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Chapter 19: Number One Handsome of the Heavens

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Jiang Nan: "[Smile], I suppose so."

"Tang Tang Zichen, national martial arts grandmaster, instructor for multiple special forces, and a giant in the underground world."

"The cicada senses the autumn breeze before it moves, the assassin strikes without warning..."

Tang Tang Zichen: "I believe you. You know me."

"Who are you, and what world are you from?"

"It's not fair. I don't know you."

Jiang Nan: "You didn't ask."

Tang Tang Zichen: "[Smile], I'm asking now."

Jiang Nan: "I'm similar to Ji Ning, in a world of immortal cultivation."

"Ji Ning is in the Desolate Era world, and I am in the Ancient World."

Tang Tang Zichen: "Immortal cultivation?"

Her eyes lit up. Martial arts truly have endless transcendence.

Tang Tang Zichen: "When can I see it?"

Jiang Nan: "Okay."

Jiang Nan: "It's all because of this con artist Jiang Jiang Luoshen, making me look like a con artist too."

"Actually, I am the chat group administrator."

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "Damn... haha... I didn't mean to mock you."

Jiang Nan: "I really am."

Brother Dugu Brother Dugu Qiubai: "Hehe, I still believe in Young Master."

Tang Tang Zichen: "Prove it?"

She finds the Heavens Chat Group quite interesting.

Jiang Nan directly changed his group title.

[Jiang Nan changed his name to 'Handsome to an Outrageous Degree'.]

Handsome to an Outrageous Degree: "See?"

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "Wow."

"How did you do that?"

It seems none of them can change their group titles; they are all automatically generated.

Like Jiang Chen, who added 'Xuanming Sect' in front to avoid confusion with other Corpse Ancestors.

Handsome to an Outrageous Degree: "I told you I was the administrator."

Handsome to an Outrageous Degree changed his name to 'Number One Handsome of the Heavens'.

Number One Handsome of the Heavens: "Right?"

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "Let's not talk about whether it's true, can we have some shame?"

Tang Tang Zichen: "Hehe, it seems so."

Xuanming Sect Jiang Chen: "Post a photo for us to judge. Don't be some old geezer trying to eat tender grass."

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "Haha, I think it's possible."

This guy favors other girls but always bullies her; he must be very ugly.

Tang Tang Zichen: "I agree with posting a photo."

Ji Ning: "Hehe, I want to see too."

Brother Dugu Brother Dugu Qiubai: "Me too."

Number One Handsome of the Heavens: "You too, my foot. We'll drink together later, we'll see each other then."

Brother Dugu Brother Dugu Qiubai: "Ha, that's true. I'll wait for you, Young Master."

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "[Chills emoji], Young Master doesn't like men... ahem, I mean, has unusual hobbies, right?"

Number One Handsome of the Heavens: "Get lost."

"Open a door and try it. Young Master will show you normal hobbies."

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "Hmph, I won't open it. Bite me, hehe..."

Number One Handsome of the Heavens: "Don't come crying for help when you get slept by a strange beast later."

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "I was just messing with you... I was wrong."

Pfft, you're the one being slept by a strange beast.

But this guy, a transmigrator, who knows where he transmigrated from, he really knows more than others.

Better to believe it than not.

Number One Handsome of the Heavens changed his name to 'Red-Haired Great Emperor'.

Red-Haired Great Emperor: "Seems unlucky."

Red-Haired Great Emperor changed his name to 'Southern Heavenly Emperor'.

Southern Heavenly Emperor: "Is this a bit too high-profile?"

Southern Heavenly Emperor changed his name to 'Young Master Nan'.

Young Master Nan: "Let's leave it at that. I've always been very low-key."

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "..."

Young Master Nan: "Everyone don't worry about anything. The administrator is here to serve you. I will try to ease the atmosphere in the group. If there are conflicts, I will try to mediate. Of course, if some of you insist on conflict, there's nothing I can do."

"I don't have other permissions. Things will go on as they were before."

"Different worlds, different things, everyone can exchange, trade, and progress together."

"For example, the two new worlds."

"Points are the most important. Ji Ning, you two newcomers, ask Brother Dugu Brother Dugu Qiubai and the others if you don't understand."

"You can also ask me."

Brother Dugu Brother Dugu Qiubai: "Hehe, I'll do it. I'm very idle."

Young Master Nan: "Many more worlds and friends will join in the future."

"Some worlds might be very strong, with great power."

"It's just different starting points. Everyone doesn't need to belittle yourselves."

"Especially you, Brother Brother Dugu and the others in the Wu Xia worlds. Different starting points, but everyone has a chance to reach the peak in the future."

"No need for pressure, just take it one step at a time."

Brother Dugu Brother Dugu Qiubai: "That's true. People keep coming, I'm feeling the pressure." ===== CHAPTER 38 =====

Xiong Ba: "Me too."

"I thought I could unify the world here, but you told me I'm barely a side character."

"Now there are more and more big shots in the group."

"I don't even dare to speak."

Ying Zheng: "Me too."

"My iron cavalry is very confident, but I don't have the qualifications to fight the heavens yet."

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "@Everyone, patting heads, comforting you all."

Xiong Ba: "..."

Ying Zheng: "..."

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "Is Young Master really the administrator?"

Young Master Nan: "What do you think?"

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "Hehe, begging to hug your thigh."

Young Master Nan: "Want to know when you'll be slept?"

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "I'll fight you..."

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "Why does Young Master always bully me?"

Young Master Nan: "You're the most dishonest."

"As soon as newcomers arrive, you start bluffing."

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "I was just messing around. I think you're just an old man, pedantic and stubborn."

Tang Tang Zichen: "[Smile], he speaks quite avant-garde."

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "That's because he was young before he transmigrated, now he's an old geezer."

Tang Tang Zichen: "That's possible."

Young Master Nan: "Possible what? I already said I'm the number one handsome of the heavens."

Young Master Nan: "Continuing from before."

"In short, everyone be active and earn more points. Points are very important."

"Points can be obtained through many methods. I've explored it these past two days. The simplest and most direct method is to reverse your own fate, or even the fate related to you."

"The early bird catches the worm."

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "The early worm gets eaten by the bird."

Brother Dugu Brother Dugu Qiubai: "Oh, that makes sense, but it's quite negative energy."

Jiang Jiang Luoshen: "Young Master, if we earn points, won't you get a cut?"

Young Master Nan: "Not a chance."

More points mean more trading.

A bunch of poor people, not going to earn money, only knowing how to spam the group.

Daily check-ins are actually their main income. ===== CHAPTER 39 =====

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