Chapter 166: Zhou Weiqing: I Declare, This Garbage Technique Wasn't Taught by Me (Third Update)
Inside the member group.
Yue Buqun: "I wonder how Lin Dong's girl-chasing is going?"
Zhang Sanfeng: "Feels like it's rough going. That one called Ling Qingzhu — at a glance, she doesn't seem like an easy mark!"
Abbot Xuan Ci: "Amitabha, this old monk thinks so as well!"
Wang Dadong: "The new guy didn't strike out, did he!"
Xiao Yan: "No idea. He hasn't popped up yet — that's a good sign!"
Ning Caichen: "Mm-hmm, that means he's still in the middle of the strategy!"
Stark: "A bit slow. On my end, one drink's worth of time is usually enough!"
Tang San: "Uh, you sure you weren't just throwing money at her?"
Luo Shiyi: "So this is how a rich playboy chases girls?"
Great Ming War God: "Envious of that. Why didn't I learn this, eh?"
Rock Lee: "If you want to learn, you can discuss it with Zhou Weiqing!"
Zhou Weiqing: "What? Anyone else want to learn? I'll teach you, guaranteed!"
Inside the member group, everyone was now waiting for news from Lin Dong.
But after waiting half a day, Lin Dong still hadn't popped up in the group. Just as everyone assumed his progress was going smoothly, a video suddenly appeared in the member group, and then Lin Dong popped up.
Lin Dong: "Everyone, did I fail at playing it cool?"
The moment the words were out, everyone curiously clicked into the video.
After seeing Lin Dong's clumsy attempt at playing it cool, everyone fell silent for a moment.
What the hell is this?
Are you really this blatant about trying to show off?
Looking at this, don't you think you seem like a total blockhead?
At this moment, everyone felt they had to speak up.
Yue Buqun: "I can tell you with certainty — you definitely failed at playing it cool!"
Zhang Sanfeng: "Newbie, don't you know how to play the pig to eat the tiger?"
Abbot Xuan Ci: "Amitabha, the newbie's technique is far too direct — clearly doesn't know how!"
Xiao Yan: "If you want to play it cool properly, you have to build up before you let loose. Understand?"
Ning Caichen: "Your method of just walking up and showing off is way too lowbrow!"
Tang San: "Exactly. Anyone can tell at a glance that you're trying to show off!"
Great Ming War God: "@Zhou Weiqing, is this what you taught him? I think your 'Sea King' title is a bit watered down!"
Stark: "Mm-mhm, I agree. Might as well just pull her into the group and declare your intentions!"
Luo Shiyi: "Mm-mhm, I think Mr. Stark has a point!"
Inside the member group, after the video Lin Dong posted, everyone was stunned.
With a showing-off technique like yours, if you actually land a girl, they'd have seen a ghost.
Meanwhile, in the Heavenly Pearl world, Zhou Weiqing, watching Lin Dong's technique, was equally dumbfounded.
Zhou Weiqing: "Oh no, I have to clarify — I didn't teach him this, nothing to do with me!"
Watching Lin Dong's clumsy technique, Zhou Weiqing felt he had to distance himself from it.
Otherwise, wouldn't this be tarnishing his own Sea Emperor reputation?
A perfectly good girl-chasing moment, made this awkward by you.
Lin Dong was immediately blocked by Zhou Weiqing.
And at this moment in the member group, despite Zhou Weiqing's clarification, the topic didn't stop.
Lin Dong, on the other side, reading the messages in the member group, awkwardly scratched his head.
Lin Dong: "Ahem, this really is my first time trying to show off, not quite used to it!"
Yue Buqun: "No need to guess — I already know you botched it!"
Zhang Sanfeng: "Alright, newbie, just pull that girl into the gourmet shop!"
Abbot Xuan Ci: "Exactly, what could be a better assist than Immortal Gourmet cuisine?"
Stark: "Be decisive, be clean-cut. Remember, a man should charge ahead!"
Great Ming War God: "Exactly, face the difficulty head-on, advance despite the difficulty!"
Ning Caichen: "Sorry, those two 'difficulties' — I choose to refuse!"
Xiao Yan: "I refuse too. I'm not going up. Whoever wants to, go ahead!"
Tang San: "Newbie, don't listen to them. You've already made your move, just pull her into the shop!"
Zhou Weiqing: "Right, right, right. When the time comes, I'll personally demonstrate for you!"
Watching the messages in the member group, Lin Dong silently nodded at this point.
At this stage, it could only be this way.
Although his attempt at showing off had failed, the girl was still wanted!
"Ahem, there's something I'd like to discuss with you privately!"
Having obtained the gourmet shop's immortal fate, Lin Langtian wasn't even in Lin Dong's eyes anymore.
He gave a light cough now, said a word to Ling Qingzhu, then his figure moved, heading outside.
And Ling Qingzhu, who had been watching from the side, slightly furrowed her brow. After a moment's hesitation, she followed.
If Lin Dong at this moment were just some Nascent Soul realm little fellow, she naturally wouldn't bother.
But Lin Dong right now was a Creation realm genius.
It was still worth moving her.
Especially since the other party also came from there, Ling Qingzhu was very curious about what the other party's purpose was in coming here.
The two figures moved rapidly, then arrived at a cliff edge.
"Speak, what do you want to say!"
As the figure descended, Ling Qingzhu spoke coldly.
"Actually, regarding the matter before, I..."
"Whoosh!"
The words had barely left her lips when the cold sword tip pressed against Lin Dong's face, Ling Qingzhu's icy gaze staring fixedly at him.
It seemed that if Lin Dong dared to speak another word, she would kill him even at the cost of her own life.
For a moment, seeing Ling Qingzhu's expression like this, Lin Dong helplessly sighed in his heart.
Indeed, his level was too low; he couldn't handle this!
No choice; he could only let Zhou Weiqing teach by example.
Thinking this, Lin Dong made a decision.
"What I want to tell you is that I will pull you into an Immortal's gourmet shop!"
Realizing his tricks wouldn't work, a trace of sincerity appeared in Lin Dong's eyes; as he spoke these words, his gaze met Ling Qingzhu's.
But the words had just been spoken when Ling Qingzhu on the other side laughed.
"Immortal? Does this world have Immortals?"
As someone from a great power, Ling Qingzhu did not know that Immortals even existed in this world.
Seeing that Ling Qingzhu didn't believe him, Lin Dong spoke no more, directly spending one hundred thousand taels of gold to pull her into the gourmet shop.
In an instant, a mechanical voice suddenly rang in Ling Qingzhu's mind.
Hearing the mechanical voice in her mind notifying her that she had joined the gourmet shop, Ling Qingzhu was dumbfounded.
An illusion? A hallucination? Or was she in a dream?
At this moment, Ling Qingzhu thought of many things, but the next moment, Lin Dong's words shattered all of them.
"You need not doubt, because seven days from now, you will see the gourmet shop!"
Having spoken, Lin Dong glanced at Ling Qingzhu; everything was said, and he immediately turned to leave.
But the instant he turned, Ling Qingzhu's voice came from behind.
"Why did you pull me in?"
The cold voice asked; Lin Dong hesitated only a moment before giving his answer.
"You are my, Lin Dong's, woman; whether you admit it or not, you are!"
Having spoken, Lin Dong's figure departed directly.
And at this moment on the cliff, hearing such words, a slight smile unconsciously appeared at the corner of Ling Qingzhu's lips.
End of Chapter
