[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-global-lords-me-and-my-calabash-kiddos":3,"chapter-global-lords-me-and-my-calabash-kiddos-global-lords-me-and-my-calabash-kiddos-chapter-378":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Global Lords: Me and My Calabash Kiddos",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1138917,1477,"Chapter 378 - 170: Assassin, Dark Weapon Mastery","global-lords-me-and-my-calabash-kiddos-chapter-378",378,"\u003Cp>\"Huff!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Big Bear jumped onto the bamboo bed of the Yin Yang Giant Panda.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He slapped the Yin Yang Giant Panda awake on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Yin Yang Giant Panda blinked sleepily, confused about why this big dog bear was going crazy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But there was too much difference in power, and resisting would just get him smacked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Huff!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Big Bear pointed outside the city, then slapped himself a few times.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He seemed to be saying: those armored guys from the other day are here to grab us again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Yin Yang Giant Panda jolted awake at once.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This can’t be good!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Yin Yang Giant Panda had already come to see this territory as home; it was full of top-quality bamboo, just too wonderful!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He knew Big Bear’s nose was super accurate and could sniff out a living creature’s power system, strength level, and race.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The territory was separated by mist, so he couldn’t smell anything outside, but once an enemy entered, his nose was like a positional tracker.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bear Two called Second Bear and ran to the villa, rushing to tell their master the news.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three bears thundered up the stairs; even if Yi Tian was dead asleep, he’d be jolted awake in seconds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What are you guys up to?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Tian opened his door, seeing the three bears with their butts sticking up, lying outside Kiddo’s bedroom door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Tian lived on the fourth floor, and they didn’t know which room he was in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three bears instantly froze and dashed to stand in front of Yi Tian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Huff huff!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Chirp chirp!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Big Bear and the Yin Yang Giant Panda scrambled to explain about the enemy invasion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Red Race and Great Fei Kingdom!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These guys were definitely bad news.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Tian opened Kiddo’s room; inside, Kiddo was sprawled out every which way on the big bed, dead to the world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ever since all seven Kiddos showed up, Yi Tian hadn’t slept with them; the big bed was just perfect for all seven.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the mornings, Liyue and Qixin were in charge of getting the Kiddos ready, while Yi Tian spent more time cultivating.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Second Child, we’ve got enemies coming to the territory. Help Daddy check how close they are?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Tian gently woke Second Child and asked her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Second Child rubbed her big eyes with her little hands; oddly, her sixth sense hadn’t felt the enemy’s arrival at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Usually, she’d sense something off well before anyone got here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She activated Thousand-Mile Eye and Shunfeng Ear at the same time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thousand-Mile Eye swept the area—nothing. No enemies detected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Shunfeng Ear picked up the sound of a bunch of heartbeats.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Second Child locked onto the location and checked it out with Thousand-Mile Eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the east side of the territory, on a stretch of lake, she only saw some movement in the water, as if a group was underneath, parting the water as they swam.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Second Child examined carefully, even peeking at the lake bottom, and finally found a strange energy swirling around.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This weird energy was hiding the group’s tracks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Daddy, there’s a bunch of people swimming towards our house from the eastern lake. Judging by their heartbeats, about two hundred and fifty total, and from their aura, all of them are A-level.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"They’ve got some kind of treasure to hide themselves. They’re about ten kilometers from the shore now.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After checking, Second Child gave a detailed report to Yi Tian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two hundred and fifty A-level powerhouses, with treasures for hiding!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two a.m., not that many people, all elites—a classic night raid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They jumped into the mist, immediately went underwater, trying to block their scent so Earth Bear couldn’t sniff them out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Or maybe they figured Earth Bear would be asleep at two a.m. and wouldn’t notice them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Plus, they’ve got those camouflaging treasures, so they figured they’d catch everyone off guard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Three-Eyed One-Horned Tribe and the Fierce Beast Gang had attacked at night before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But that wasn’t a real night raid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time, the enemy was super sneaky—using even those hiding artifacts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was obviously an attempt to sneak right onto his bed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Tian had Second Child wake up the other Kiddos to prepare for battle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With so many A-levels, he was definitely going to need Kiddo backup.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Apart from the Kiddos, Yi Tian mobilized two thousand single-target Elemental Warriors.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These Elemental Warriors’ skills could threaten A-level powerhouses, especially enemies hit by plague status.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For manpower, he had Yue Fei, Huo Qubing, Guan Yu, Xin Qiji, Zijin Ming, Zijin Guang, Thunder Yuan, Tai Zhong, and the Dongfang Five Brothers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ten Overlord Body Soldiers, ten Streamlight Warriors, and ten Giant Spirit Soldiers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All strong fighters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If they wanted a sneak attack, Yi Tian was happy to play along.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All four city gates shut; if enemies wanted in, they’d have to climb the walls.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once they were midway up, Yi Tian would launch the Gravity Array and force them out into the open.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then the Elemental Warriors would attack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The heroes would clean up the rest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For the eastern Cloud Killing Array, Yi Tian didn’t risk Tai Zhong’s life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The enemy might have Qi Refiners with three-dimensional stats over 2500; even with the Cloud Killing Array’s power, Tai Zhong wouldn’t be a match at that level.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Turning on the Cloud Killing Array might also tip them off too soon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Arrangements in the territory went quickly; one single-target Elemental Warrior climbed up the east city wall and crouched behind the Female Wall, keeping out of sight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Five Tiger Generals, Yin Yang Giant Panda, Big Bear and Second Bear, Howling Moon Silver Wolf, and Twelve-winged Tiger Star Beast all followed suit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Tian’s whole squad of generals focused on masking their presence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once Yi Tian gave the order, everyone would take Osmanthus Wine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After Yi Tian finished his preparations, the enemies had all landed ashore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Daddy, there’s more people coming from the north! They’ve entered the mist!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As everyone waited quietly for the enemies, Second Child gave another alert to Yi Tian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The north?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seriously, what day is it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be the Great Fei Kingdom trying to fake us out, confusing the situation?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How many in the north?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Tian asked Second Child.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Four in total, and they’re women! They’re carrying a boat even smaller than a Bronze Assault Boat.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmm... all A-level. Really strong A-levels.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Second Child relayed the north side’s situation to Yi Tian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And how about the Celestial Dao Stone? No warning at all. Four people doesn’t fit the usual distraction tactic...\" Yi Tian frowned, deep in thought.\u003C\u002Fp>",1096,"2026-06-03T12:10:38.148Z","2026-06-03T12:10:44.526Z",1,"novelbin.me","c30cd874ab989ae00b5db38313c0d691064f1ca164f7532c91f72b481e012ca7","global-lords-me-and-my-calabash-kiddos-chapter-320","global-lords-me-and-my-calabash-kiddos-chapter-377",454,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fglobal-lords-me-and-my-calabash-kiddos-cover.jpg"]