's amplification, Lei Dong's explosive street curses blasted across the entire street.

Some pedestrians, caught off guard, jumped straight up!

Countless passersby froze in shock and turned toward Lei Dong.

Pedestrians within a hundred meters of the vehicle were deafened by the roar of his curses…

"Beast God! I've always wanted to ask you—were your parents tigers, bats, bears, rats, or did they all gangbang you?"

Some of these passersby had heard of the Shoushen Sect and knew what the Beast God was.

Upon hearing Lei Dong's curses, they hurriedly fled.

Others had never heard of it; those nearby covered their ears and ran away, while those farther off stood still, curious, staring at Su Yang's military vehicle as they listened to Lei Dong curse the Beast God.

The vehicle drove forward as Lei Dong kept cursing.

At first, Lei Dong held back, attacking only the Beast God's appearance.

Later, perhaps he got into the groove—or maybe he fully unleashed himself.

Lei Dong's face flushed red, as if he'd completely lost control.

He cursed more fluently, more vulgarly…

His mouth became a machine gun, never stopping.

He cursed until Liu Mengyun's face turned ashen, and she slowly retreated to the corner of the vehicle.

He cursed until unmarried Misses blushed crimson and fled in shame.

He cursed until parents holding their children rushed away from the roadside.

He cursed until an old man grabbed a rolling pin and charged out—then turned back upon seeing the military vehicle…

"You heretic! You heretic! You'll die a cursed death!"

Seven or eight civilians roared in fury and charged toward the vehicle.

Before they could get close, hidden emergency squad members knocked them out and dragged them away.

Su Yang smiled and said: "Keep going!"

"Okay!"

Lei Dong nodded, cleared his throat, and quickly regained his rhythm.

Lei Dong's curses shook the streets of Yuncheng again.

In a nearby alley, a beast-tamer roared like a mad beast: "Shen Yang, don't hold me back—I'm going to kill them! They're desecrating the divine!"

"Snap out of it!" the beast-tamer named Shen Yang whispered urgently. "It's a trap—absolutely a trap. If you go, you won't come back!"

"I'm perfectly sober!" the mad beast-tamer said. "But if someone desecrates the divine and we do nothing, are we even worthy to be called followers of the Beast God?"

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