[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed":3,"chapter-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-1":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":18,"prevChapterSlug":19,"totalChapters":20,"novelImage":21},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":12,"translator":16,"content_hash":17},1800053,2399,"Chapter 1: Danger Warning System","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-1",1,"\u003Cp>\"Please, just let me go! I don't want the money anymore, just let me leave this apartment building! You can even cut off one of my kidneys!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No way. We signed an agreement. If you want to leave, you have to survive for seven days.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Seven days? This Alice Apartment is full of all kinds of twisted murderers. Forget seven days, I can’t even last one day!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'm really begging you... ahhhhh!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ahhh... help... save me... I... don't want to die...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My medicine is about to run out again, almost no money left to buy more...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Nancheng City, on the street, Jiang Ran, a rather handsome young man, looked at the plastic pillbox in his hand that contained only a few white pills left and frowned deeply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He exhaled a breath of stale air toward the clear blue sky, feeling extremely troubled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several personalities existed inside his body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Normally, he suppressed them by taking medicine. If he didn’t take medicine for a while, the personalities would compete for control of his body and take turns coming out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, the dissociative identity disorder wasn’t his biggest problem. The worst was that he wasn’t even from this world!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was an Earthling!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But somehow, his soul had transmigrated into a young man named Jiang Ran in this world called Blue Star.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soul transmigration happened, and the dissociative identity disorder remained.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And here came the real trouble. Back on Earth, the psychiatric medicine he took was prepared by an old village herbal doctor, effective, cheap, and with almost no side effects.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But after transmigrating to Blue Star, the good medicine was too expensive to afford.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had to take garbage medicine with poor effects, unstable conditions, and many side effects.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He truly feared the day he couldn’t afford his medicine anymore, his illness would flare up, and all the personalities in his body would break free.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Actually, the personalities coming out wasn’t the main issue. Jiang Ran knew clearly that none of the personalities inside him were harmless; he was really afraid that one day they would drag him down to end up in a free prison term.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Ding! Warning: Host is in a dangerous area! Points +1! Points +1! Points...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, just as Jiang Ran felt his future was pitch black, a cold mechanical voice suddenly echoed in his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the Danger Warning System, which bound to Jiang Ran right after he transmigrated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first, he was very excited, thinking it was a blessing from heaven.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This life was going to be his path to the pinnacle of success.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But later, he realized this system didn’t seem to be very useful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its biggest function was danger warning: when you are in a dangerous area, it would keep adding points to alert you.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the first time the system issued a danger warning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Startled by the reminder in his mind, Jiang Ran, who had been drifting away in thought, immediately snapped back to reality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked around and found himself standing outside a grain pancake shop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, a very pleasant female announcer’s voice was playing through the shop’s loudspeaker:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wangchuan Grain Pancakes! Celebrating 100 years since opening! To thank our new and old customers and friends who support us!!!! Buy a ten-yuan standard grain pancake now and get a lottery ticket!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"One lottery ticket equals one chance to draw!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The grand prizes are as follows!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"First prize, one winner: a complete apartment unit in Alice Apartment!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Second prize, two winners: a 100,000 yuan Jack car each!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Third prize, three winners: a 3,999 yuan Jack electric bike each!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fourth prize:...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was a huge, time-honored chain grain pancake shop celebrating its 100th anniversary.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The pancakes were delicious, and the advertising was fierce.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was both an old brand and a trendy snack, so it already had many customers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now with a lottery event going on, the queue stretched even longer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Among the crowd waiting in line, there were voices like: \"Damn, first, second, and third prizes are pretty good! Especially the first and second prizes—that’s a house and a car!!!! I usually only buy one pancake! Later I’ll buy three pancakes and draw three times. God, please let me win at least one!!! Let me make some money!!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Voices like these rose one after another.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, there was also a more rational voice, though less frequent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A middle-aged man standing at the end of the line looked at the unusually large crowd ahead with disdain and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I never see you guys buy anything normally. When there’s a lottery, suddenly everyone’s so eager!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A bunch of fools thinking they can win?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran’s figure stopped completely in front of the pancake shop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The system in his mind kept reminding him he was in a dangerous area.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he looked around and didn’t feel anything dangerous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially with so many people here, there seemed to be nothing to fear unless the gas inside exploded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So he just ignored the stupid system completely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides, his stomach was growling loudly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He might as well buy a pancake to eat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for what if there really was danger?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he died, he died. Living was already a form of suffering.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Being tormented by dissociative identity disorder was just too painful.\u003C\u002Fp>",886,"2026-06-09T04:42:10.719Z","novelbin.me","760cc109329f16951d4e1eb46b3bde1dc0c5bbb403f758c67a200946f2c2f2c2","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-2","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-100",670,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fgreat-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-cover.jpg"]