[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed":3,"chapter-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-113":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1800472,2399,"Chapter 113: Psychiatric Visit","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-113",113,"\u003Cp>Nancheng City Red Leaf Psychiatric Hospital.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was a private specialized hospital.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reportedly the best place for psychiatric treatment in Nancheng City.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although the fees were relatively high here, Jiang Ran felt that going to a cheaper, low-quality hospital would be worse than staying home counting stars.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since he had already made an online appointment, after checking in at Red Leaf Psychiatric Hospital, he began waiting for his turn with the doctor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran checked the time—exactly 10:00 AM.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With several people ahead of him, he wandered around the patient waiting area.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>During his stroll, he happened upon a poster.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The poster featured a doctor and his credentials—the very doctor Jiang Ran had booked an appointment with.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A rather handsome man.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>30 years old, PhD.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Had been studying in America since graduate school.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Continued through his doctorate before returning home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Below was a long list of honors this Dr. Bai Xiaoliang had received.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All sorts of impressive achievements that dazzled the eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The overall impression was simply: damn impressive!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just then, the electronic announcement system sounded:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Patient Jiang Ran, number 20, please proceed to examination room 1!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Patient Jiang Ran, number 20, please proceed to examination room 1!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The announcement repeated three times.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing it was his turn, Jiang Ran walked unhurriedly to examination room 1.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside, he saw the very Bai Xiaoliang from the poster—even more handsome in person.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was a second person in the room too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A female nurse in white sitting at a computer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This nurse had delicate features and wore strikingly alluring red contact lenses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hello, what seems to be the problem you need help with?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiaoliang asked across the examination desk with a smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So far, Jiang Ran thought Bai Xiaoliang seemed decent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At least he could smile when facing patients.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, many doctors treated patients as if they owed them a million bucks, wearing gloomy expressions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, Jiang Ran understood—doctors seeing different patients all day must be exhausting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I have dissociative identity disorder.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran replied calmly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Bai Xiaoliang immediately dropped his smile and turned serious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Dissociative identity disorder? Was this diagnosed at another hospital? Or is this self-diagnosed?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran nodded: \"Already diagnosed. At another hospital.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiaoliang: \"How long have you had it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran: \"A long time.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiaoliang: \"Specifically?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran thought for a moment: \"Probably since I became self-aware.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiaoliang had the red-contact-lens nurse record this on the computer while he continued questioning:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So since childhood then? Any family history of mental illness—parents or relatives?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran shook his head: \"Don't know. I'm an orphan.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran had been an orphan on Earth before transmigrating here—only to be an orphan again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiaoliang nodded: \"Understood. Since this is your first visit here, we'll need to run some tests to confirm the dissociative identity disorder diagnosis. Other hospitals' diagnoses can only serve as reference.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"There's a payment machine outside. Go pay first, then come back.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran had no objections—starting fresh with tests at a new hospital was standard procedure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the payment machine outside, Jiang Ran saw the itemized fees totaling over 400 yuan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His wallet ached in protest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After paying, he returned to the examination room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The red-contact-lens nurse clipped a small device to Jiang Ran's left index finger—a heart rate monitor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then she pulled out several printed forms filled with text from a drawer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran knew exactly what these were.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Assessment scales and questionnaires.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Specifically designed for testing mental disorders.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And these were specialized for dissociative identity disorder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran first picked up the dissociative identity disorder assessment scale.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It contained numerous questions requiring responses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For example, the first item:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I enjoy reading sports magazines.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Followed by options: [Yes] and [No].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he liked reading them, he'd check \"Yes\";\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>if not, \"No\".\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If uncertain, he could leave it blank—though leaving too many blanks was discouraged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiaoliang said: \"You're probably familiar with these, having been to other hospitals. But I must remind you—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"There are no right answers. Answer completely truthfully based on your situation. Everyone's different, so don't feel pressured.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Also, don't overthink each question—just go with your first instinct and actual circumstances.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran nodded and began answering under the monitoring of the finger-clipped heart rate device.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The following questions were diverse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like: [My mother is a good person.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran left this blank—being an orphan, he'd never met his mother.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Another question: [I want to be a singer.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran checked \"No\".\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Sometimes I really want to swear.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No\".\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I cough frequently.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No\".\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[It would be perfect if all laws disappeared.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No\".\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Sometimes I feel ghosts around me.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No\".\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran kept swiftly answering.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These assessment tools weren't all yes\u002Fno types.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were multiple-choice questions too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For example:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[What do you hate\u002Fdislike most?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[A: Having girlfriend stolen by best friend]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[B: Getting fired]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[C: Seeing boss harass female employees]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran chose A.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With many question types and numerous items, Jiang Ran spent nearly an hour completing everything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiaoliang collected the completed forms and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Go pay at the door again, then get an EEG and MRI.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He'd done both tests at other hospitals before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>EEGs monitored brain activity while MRIs examined brain structure—both assisted in confirming mental disorders like dissociative identity disorder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before leaving for the tests, Jiang Ran glimpsed Bai Xiaoliang scoring the assessments with a pen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two tests took an hour.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Jiang Ran returned, Bai Xiaoliang was waiting—the EEG and MRI results had automatically transmitted to his computer without physical copies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Assuming the examinations were over, Jiang Ran was surprised when Bai Xiaoliang announced one final test unlike any at previous hospitals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Jiang Ran, we'll conduct one last test now. Are you ready?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiaoliang stood up calmly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran was puzzled: \"Another test? What kind?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiaoliang said: \"Just follow my instructions—you'll see soon enough.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had Jiang Ran lie on a couch in the corner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Bai Xiaoliang pulled out an old-fashioned pocket watch from his coat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So it's hypnosis!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran suddenly understood—the pocket watch instantly made him think of hypnosis, thanks to TV and movie stereotypes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiaoliang nodded: \"Done this before?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiang Ran shook his head: \"No.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though he'd seen psychiatrists and psychologists in his past life, perhaps because they were ordinary-level practitioners, he'd never undergone hypnosis therapy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiaoliang reassured: \"Don't worry—hypnosis is quite pleasant.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Just keep your eyes on this pocket watch and follow my instructions.\"\u003C\u002Fp>",1076,"2026-06-09T04:42:10.999Z",1,"novelbin.me","8bdc7579f33fbfffb547ce48fe8e0ad518d510f3e3d8dfb2312fd23c197e2cb2","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-114","great-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-chapter-112",670,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fgreat-it-s-the-pervy-neighbor-we-re-doomed-cover.jpg"]