Chapter 46: Startled (Part 2)
It's all to blame on being young and ignorant back then, having poor taste, and even worse judgment; the person I took a fancy to wasn't just the cream of the crop among scumbags, but also had this kind of temperament.
Sigh...
Zhou Xiaoru felt very helpless; she thought that this Qingming Festival, she really should have returned to her hometown.
She should have gone back to pay respects to the ancestors of the Zhou family! To beg the ancestors to bless her more.
I don't know if the Zhou family of a past life owed the Gu family, that in this life, they have to torment her like this.
At this moment, outside the car, the rain was pouring, thunder and lightning were intertwined, and it was somewhat cold;
Inside the car, affection was thick, constantly heating up, and it was somewhat hot...
Facing the domineering and aggressive kiss of a certain man, Zhou Xiaoru couldn't help but think, is this guy being indiscriminate in his hunger?
Generally, only people who are extremely hungry will eat anything.
She remembers that in the past, this person was very picky about food!
Just when she was about to think she would die from lack of oxygen, Gu Liyan finally moved away from her lips...
Both of them were panting...
The only difference was that the man was breathing heavily, while a certain Xiaoru was gasping for air in big gulps.
Seeing him stop his movements, Zhou Xiaoru felt a wave of disdain in her heart; she knew it, relying on this guy, what kind of car-shaking?
Even an earthquake wouldn't work; a typical case of being strong on the outside but weak on the inside!
A certain man saw those big eyes constantly darting around, his gaze narrowed slightly, and he lowered his face until their noses were almost touching.
He asked, "What are you thinking about again?"
Staring at the man's somewhat reddened eyes, Miss Zhou, who is best at ruining the atmosphere at inappropriate times, said another mood-killing thing.
"Is something wrong with your eyes? Why are they so red?" Could it be pink eye?
As soon as these words came out, a certain gentleman's breathing hitched; he didn't know whether to be angry or to laugh.
This girl is truly even more oblivious to romance than he is.
In the past, Su Poyang and Shen Andong both said his temperament was cold, that he looked down on everything, was oblivious to romance, and didn't understand the beauty of love.
Today, however, he felt that in front of this little girl, those things of his didn't count for anything.
It's just that, if he knew what a certain Xiaoru was truly thinking at this moment...
He can't perform!
He didn't know if he would be angry enough to teach this girl a lesson directly, or use actual actions to explain everything.
And very soon, the answer to this question would be revealed.
If Su Poyang is a member of the death-seeking squad, then Zhou Xiaoru is the captain of the death-seeking squad!
It's just that the consequences of seeking death vary from person to person.
What Su Poyang sought is that he is about to be exiled to South Africa by a certain gentleman!
And a certain Xiaoru...
She directly turned herself into a delicious meal for the big bad wolf!
The man's eyes were currently showing a dark red, and two big words were clearly written inside: Desire!
Yet it was thought of by Zhou Xiaoru as having caught pink eye!
This contrast between the two is not just a little bit large.
Gu Liyan just kept smiling slightly, then kissed the tip of a certain Xiaoru's nose and said.
"Xiaoru, at a time like this, has no one told you not to talk randomly!"
This girl always knows how to ruin the atmosphere...
Hearing him say this, Zhou Xiaoru started muttering in her heart again...
'Someone told her? Told her what! This isn't ancient times; when getting married, there would be specialized matrons to teach her how to serve her husband!'
Once again, she looked down on this person...
Since you can't even perform, what are you still nagging about?
It seems that in this day and age, no matter what you do, nothing is important; a sense of ritual is the most important.
Creating a false impression to deceive oneself!
Miss Zhou, being very worldly at this moment, said something that made a certain man's fur stand on end.
"Are you done? If you're done, just send me back."
God knows where she is staying right now; working overtime today was already tiring enough, and the moment she thought about the long paper still waiting for her to write, she felt like breaking down!
Done?
Hearing such words, a certain gentleman's eyes not only became deeper, but the red flush around his eyes also intensified quite a bit.
Zhou Xiaoru could clearly feel that the air and temperature inside the car had frozen all at once.
The thing I fear most is the air suddenly going quiet!
Thinking about what she had just said, it might have been a bit inappropriate.
She hurriedly tried to smooth things over, "Um, that's not what I meant, it's just... look, it's so late, you should go home and rest too, you still have to go to work tomorrow, right... hehe..."
At this very moment, even a dry laugh couldn't alleviate the awkwardness at hand.
Zhou Xiaoru wanted to slap herself right now; this foul mouth of hers says things that shouldn't be said, and sooner or later she will die because of this death-seeking mouth.
After Gu Liyan stared at her silently for a few minutes, he finally made his next move!
A certain man slightly raised his body, and what followed was something that directly caused Zhou Xiaoru's blood vessels to burst.
Gu Liyan first took off the loose tie around his neck...
Then... then... and then... he actually began to unbutton his shirt in a slow and methodical manner!!
Miss Zhou had only ever seen such a soul-stirring scene in BL manga books!
Today! She actually saw the real-life version!!
My god!!
Her Qi and blood surged entirely; not only was she about to have a nosebleed, she was also about to bleed from all seven orifices...
She stammered out a very idiotic question, "Why... why are you taking off your clothes..."
After asking, she cursed herself in her heart again!
'Idiot! Does that even need asking! Even a blind person could see it! He is clearly about to do something that will leave you calling to heaven and earth for help!'
The man gave an evil, charming smile, and his extremely seductive voice followed.
"Doing what you are thinking about in your head..."
This voice made Zhou Xiaoru feel a tingling numbness on her face, wave after wave!
Only at this moment did someone feel a little panic in her heart.
She wasn't really going to... give away her first time in a place like this, was she!!
The more she thought, the more she panicked; her little heart was already beating like the pattering heavy rain outside, without any rhythm or pattern.
She comforted herself: don't panic! Don't lose your cool! Whoever panics at a time like this loses!
Right! Don't panic, don't panic!
It's just that, subconsciously, Zhou Xiaoru felt that Gu Liyan was simply not the type of person to act recklessly.
He wanted to sleep with her here?!
Although he was taking off his clothes now, why was it that she still didn't really believe it!
It seems it is time to perform some real technique!
When it comes to acting, Zhou Xiaoru considers herself second to none; no one dares to claim first!
What is taking off a piece of clothing, and what can it prove! Is he the only one who knows this trick?
She knows it too!
Sure enough, our Miss Zhou is not only eccentric, her thought process is shockingly out of this world, and she dares to think and act!
Such a talent is rare to encounter in a thousand years!
Just as the gentleman's elegant and seductive striptease was nearing its end...
Zhou Xiaoru propped herself up with her arms and sat up, then, under the man's stunned gaze, quickly took off her outer coat.
Someone had actually wanted to get rid of this thick, bulky wool coat for a long time.
Staying in such a confined space, wearing this on her body was tiring, hot, and heavy.
Now that it was off, she felt light and refreshed.
Looking at the man within arm's reach, who was shirtless and frowning at her without making any move.
Someone kindly reminded him, "Why did you stop, don't you need to take off your pants too!"
How can you sleep without taking off your pants! Do you have any common sense at all!
The man's face instantly had three black lines because of these words.
When it comes to acting, the main key, besides acting skills, is the actor's professionalism!
Zhou Xiaoru thought to herself, she didn't believe this guy could really take off his pants in front of her!
If he really dared to take them off! He would definitely not dare to take off what was underneath!
But at this moment, she had a new problem...
What if this guy was only wearing pants and nothing underneath?
This was a very serious problem!
Gu Liyan only paused for a few minutes before the corners of his mouth curled up again into a smile even more evil and charming than before.
The Thirty-Six Stratagems: use the enemy's own strategy against them!
Following one of his movements, the wall that someone had just built in her heart instantly collapsed!
Zhou Xiaoru didn't expect that the guy was actually going to take off what was below!!
She hurriedly changed her battle plan, grabbed the man's hand, and said with a giggle.
"No need to take them off! I believe you are straight! Really!" This person was really going all out to prove herself!
But...
Zhou Xiaoru forgot, how could someone like Gu Liyan let her run away after teasing him!
Gu Liyan, under the gaze of someone's grinning face, grabbed her little hand and placed it directly on his waist, which didn't have a single ounce of fat.
He even said in a soul-stirring way, "If you like it, you can help me take them off."
".................."
The giggling instantly turned into petrification...
Oh my god! What kind of rhythm is this! Is this playing with fire, or burning oneself to death!
Whichever it was, it would be a major failure in Miss Zhou's acting career!
And the man took advantage of the moment she was petrified to lean down again, his palm supporting someone's little head, pressing her down directly, and his lips followed and pressed down too....
If the previous kiss was fruit beer with only ten percent alcohol, then this current kiss was strong liquor with a powerful kick!
It made one feel nothing but dizzy, and more dizzy!
Zhou Xiaoru wailed internally, collapsed, and felt life was meaningless...
However, these internal activities were of no use at this moment!
This kiss was like sucking away all the oxygen in her body, making her face flushed redder than a monkey's butt.
As the man's lips slowly moved away from her mouth and were about to slide toward her neck...
Someone's crisis alarm was now completely triggered!
She pushed at the person on top of her in a panic, speaking as she did so.
"Don't..."
But at this sound, not only did Gu Liyan hear it and feel his heart grow restless, but even Zhou Xiaoru herself was thoroughly startled!
Was this the sound she had made?!
At this moment, a sharp pain suddenly came from her ear.
She only heard a certain gentle, pleasant voice come from beside her ear.
"Isn't it a bit too late to say 'don't' now..."
As that large palm cradling the back of her head slowly slid down to someone's back, and then continued...
Zhou Xiaoru was so shocked she grabbed hold of that devilish hand trying to reach under her clothes!
This guy! Was he going to do it for real with her?!!
Opening her eyes, which were somewhat flustered, she said righteously.
"Gu Liyan! I am not a casual person!" But when she gets casual, she's not even human!
The man replied in a muffled voice, "I know."
Seeing that he was still kissing her all over while nuzzling against her, Zhou Xiaoru simply grabbed the handsome face of said man!
She said, "Gu Liyan! You had better think this through, I am not that easy to sleep with!"
Hearing this, the man almost lost his composure.
Trying his best to suppress the urge to laugh, he asked, "What's wrong? Weren't you very proactive just now?"
Even reminding him to take off his pants...
Thinking about everything just now, it was enough to make someone laugh for three days and three nights!
Zhou Xiaoru hurriedly explained, "I... I... I didn't mean that..."
At this moment, that devilish hand that hadn't yet managed to reach into her clothes suddenly moved again, scaring Miss Zhou until her face turned pale!
She even shouted this person's name, "Gu Liyan!!"
Yet while the man felt heartache at the fear in her eyes, he also couldn't help but want to teach her a lesson.
He replied softly, "I'm here..."
"You!!"
Seeing that her little face was about to be covered in storm clouds, Gu Liyan finally withdrew his hand.
Propping himself up above her, he asked, "Will you dare to do this again in the future!"
She shook her head, "I won't dare anymore..."
"Will you still suspect that I'm gay!"
She shook her head again...
"I won't..."
End of Chapter
