Chapter 120: Thousand-Year Tree Demon — Juicing It? Are You Guys Even Human? (Second Update)
In the Qian Nü world,
"Xiaoqian, are you really out of other female ghosts here?"
Having dealt with the Thousand-Year Tree Demon, Watching Watching Ning Caichen glanced at the latter's hideous corpse with a hint of disgust.
"Yes, there are!"
At this moment, having witnessed Watching Watching Ning Caichen's strength with her own eyes, how would Nie Xiaoqian dare say there were none left.
She was afraid that one careless slip and she herself would be subdued by Watching Watching Ning Caichen.
"Young Master Ning, I'll take you there right now!"
Uttering this softly, Nie Xiaoqian inwardly apologized to her group of little sisters.
To survive, this time she could only sell them out.
And Watching Watching Ning Caichen, hearing there were still female ghosts, was immediately thrilled.
To salvage his image and save his business, Watching Watching Ning Caichen directly opened the member group.
Watching Watching Ning Caichen: "Everyone, that just now was an accident. I'm heading to the female ghosts' lair now!"
In the member group, Yue Buqun, Zhang Sanfeng and others were all cursing Watching Watching Ning Caichen.
Seeing Watching Watching Ning Caichen actually pop up now, everyone's fury instantly flared.
Yue Buqun: "Well, well, you finally showed up. I thought you didn't dare come out!"
Zhang Sanfeng: "Explain to us — what was that just now?"
Abbot Xuan Ci: "That's right, was that a female ghost too just now?"
Great Ming War God: "Doing it like this, I seriously doubt whether you can perform or not!"
Facing the doubts in the member group, Watching Watching Ning Caichen edited the events that had happened earlier and posted them in the member group.
Watching Watching Ning Caichen: "That really was an accident earlier. That was a Thousand-Year Tree Demon, not a female ghost!"
For the sake of his business, Watching Watching Ning Caichen offered an explanation.
And with Watching Watching Ning Caichen's explanation, a few people in the member group actually grew interested.
Stark: "Did you just say that was a Thousand-Year Tree Demon?"
Watching Watching Ning Caichen: "That's right. Its strength was no joke — I had to waste quite a bit of effort before I could slay it!"
Great Qin Shi Huang: "I'll take this Thousand-Year Tree Demon. Name your price!"
Yue Buqun: "Hiss, what the hell — you want this kind of tree demon too?"
Zhang Sanfeng: "Strange? What does Your Majesty Shi Huang want it for?"
Tang San: "Ahem, since Your Majesty Shi Huang wants it, I'll pass!"
Abbot Xuan Ci: "Oh? Young friend Tang also wants it?"
Wang Dadong: "Isn't your taste a bit too heavy?"
Zhou Weiqing: "An undead knight I can understand, but this is a tree — are you guys woodpeckers!"
Yue Buqun: "Ahem, newbies really are hard-headed — even daring to say 'woodpecker'!"
Zhang Sanfeng: "I admire the newbie's courage — commendable bravery!"
Great Ming War God: "Pfft, what woodpecker? I'm a man who attends to ten thousand beauties daily — I can't be bothered to argue with you!"
Seeing that Ying Zheng in the member group actually wanted the Thousand-Year Tree Demon's corpse, Watching Watching Ning Caichen couldn't help but feel puzzled.
This Thousand-Year Tree Demon had nothing to it — what would anyone want it for?
And just as Watching Watching Ning Caichen was puzzling over it, Stark also came out.
Stark: "Looks like everyone's figured it out!"
Stark: "This Thousand-Year Tree Demon has a thousand years of demonic power inside it — I wonder if it can be incorporated into gourmet food!"
Yue Buqun: "Hiss, th-that idea is way too crazy!"
Zhang Sanfeng: "So that's what Your Majesty Shi Huang was planning!"
Great Ming War God: "I get it now — so that's how it is!"
Tang San: "Still, with a demonic body that big, it probably won't be easy to add in!"
Wang Dadong: "Uh, question — what do you mean by incorporating it into gourmet food?"
Jiang Yuyan: "The literal meaning. The Immortals' gourmet food allows you to add your own ingredients!"
Jiang Yuyan: "And the effects of the gourmet food will change accordingly!"
Zhou Weiqing: "Damn, it can be done like that? Then you're getting the short end of the stick!"
Yue Buqun: "This tree demon really is too huge — are you planning to take it for juicing?"
Zhang Sanfeng: "Tsk tsk, at my old age, my stomach probably couldn't digest it!"
Abbot Xuan Ci: "Amitabha, this old monk will pass as well!"
Stark: "Tsk tsk, the only one who can handle her is me!"
Stark: "A scientific method — all it takes is purification!"
Stark: "@Great Qin Shi Huang, how about it — the two of us take it!"
In the member group, Stark directly sent an invitation to Ying Zheng.
Such a huge corpse, actually juicing it — just thinking about it makes it undrinkable.
Ying Zheng in the Qin Shi world thought it over for a moment, then silently nodded.
Great Qin Shi Huang: "Deal, see you at the gourmet shop tomorrow!"
With Ying Zheng's words falling, Stark on the other side didn't hesitate either.
He directly spent a hundred thousand taels of gold to buy back the Thousand-Year Tree Demon's corpse.
And Ying Zheng put out a hundred thousand taels of gold, directly having Watching Watching Ning Caichen activate a red packet.
For a moment, the thousand-year tree demon of the Qian Nü world, even in death, felt her heart collapse within.
In her mind, she replayed the decades of love and hatred between herself and Yan Chixia.
Suddenly, the thousand-year tree demon had an epiphany.
That wasn't him trying to slay her—that was protection!
Yan Chixia, come back!
He really knows he was wrong now!
That shameless scholar alone would have been enough.
But he actually has a whole group that wants to desecrate her corpse, and two of them want to squeeze her into orange juice.
Brutal, way too damn brutal!
Even more brutal than this thousand-year tree demon herself.
She really couldn't take it anymore!
As the red packet was sent out, Stark on the other end successfully received it.
Handing the thousand-year tree demon's corpse over to Jarvis, Stark continued to keep an eye on the member group.
After all, the thousand-year tree demon was just a minor interlude.
What they truly cared about was the grand show coming next!
At this moment, in the Qian Nü world,
looking at the hundred thousand taels of gold he had earned, Watching Watching Ning Caichen immediately broke into a smile.
Awesome, way too awesome!
This was even faster than robbery.
No, he had to go subdue those female ghosts right now.
Strike while the iron is hot, press on in one go, and make a big fortune.
With Nie Xiaoqian leading the way, the two soon arrived at the nest deep in the forest.
Then, Watching Watching Ning Caichen directly took up his Jin Guang Method staff and charged into the nest.
"Ah… ah… ah…"
Accompanied by one scream after another, the entire nest soon fell silent.
Nie Xiaoqian, who had been waiting outside, in no time at all saw her little sisters walking out one by one.
"Come, come, come, all of you line up properly."
From behind, Watching Watching Ning Caichen's voice rang out, the Jin Guang Method staff waving in his hand.
"Each and every one of you, doll yourselves up nicely and show me your most beautiful side!"
The sudden, bizarre shift in tone left Nie Xiaoqian dumbfounded.
What is this now?
And the subdued female ghosts could only shiver in fear, using their ghostly aura to dress themselves up.
In no time at all, the group of female ghosts had finished getting ready.
Standing beside Nie Xiaoqian, Watching Watching Ning Caichen looked at the completely refreshed group before him and immediately laughed.
Isn't this much better!
These are all stunning female ghosts!
"Come, come, come, step forward one by one for a photo!"
Opening the member group, Watching Watching Ning Caichen waved his staff, directing the female ghosts to step up one by one.
Then he took a screenshot and posted the picture in the group.
And the many female ghosts, faced with Watching Watching Ning Caichen's behavior like this, were completely baffled.
Humans really are terrifying!
They don't want to be ghosts anymore, they want to go home!
End of Chapter
